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Chapter 73 On the pros and cons of pooping

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Tang Sheng led the troops to chase and fight hard all the way. Outside Nanhua City, he and Bai Bufan's troops who were already stationed here attacked each other, and destroyed the enemy.

When the two troops gathered together, Bai Bufan pretended not to know Tang Sheng, and clasped his fists at him and said, "General Tang, I have long admired him!"

Tang Sheng also replied: "Young Master Bai, a heroic young man, both wise and brave, killed two giants, wise and powerful, and broke two great military achievements, and could be called breaking the continent..."

"Hey!" Bai Bufan sent a private message to Tang Sheng: "It's almost done..."

"Then let's not talk nonsense..." Tang Sheng smiled awkwardly, and then brought a few core generals into Nanhua City.

Before the sand table, Wang Zhi explained the current situation to everyone: "At present, the total elemental chaos beasts in the Lookout Peninsula where the Thunder Elemental Giant is located should be around 700,000..."

"There are more than 100,000 thunder elves among them!"

"But, thankfully, there is no senior commander!"

"What kind of cultivation level of the Thunder Elemental Giant is not clear at this time!" Wang Zhi said, pointing to another place: "At the beginning, Young Master Bai's plan, he had already built three warships in Nanhua Port!"

"Zheng Piaotou is currently stationed in Jinhua City, and Linghai Red Dead Redemption Master is stationed in Changhua City!"

"The other three Red Deadly Masters are busy killing the remnants of Chaos Beasts in various places and recovering the post-war work. However, Nanhua City has several consecutive tough battles and the troops are really scarce!" Wang Zhi looked at Tang Sheng at this time: "So, General Tang is responsible for the frontal attack!"

After saying that, Wang Zhi expressed his serious expression: "I hope General Tang will care about the people of the mainland, abandon the rift, and do his best!"

Tang Sheng smiled: "That's natural!"

Three days later, Wang Zhi led the only 10,000 elite cavalry left in Nanhua City, Qu Maocai and Shi Lei led the three thousand thunder beast cavalry, Gongsun Yuan led the 100,000 Iron Wall Army, Zhu Yun led the 100,000 strong crossbows, Du Ming led the 100,000 black armored heavy cavalry, totaling more than 200,000, forming the most elite legion currently known as the Broken Continent, and then brought 100,000 light infantry, 50,000 military troops, 200,000 civilian troops, totaling nearly 600,000 troops to march into the Observatory Peninsula and fight the thunder element giant!

On the other side, Tang Sheng, Bai Bufan, Erin and Sanqian Jiange disciples stepped onto the warship and approached the Looking Peninsula from the sea.

As soon as he arrived on the boat, Tang Sheng watched Erin and the people from Sanqianjian Pavilion keep looking up and down, and the analysis in his right eye kept going. After a long time, he asked: "You really don't sleep?"

Bai Bufan looked pale and looked at Erin and wanted to remind him: "Don't answer, don't answer, don't answer... I have to say important things three times!"

But, too late, Erin said in a plain tone: "Don't sleep!"

Bai Bufan's heart thrust: "It's over..."

Tang Sheng immediately asked again: "Don't eat?"

Erin frowned and moved her mask slightly: "Don't eat!"

"Don't drink water?"

Erin's face turned a little ugly, and her mask almost shook: "No drink!"

"Aren't you tired?"

Erin's tone was very cold: "No..."

"Then, you will always feel pain..."

Erin was a little angry: "Not even!!!"

Tang Sheng showed surprise on his face, then a light flashed, and he asked, "Why, do you shit?"

As soon as this sentence came out, Bai Bufan's heart rushed past. Erin was shocked all over, and the cold air was scattered. She was holding the sword slightly trembling, as if she was resisting the urge to draw the sword...

Fortunately, Bai Bufan told Ailin in advance that Tang Sheng was his senior brother, and he placed him in the Nangong family. Tang Sheng was the main force in fighting here, otherwise she had already drawn her sword at this time and started fighting with Tang Sheng...

"If you don't have to shit, that would be great..." Tang Sheng saw that Erin ignored him, and then he muttered to himself: "Do you know? Most of the people who are tall and the most annoying thing is shit!"

"Because, this is the time when he is at its weakest defense!"

"Think about it, even if you are the Spirit King, you can't shit in the air. It's not good to hit people. Even if you don't hit people, it's not good to hit flowers and plants..." Tang Sheng looked very experienced: "So, you still have to squat on the ground..."

"You squat down and you can't run away no matter how good your body is... And you have to wear pants. You have to wipe your butt before wearing pants, otherwise, the shit will be covered in it, which is too embarrassing!"

Erin glanced at Bai Bufan, and her eyes looked like she was saying, "Can I beat him up?"

The three thousand disciples of Jiange all twitched their faces, and their face masks trembled slightly, as if they were saying: "I wanted to beat him up long ago..."

Bai Bufan shook his head slightly and said, "Just bear it..."

Tang Sheng said it aroused by himself: "No matter how strong your strength is, it is not easy to explode. You are stooling. If you accidentally break your intestines and you are full of bad water, it will become stinky shit..."

"And, if it's so shocked that it flows back into the stomach, it's going to be eating shit..."

After saying that, Tang Sheng said "Hmm" deeply: "So, when you shit alone, it is the weakest time, and it is also the time when you are most afraid of being attacked by someone!"

After saying that, Tang Sheng sighed: "I don't have to shit if I want to!"

"But, no, the shit is coming, I can't hold it in! " Tang Sheng looked full of regret: "For today's battle, I deliberately squatted for three hours last night. If I suddenly wanted to shit a while ago, that would be bad!"

The more Tang Sheng said, the more vigorous he became, Bai Bufan felt everyone trembling with anger, and even the warship was shaking.

Finally, after saying "On the pros and cons of shit", everyone sighed in their hearts, and Tang Sheng looked at Erin again and asked, "Can you urinate?"

Erin could no longer help, pulled out the Qingshuang Sword, quickly placed it in front of Tang Sheng's neck with a sword, and said angrily: "Shut up!!!"

After a few hours of travel, everyone felt like they had passed a century. Because Erin's threat was useless, and Tang Sheng took a deep breath and said the first normal sentence: "Here!"

On the West Sea, Xiao Jing led a team leader into the Qianye Islands, and the islands along the way were covered with chaos beasts.

With Xiao Jing's order, the sound of cannons rang out.

The shells bombed the chaotic beast group on the island. Xiao Jing and Wu Meng took out their weapons and landed on the island with artillery as cover, and started the battle to recover the Chiba Islands!

The Haimu clan is good at shooting and is good at forest warfare. With the support of artillery, they destroyed the Chaos Magic Crystal clone, recaptured the islands one by one, and headed straight to the Fire Island.
Chapter completed!
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