In terms of scale or program content, the American version of "Tucao Conference" is in terms of scale or content, in the words of the host Hart himself, it is: vulgar and vulgar.

Moreover, this is a show that can directly call black people "niggers".

The first guest to appear tonight was Curry.

As soon as the primary school student came on stage, he said, "I am honored to be able to attend the Tucao Conference of my good friend Lin, oh! What's more honorable is that I actually met Shaq again. You know, Shaq is a very dominant center, his nickname is Superman, Asteroid Destroyer."

"As we all know, Shaq is still the greatest center in the NBA except Wilt, Bill, Kareem, Hashem, Patrick Yao and Dwight."

As soon as Curry came on stage, he threw out a smacking of the middle of the smack. It seemed that he was complaining about O'Neal's historical status, but in fact, the careful Lin Yi found that the primary school student just ranked O'Neal's ranking at 13th.

In terms of detail, it’s really not Lin Yi’s brag. Who can be more detailed than Kobe?

Because Zao Ke just counted carefully, when he heard Curry pronounce O'Neal's name in the 13th place, Kobe's face showed a knowing smile.

"I'm glad to be on the stage with the great Kobe Bryant tonight. Here I want to pay my respects to Kobe."

"People always criticized me before, saying that Stephen only knew how to do it."

"To be honest, as a basketball player, you always face all kinds of criticism and doubts. Here I want to thank those who have criticized me because it is you who have made me better."

"However, I'm curious that I've looked at my technical statistics carefully. My career three-point shooting percentage is 43.4% so far, while the total shooting percentage of the great Mamba's career is 44.9%."

"Oh, my math is not very good, but if you compare it with the same 10 shots, it seems that my efficiency is higher than that of Mamba. Hey, Kobe, how did you do it?"

"How did you do that by people are regarded as a hero in Los Angeles and successfully drove Shaq away, why can't I get such praise?" Curry turned his head and looked at Kobe, and Kobe raised his head and laughed.

"Well, we all know that Kobe is Lin's idol, but I want to say to my good friend Lin, even though you have been imitating Kobe, your shooting percentage is not Mamba at all." Curry said.

"Lin is the famous king of poisonous chicken soup. He often said in interviews that he is playing basketball with talent. To be honest, I have been tolerating him for a long time."

"Lin, I really want to tell you that you are really playing on talent, because if you are as tall as Stephen, you will never be as great as Stephen."

Curry's complaint successfully attracted cheers from the scene, especially Harden on the stage, who suddenly opened his confused sleepy eyes.

Beautiful job, Stephen!

Lin Yi, who is sitting in the main position, covers his face with one hand, wait for Stephen, when the Knicks are visiting the Warriors in the second half of the season, I won’t call Lin Yi if I don’t give you a hat!

After Curry's complaints ended, the next guests were Beckham and Griffin.

After Xiao Bei came on the court, he also threw a high-end meme.

After introducing himself from the UK, Beckham first told Kobe that Britain was in Europe, then told James that Europe was a continent, and finally told O'Neal that the continent could not be drunk as milk.

This joke is about complaining that blacks generally have poor cultural qualities and often make some geographical common sense mistakes.

When complaining about Lin Yi, Beckham used three unbelievable words to describe Lin Yi in a row.

This is a complaint about the last time Barkley commented on the Knicks game, the Fliggy who couldn't find the adjective only knew how to describe the game scene in disbelief.

When Xiao Bei complained, he also made a wave of self-deprecation. He first said that he was a famous good man, and so was Lin Yi.

However, just as the audience gave Xiao Bei an applause, Xiao Bei suddenly changed his subject, "I didn't expect that there were women who believed that there were really good men in this world."

Bei Bei revealed that there were not 81 young models he had fucked, and at least 58. When he said this, Bei Bei looked at Lin Yi with a look of "Brother understands you".

Looking at the sky!

This is an absolute ultimate move.

This black method of hurting the enemy by 1,000 and hurting himself by 800 gives Lin Yi no chance to talk back.

The close-up was specially given to Beckham's wife Victoria.

Victoria smiled politely at the camera.

As for whether Mrs. Bei will stew Xiao Bei into braised pork trotters when she goes home, Lin Yi is unknown.

Anyway, after tonight, Lin Yi feels that he will definitely be made into steamed pig's trotters by Aomei.

Compared to Xiao Bei's complaints, Sha Chai's complaints are obviously a bit worse.

In fact, the manuscript of Shafen is really good, but this guy is obviously having problems with the rhythm when talking about the talk show.

Like the funniest thing about Beckham just now, his smirk at Lin Yi, and Griffin's speech speed was too fast, which led to many wonderful memes being missed by people.

When complaining that Captain Kevin Hart summed up Griffin's speech, he laughed and said that Griffin is more suitable for e.

The widow, who appeared immediately afterwards, started to speak out with a disagreement.

After Scarlett Johnson came on stage, he smiled at Durant first.

Du Xiaoshuai was so happy at that time. Damn, goddess, my goddess smiled at me!

Unfortunately, Durant hasn't been happy for 3 seconds.

"Kevin, I'm glad to see you tonight. Actually, I've always been curious why you want to drink my bath water?"

"Believe me, you won't be interested in my bath water, because you might taste something 'strange' while drinking my bath water."

"For example, Lin's xxxx."

Before attending "Tucao Conference", guests and main actors were told about the scale of the program content. Lin Yi had watched "Tucao Conference" and knew that this program had no bottom line, but what Lin Yi never expected was that the first joke of the widow was so dirty.

Tucao Captain Kevin Hart took the lead and screamed, it was so explosive, it was so explosive!

Durant suddenly collapsed

Lin Yi believed that if there was a samurai sword at this time, Durant would definitely commit suicide by cutting his caesarean section on the spot.

Scarlett's complaints are even more cruel than directly rejecting Durant, and can only be described as crazy.

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Lin Yi really wanted to say, how could he have become the shield of the widow's wife with labor?

Could it be that the widow's wife came tonight wearing Captain America's clothes?

Lin Yi knew very well that after the show was broadcast, he might not be able to wash it even if he jumped into Scarlett's bath water.

Durant, who encountered the "fatal killing" of his sister-in-law, will be on stage next.

Du Xiaoshuai's mood when he came on stage was obviously not as good as when he started. Even when he complained about Lin Yi, he forgot the words awkwardly.

I have to say that the widow's big move just now directly kosher Mantis Du.

This is a real instant kill!

If you don’t play with you, just fight and retreat, just go straight to the front of the anus!

Tonight's guests were obviously willing to go out. When it was Taylor Swift's turn to take the stage, Kevin Hart had just complained about as a bus and she still flirted with Hart on the spot.

At that time, Taylor Swift revealed a room number, and Hart cooperated to take out his phone and write it down.

"Oh, Kevin, I think you need to bring a stool over here." Taylor Swift said to Hart.

Hart looked like a black question mark face, Taylor Swift continued, "Because of this, you can stand in the chair and watch me have sex with Lin."

Lin Yi next to him: ""

Although Lin Yi knew that Taylor Swift was sarcasticating Hart's pitiful height, to be honest, are you going to finish it?

Do you want to join forces to turn me into a blind monk?

Lin Yi felt that he had suffered a critical hit in his heart.

This time I got home, I'm afraid the washboard wouldn't be able to save myself.

However, Lin Yi's heart-wrenching journey has just begun.

Because after Taylor Swift left the game, O'Neal was the one who appeared.

This angry shark would not be polite. O'Neal responded to Curry as soon as he came up. O'Neal said Curry was born in a good era because if it were in the 1990s, the coach would never have sent him on the court.

O'Neal said seriously: "Here, I have to support Carl (Marron), because he is right. Now the NBA is a group of primary school students playing basketball."

"Even a kid like Stephen can sneak into the basketball court."

Then, O'Neal also mentioned the Lakers dynasty back then. O'Neal first warned Lin Yi like a "big senior" that before establishing a dynasty, even if you get more MVPs, you will be nothing.

Then, the Shark suddenly changed his subject and thanked the Lakers coach and teammates back then, "I must thank Kobe here because it was him who pushed me to win three consecutive championships."

And just as Kobe and O'Neal looked at each other affectionately, O'Neal said: "I have to thank Kobe again because Kobe pushed me to Miami."

While saying that, Shark made a "who cares" expression. I have to say that O'Neal has a comedy face, and it would be a waste of such a person not to act in comedy.

In addition, O'Neal complained that Lin Yi was obviously so tall, but he often picked up rebounds like a guard.

"After finishing the shot, Lin always likes to yell in his chest. Hey, I said, buddy, although your shot is very accurate, if I just turned on the TV, I would have mistakenly thought you completed a dunk across the street."

Lin Yi, who was sitting in the main position, felt both angry and funny. Lin Yi was angry that O'Neal exposed his true face in public, and laughed at the shark's serious nonsense skills.

Tonight's Comedy Center was full of joy, and Harden, Kobe and James, who appeared next, also showed their outstanding black skills.

Harden complained that Lin Yi was more foul than him, but people always had prejudice against him because of his beard.

Kobe laughed and said that it was only a matter of time before he broke Havrichek's NBA history iron-smashing record, but Kobe didn't mind that his name would appear on the top spot in the history iron-smashing list.

Because only a great scorer can get enough opportunities to play mobile phones, Kobe laughed and said that if O'Neal hadn't been paddling frequently on the court, the Sharks would have lost twice as many free throws as he had made.

And just when people thought Kobe said this was in Black O'Neal, Zao Ke suddenly turned to look at Lin Yi, "Lin, believe me, the first place in the future history of the ironclad list must be yours, I like you."

Lin Yi: ""
To be continued...