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Chapter 002 The Broken Teacher Cao

At this moment, Zhou Lie's mood cannot be described in words. The old antique from seven hundred years ago actually asked him to answer the phone. Could it be that the ghost of his ancestors was at work?

"Hey, thank goodness, Sasha, you finally answered the phone. I called more than a hundred times and finally got it connected." With a vague hissing sound, the phone ran out of the voice, but the sound was very small. Zhou Lie put his ear close to him before he could hear it clearly.

"Sasha, my dear, don't ignore me." The voice gradually became clear, and it was certain that it was a man talking.

"You..." Zhou Lie had never encountered a similar situation and didn't know what to say.

"Huh? Who are you? How could you have Sasha's cell phone?"

The sound on the phone was a little confused, but I quickly realized: "Oh, I understand, you are Sasha's cousin? Where is your cousin? Let your cousin answer the phone quickly."

"I..." Zhou Lie felt confused. No one had ever said that mobile phones could talk to people, at least it would not work at all in this era.

"Hey, this noise is a bit loud!"

The man couldn't wait to say, "Your sister and I have a little conflict. My brother-in-law will help my brother-in-law! No matter what your request is, my brother-in-law will do his best to satisfy you in the future. OK?"

Zhou Lie scratched his head hard and couldn't help asking: "Who are you?"

Hearing the question, the man suddenly increased his voice: "Oh my God! Do you want to be so mean? Just a little friction won't make you break up, right? Tell your sister, your brother-in-law is working hard. Really, actively give gifts to the school leaders. The best, no, you must strive to get the project upstream."

"I..." Zhou Lie took a deep breath and said to his phone: "My name is Zhou Lie."

"Zhou Lie? Haha, brother-in-law, your name is so ordinary."

At this time, the man suddenly turned sharply and started to wail: "Wait, Sasha's cousin does not seem to be surnamed Zhou. She, she would not deliberately delete the password and photos of the phone, and throw it away, right?"

"Hello, you!" Zhou Lie mustered up the courage to answer in a stern manner: "This mobile phone is born without a password, but all mobile phones and old-time products cannot be used outside. They must be used in very special places occasionally."

"It's true. Damn it, I threw it away. The password is our birthday. I, I actually broke up, and it was a completely broken heart. It's so cruel, I didn't even leave me a chance to get back together." The man's voice couldn't stop trembling, and he was a little hysterical.

Zhou Lie wiped his sweat and felt that the man was mentally abnormal. He casually said: "Why do men worry about wives and concubines? You can come to our village. There are several widows at the entrance of the village, and there are more women who have not been married. However, the betrothal gifts cannot be less than twelve pigs. If you add dozens of silver coins, you will be more respectful."

The voice came from the phone: "Twelve pigs? Brother, you are very good at comforting people, but it has to be realistic. Now we in China have more men and fewer women, and we are caught by a lot of bachelors. It seems that there are even fewer women in the village, right?"

Zhou Lie shook his head and said, "The last time Baiwu year, there were many men, so there were many women left. My father was burned to death by Chi Lin at that time. In order to keep me alive, my mother had to remarry."

The phone was silent for a while, and then asked weakly: "Really and false? What year was the year of Baiwu? What is Chilin? Is it a chemical accident?"

"Why don't you even know the year of the White Mist?" Zhou Lie said honestly: "It was fifteen years ago, sixty-nine-three years! Chi Lin was a powerful monster in the white fog in the sky. His body was very hot and he could roast people into ashes."

He shouted on his phone: "Stop talking nonsense, which school are you from? Have you watched too many fantasy dramas? If this phone is not yours, I will send me the mail to the University of Science and Technology. I will transfer you 800 yuan on WeChat, which is better than selling second-hand ones."

The man still didn't give up and wanted to get his phone back. If the naughty child refused to agree, he might be Sasha's cousin.

Zhou Lie asked suspiciously: "Where is the University of Science and Technology? There is also WeChat. There is a frame on this mobile phone called WeChat. Can it be directly converted to money? How much is the silver coins for 800 yuan?"

"Okay, you're still excited. Are you enjoying me? What does Sasha mean? I am Teacher Cao Hongbin, who teaches agricultural machinery at the University of Science and Technology, give me your WeChat."

Zhou Lie became particularly serious and said respectfully: "The young student has no WeChat, but I know that people who can be called teachers are very noble. This mobile phone is a tenth birthday gift given to me by my mother. It should be obtained in the old goods market in the town. Since Teacher Cao needs this goods, no matter how far away the University of Science and Technology is, the young student will definitely deliver this goods to it."

Hearing the naughty child’s reply, Cao Hongbin felt that he was about to collapse at any time and asked angrily: “Tenth birthday gift? How old are you now? You must be more than ten years old. Could it be that you changed to Sasha’s mobile phone card?”

"Yansheng is fifteen years old this year and is a villager from Kaiyuan Village, Yuanquan Town, Yangliucheng, Donghai Province."

Cao Hongbin shouted: "Donghai Province? It's really a ghost. How can there be any Donghai Province? Are all the kids nowadays learning to be serious and nonsense? What the hell is Yangliucheng? But I know there is a Yuanquan Town, and Kaiyuan Cave is near Yuanquan Town, which is a national scenic spot. Don't tell me that your village occupies the national scenic spot and is the mountain king. Is there any random charge? I hate you, the village tyrants who are messing around."

This sentence hurt Zhou Lie very much. The person who claimed to be a teacher didn't know Yang Liu? That was the place he dreamed of going.

At this time, Cao Hongbin said a little decadently: "I hung up first. In fact, I was deceiving myself by making more than a hundred calls. Sasha really wanted to break up with me, but she just didn't want to admit that she had failed. I want to drink, I want to drink..."

The voice suddenly stopped and calm returned to the cave.

Zhou Lie felt confused, as if he had a bizarre and absurd dream.

"No matter what, learn the last yoga class first."

Time is not long, and some blurry images appear on the phone, and pleasant voices are heard: "Everyone is welcome to use the latest Yoga slimming and fat burning app developed by Huatian Company. In this class, we will learn wing spreading, horse riding, mountain style, and prayer style."

"Okay, for the last four postures, you need to find the trick to match your breathing. In this way, you have learned all the seventy-two postures, but it takes four or five hours to coherent movements! It would be great if you could have less sleep time." Zhou Lie thought while learning with the beautiful coach. His muscles contracted slowly with his long breathing. Sometimes his skin shaking casually, shaking a few drops of sweat to form a mist and dispersed.

In the afternoon, Zhou Lie hurriedly ate something and continued his great cause of yoga practice. He did not stop until eight o'clock in the evening.

To his extreme surprise, the battery power of the mobile phone actually reached 65% that had never been seen before.
Chapter completed!
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