Mingyue of the Great Song Dynasty http://www./0_1/

"Thank you for your kindness and kindness, and you will save your life. The little woman has no choice but to repay you, and I am willing to promise you with your body. I don't know... I don't know what kind of kindness is?" In the dilapidated temple, a stunning woman wearing pink gauze dress said to the man in front of her. The woman's face showed a hint of shyness, which made it difficult to control and her whole body was hot.

This benefactor, the male protagonist of this article, Ling Yun Xiao. At this time, he kept repeating various ideological and moral constructions about "hard work is the excellent morality of every citizen", "benefit without repaying" and "the core socialist values" and vigorously promoting the moral values ​​of social citizens. Under the impact of these torrents of justice, he said with a quick decision: "Beauty, I am willing."

After hearing this, the woman's face turned even more red, and she heard Ling Yunyi's righteous words in her ears: "It's better to have a day than to choose a day, and it's better to have a bridal chamber now!"

The woman's body stiffened, and after a while, she said in an inauspicious voice: "Okay! You can take everything from me..."

When Ling Yun heard the sound of "Okay!", he seemed to have electricity on his body. He immediately hugged the woman, and then took off the woman's clothes with his hands tremblingly. He could see the woman's neck immediately below, which is not to be described. When the sensitive parts that often appear in the Eighteen Forbidden Novels———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

"Two orioles sing in the green willows, I don't have a girlfriend yet; I yell at the wrong side of the road, I don't have a girlfriend yet; this song only needs to be in the sky, I don't have a girlfriend yet..." A noisy cell phone ringtone was just like this, and it rang with a breath of routine!

"Fuck! What's that! Who is it!!!" Ling Yun cursed, still feeling unsatisfied, and opened his eyes angrily. He looked down and found that it was the express phone number.

Ling Yun muttered: "It's really 'the dream of spring is gone without trace'!" Then he reluctantly turned over and got out of bed. He put on slippers like a big void, held his hair full of chicken coops, and moved at a pendulum-like uniform speed, swaying downstairs to pick up the express delivery...

Ling Yun took a huge cardboard box from the courier with a stinky face. After returning to the dormitory, he found that the other people had gone out for a date, leaving only Ling Yun alone. He sighed, Ling Yun sat on the ground and began to unpack the courier box. He tore off the tape, and Ling Yun began to inspect the goods one by one. Wolf-haired pen, cinnabar, talisman paper, peach wood sword... Yes, the courier box is full of things like this. And there is a reason why these non-mainstream things appear in mainstream situations. This is related to Ling Yun's identity.

Ling Yun, male, 21 years old, a single dog, studied in an ordinary university. His grades were high, and if he turned a blind eye, he could be considered a top student. Of course, these are mainstream situations. The non-mainstream situation is that Ling Yun can be said to be a rare "monk" in this information age.

Today's era is the era of the Internet and high-tech. People believe in high-tech and invisible WIFI. Few people believe in Taoism, Buddhism and other sects. There are fewer believers, and even fewer people practice. Ling Yun is a rare practitioner, and he has been practicing since childhood. All of this is because of Ling Yun's mother, Zhang Lerong.

Lingyun's mother Zhang Lerong is the daughter of the head of Zhengyi Sect. Zhengyi Sect can only be regarded as a small sect that has declined now, but if time is pushed forward to the Ming Dynasty, Zhengyi Sect's full name is "Zhengyi Shidao", which controls Taoism and monks all over the world, and in various senses NO·1. For a long time in ancient times, various sects were blooming, and hundreds of schools of thought contend, leaving behind a strong stroke. However, with the flow of time, the development of history, Buddhism or Taoism, all sects slowly fell from the altar to the mortal world. "Zhengyi Sect" is not spared. In the inheritance of generations, many magic, magic tricks, etc. have been gradually lost or incomplete. But what is funny is that some bad habits from the past are passed down without any fault. For example - preferring boys over girls.

In Zhengyi Sect, although there are female disciples, the head of the sect can only be inherited by male disciples. Lingyun's mother Zhang Lerong was excluded by Zhengyi Sect because of this woman's identity. As a last resort, Zhang Lerong had to leave Zhengyi Sect, and later married Lingyun's father Linghuo by chance. After giving birth to Lingyun, Zhang Lerong taught carefully and handed over all her life's learning to Lingyun. The final teaching of Lingyun was "Grades out of her own, but better than her."

Zhang Lerong can be said to have devoted all her efforts to Ling Yun. Not only did she teach Taoism carefully, but she also tried her best in daily life. Therefore, Ling Yun was very happy when she was a child, and her father and mother were very kind. Unfortunately, when Ling Yun was thirteen years old, Zhang Lerong died for some reason. Five years later, Ling Huo also left because of grief and anger. Ling Yun became an orphan. With inheritance and various relief, Ling Yun grew up stumblingly. After getting into college, Ling Yun would meet others on weekdays, test characters, fortune-telling, and make money to live. Occasionally, he also caught ghosts for others. In order to save money, Ling Yun was the cinnabar and talisman paper needed for online shopping... These things. A few days ago, there was an activity in Taobao, so Ling Yun bought it wildly. Anyway, the treasures he bought would not be broken.

Compared with the delivery order, Ling Yun counted the treasures one by one. After taking out the last talisman paper, Ling Yun found that there was a box at the bottom of the express box, with the label on it brightly with the words "Gift". Ling Yun was not surprised at all. Giving gifts is the most common promotional method on Taobao.

Ling Yun opened the box casually. After opening it, he found that there was a black iron card in the box, which was about the size of an adult man. It was said to be an iron card, but there were no characters on it. One side had patterns, and the other side was very smooth. The iron card was pitch black. Ling Yun couldn't figure out what it was. Looking at the box again, he found that there was a half-fold note at the bottom.

Ling Yun held an iron sign in his left hand and opened the note with his right hand. The note read: "Dear! Thank you for participating in the shopping carnival event of our store. Congratulations on becoming a lucky customer of our store in this event! I gave you a big gift, an ancestral spiritual treasure from the mysterious field. I will definitely solve the problem of the "unspeakable hiddenness" for you!"

Ling Yun angrily threw the iron plate and the note to the ground and said angrily: "Go to your sister's unspeakable hidden secret! I'm very normal, okay! Do morning exercises on time every day! And my magic gun is..." The voice stopped abruptly because Ling Yun watched the iron plate wheel on the ground a few times, touched the legs of the table, and then turned back to his feet.

The smooth side of the iron plate faces upwards, and a few big words are slowly displayed: "No use of anything!"

Ling Yun didn't care about why the iron plate showed words, and immediately jumped to retort: ​​"What is a useless place! I'm called a 'mobile small turret', okay! The technology is called..."

"Hehe, a boy chicken for twenty-one years! Stop pretending..." After these three lines of words disappeared, they then showed a "sympathy" expression.

This time, Ling Yun directly raised his middle finger to the iron plate in anger.

The iron plates are not polite, and they show various expressions of vertical middle fingers one after another...

"Okay, okay, I lost! You see, I'm going to be phobia!" Ling Yun touched the goose bumps on his arm and quickly admitted defeat!

The dense middle fingers on the iron plate disappeared, and another expression was showing a touch of stroking the dog's head.

“…”

Ling Yun scratched his head, looked down at the iron sign on the ground, and said, "Well, I've wanted to ask since I just now, why do you show words? And, you...how do you know my situation?"

The iron card simply showed it: "Because I am a magic mirror!"

"Ah? Magic Mirror?" Ling Yun opened his mouth with disbelief, "It's the magic mirror of 'Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in the world?'?"

The magic mirror showed: "The principle is different, but the function is similar. If you ask, I will answer."

Ling Yun immediately asked, "Then, Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful person in my heart??"

The magic mirror slowly showed: "Female, alive."

Ling Yun opened his mouth and looked at Magic Mirror, blinking, but he didn't think of how to refute it. Because Magic Mirror said nothing wrong! As a single dog, as long as he is a woman and a living person, he has a fatal attraction to him.

The magic mirror showed again: "Do you believe it now?"

Ling Yun, who has been practicing since childhood, now has a little bit of faith in the magic mirror. If you don’t do it well, the magic mirror in front of you is a rare treasure! In practice, there is a saying that the instrument is to practice with various treasures, as the name suggests, it means practicing with various treasures. The treasures are all strange, Ruyi, bells, flutes, etc., and they may be treasures. The functions are also different. Some can store spiritual power, some can travel through space... and some can even change the appearance of treasures. And this magic mirror may be a question. Although the function is not so high-end, it is also a treasure! You must know that practitioners like Ling Yun who have no support from sects want to get treasures, their luck is no less than to grab lottery.

The reason why treasures are rare is that the number of treasures itself is small; the other is that treasures emphasize the word fate. Like Lingyun's case, it is the second typical. Zhang Lerong often said during his lifetime, "Everyone has the will of heaven, and practice depends on fate!" This sentence is sincere and does not deceive others!...

Ling Yun thought about it, but still didn't believe that he would have such good luck. He asked tentatively: "What? Let me ask again, who do you think I am?"

The magic mirror did not display the handwriting immediately this time.

Ling Yun shook his head a little disappointed and thought to himself: That's right, how can you get such a good luck? You can easily touch the treasure...

Just when Ling Yun was disappointed, a deep and low voice came from the magic mirror: "Ling Yun, male, born in 2000, at the turn of the century. He could not speak at the age of three, wet the bed at the age of five, and peeped at the neighbor's little sister to wash..."

"Stop! Stop! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! Big brother! Big uncle! You are my dear uncle, but you can't do it?! Let's stop talking! Stop talking!" Ling Yun immediately copied the magic mirror at his feet and begged for mercy.

Magic Mirror said leisurely: "No! You don't have an old man!"

"..." Ling Yun nodded stupidly: "Yes, my dad is the boss, I really don't have an old man!... No, no, this is not the point, the point is you, you can speak? Then why didn't you say it at the beginning?"

Magic Mirror said, "I'm afraid I'll scare you!"

"Nonsense! I'm not afraid of God, not afraid of the earth..." Ling Yun immediately retorted.

Magic Mirror interrupted and said, "I'm afraid I don't have a girlfriend!"

"..." Ling Yun was speechless again...

Ling Yun, who was attacked by words, covered his chest with a haggard expression and said, "Brother, you may not know that if you speak so poorly, you will be stuffed with a black stick!"

Magic Mirror seemed to remember something and said in pain: "I seem to understand this kind of feeling..."

Ling Yun raised his hand, making the magic mirror in his palm calm with his eyes. He looked at the magic mirror with tears in his eyes and said, "I don't want to share the same illness now. I just want to know when I will have a girlfriend?"

This time the magic mirror was like an ordinary mirror, neither speaking nor showing handwriting.

Ling Yun roared in a low voice: "You are talking!"

The magic mirror is the same as before, showing a few big words: "Breaking the vitality!"

"Then you can write!" Ling Yun said immediately.

The mirror of the magic mirror flashed, and then it showed: "Change a change of question!"

"What does it mean?! Why change the question? What do you mean is that I will be a single dog for the rest of my life?!" Ling Yun shouted.

“The answer is correct!”

Ling Yun felt that there were 15 million tears flowing in his heart, "Do you want it to be so miserable?! Think about it again, don't lie to me!"

Magic Mirror showed without hesitation: "A single dog for life! It's definitely!"

Ling Yun felt that he was about to cry... After thinking about it, Ling Yun still didn't give up: "What? Can't you think of a way? I don't want to be friends with my right hand all my life!"

"There is a way to seal the right hand."

"That's that I have no friends!!!" Ling Yun was almost angrily excited by Magic Mirror's answer.

The magic mirror flashed a few times, and another line of words was displayed: "There are other ways."

Ling Yun looked closely and his eyes lit up: "Is there a way? Hurry, hurry up, come and listen!"

The magic mirror shows four big words: "Return to the furnace and recreate!"

Ling Yun said angrily: "Stop making trouble! My mother has long died, okay! Where can I go back to the furnace?!"

"Then you will die too!"

Ling Yun opened his mouth wide: "Ah?!!!"

Before Ling Yun could find out what was going on, he felt a terrible suction force coming from the magic mirror, one stronger than the other, like a rising tide. This powerful suction force quickly teared Ling Yun with the momentum of thunder. Ling Yun felt that his internal organs, skin, and bones were like dough on the panel, being kneaded casually. Ling Yun subconsciously opened his mouth and let out a painful cry. But he only saw Ling Yun open his mouth, but could not hear the sound, and even the sound was attracted to the magic mirror by the suction. Maintaining the opening position, Ling Yun made a silent pain cry. However, the suction force from the magic mirror was not reduced but stronger, and Ling Yun wanted to die immediately. Under the action of the suction force, Ling Yun felt that his soul orifice was slowly opened. With a "buzzing", Ling Yun's soul was sucked out of his body...

"Ah! Liberated!" After the soul left the body, "Lingyun" felt like a new life, and finally no longer had to endure the pain of the five horses splitting away. In the blink of an eye, "Lingyun" was sucked into the magic mirror. Then, Lingyun's body was twisted and deformed by the powerful and strange suction force from the magic mirror, and turned into a bunch of light spots. These light spots gathered but did not disperse, barely retaining their human form... The magic mirror emitted another strange white light shining on these light spots, and the light spots were gradually compressed into a light ball, which became smaller bit by bit, and then flew into the magic mirror.
Chapter completed!