0521 Chapter Wonderful Olympic Games! The king of the foodie country!
The Chinese men's basketball team flew to London, and the American men's basketball team flew to London almost at the same time. Before the American men's basketball team went on a battle, Gua Ge's contract renewal with the Cavaliers was also completed.
On the 25th, the Cleveland Cavaliers officially announced that the team had completed a contract renewal with new scoring champion Cameron Anguayi, and after this contract renewal, Gua Ge will also have the right to veto the transaction.
However, Lin Yi always feels that the Cavaliers and Anthony must have any py transactions.
But I think the Knights are not as brave as the Husky back then?
Lin Yi felt that Anthony agreed to stay in Cleveland would definitely become a unsolved case, and he could only wait for the opportunity to ask in the future.
In addition, Jeremy Lin, like Lin Yi, accepted Morey's poison contract.
Jeremy Lin’s current development trajectory is slightly better than Lin Yi’s memory, because after Curry’s return, Jeremy Lin was not hidden by Mark Jackson, and he did not suffer that injury.
However, whether it can be produced depends on his own luck.
The NBA was very lively at the end of July, and the Eagles and Nets also completed a deal, and the Eagles King Joe Johnson was sent to the Brooklyn Nets.
As the Russian tycoon Prokorov began to make efforts, it was only a matter of time before the establishment of the "cosmic net", but this "cosmic net" may accidentally fly too fast in the future and directly rushed out of the universe.
Garnett also renewed his contract with the Celtics. After the renewal, the Brooklyn Wolf King said excitedly that he would never regret joining the Celtics in his life!
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On the 26th, the men's basketball team arrived in London. After entering the Olympic Village, the men's basketball team members instantly turned into Yao Yao, and they were all embarrassed!
How can I sleep with this 1.7-meter bed?
"It's not the British who deliberately messed with us, right?" Sun Yue, who has always been very Buddhist, said excitedly.
At this time, everyone found that Lin Yi slowly put the two beds together. Yao looked at Lin Yi who was extremely calm, "Alin, you are calm but don't look like a young man at all."
Lin Yi shook his head and said to the men's basketball team members: "Everyone is in bed, this is the only way. Don't you read Twitter?"
Except for Alien and Yao, who suddenly realized it, the other men's basketball players shook their heads.
In fact, the British did not deliberately target only one Chinese
As early as yesterday, Tom, the main attacker of the US women's volleyball team, dissed the London Olympic Games event organizing committee on Twitter, because the beds in the entire London Olympic Village are like the average size on Taobao, and the unity is 1.73 meters!
Sorry, Bolt, Phelps, Lin Yi, basketball players, volleyball players, and when you arrive in London, please curl up and sleep!
Lin Yi knew very well that the British hosted this Olympics solely for funny things. Americans who love diss the British the most had already been crazy about the blacks.
Dare you imagine that there are only 8 ATMs in such a huge Olympic village? Sorry, no matter what big brand you are, please queue up to get the money!
Damn it to imagine that one of the food prepared in the London Olympics is even darker than the face of American female tennis player Serena Williams?
According to later reports, it was a chef who fried the fries.
What, you said that Britain is also a country with a brand name, so why not hold an Olympic Games?
Hoho!
The opening ceremony volunteers led the Japanese delegation directly to the stage, making mistakes about the Hungarian flag, North Korea flag, Austrian flag, and tennis matches the United States flag was blown away by the strong wind. In the swimming competition, Sun Yang tied for the championship with a certain stick, and the Chinese flag was raised under the South Korean flag, rather than raised in the same row.
The Olympic flame was extinguished three times, and the beer bottle fell into the field during the 100-meter Flying Man War. The commentator said that it was the English team, not the British football team, which led to strong protests from fans in Scotland and Wales!
Moreover, these are just some episodes of this Olympic Games. If it weren't for the lack of lower limits, Lin Yi even wanted to sell Xiao Zhong Tong's shoes in wholesale Durex or Jessbon, because Lin Yi knew that the number of condoms prepared for this London Olympic Games was far from enough.
You should know that the Olympic village has always been known as the "cannon village". Athletes from all countries will have friendly exchanges before and after the Olympics. For example, is this posture more suitable for exercising force or the posture that will help improve the performance of the competition? While athletes break various Olympic records on the court, they are also breaking various records off the court
Of course, because China is relatively conservative in this regard, the Chinese Olympic delegation has strict discipline in this regard.
However, after coming to London, because I had to take care of Lin Yi who had lived in the United States for a long time, Lin Yi could not be subject to any restrictions in this regard.
Unfortunately, the Knicks' players are not here, otherwise they will definitely complain that the Chinese Olympic delegation is simply useless. After all, I, Lin, is it necessary to handle special matters so quickly?
Lin Yi: Slander! This is slander!
Back to the topic, after the men's basketball team arrived in London, something embarrassing happened, because when the men's basketball team members were about to adapt to the game venue in advance, they happened to meet the Spanish men's basketball players standing stupidly outside the venue.
After hesitating for a while, Gasol stepped forward and said to Lin Yi, "Oh my God, are the English people funny? Their staff actually got rid of the keys to the competition venue."
After Lin Yi asked, he realized that the London Olympics is worthy of being a strange Olympics. Because the staff lost the keys to the basketball hall and even the backups were lost, the basketball hall could only wait for the fate of changing the locks.
So you may not believe that the Spanish men's basketball team and the Chinese men's basketball team held a unique training class together in the basketball court of a university in London.
It is impossible to practice tactics, so everyone just shot the basket, looked for the feeling, and went back to their own houses and mothers.
What? The English aren't that stupid?
Sorry, because on the same day, the most important venue of the Olympics, a string of keys worth 40,000 pounds in Wembley Stadium was also mysteriously lost. Not only the basketball players suffered, but also the football players suffered!
Finally, all relevant locks at Wembley Stadium must be replaced
The men's basketball players who were complaining about the Olympic Village facilities yesterday now understand that the British did not come for themselves, because they came for the whole world!
I, Great Britain, want to be enemies of the whole world!
What the men's basketball players regret most now is that they didn't eat more nutritious meals before leaving Houston, because compared to fried chicken and French fries, isn't nutritious meals just delicacies?
Fortunately, Lin Yi was prepared for this, so Xiao Zhong sent a batch of canned food and instant noodles in the afternoon. Of course, the instant noodles cannot be eaten every day, but it can be served for a while. At this time, Yao Yao began to admire Lin Yi's far-sighted vision, and Xiao Zhong also said that the nutritional meal had been prepared as Lin Yi's instructions.
"We have strictly checked the ingredients. This time the Knicks' logistics team is responsible for making nutritious meals. There is absolutely no problem!" Zhong Muchen said.
Lin Yi patted Xiao Zhong on the shoulder. No wonder in ancient times, in wars, it was said that the troops and horses should go first before they were moved. In fact, the most awesome thing in the field of athlete logistics support was the Germans.
According to incomplete statistics, in 2014, there were 137 Germans serving them, from diet, massage, entertainment to training, everything you can think of.
The Germans believe that every detail will determine the final success or failure of the game.
Therefore, in the 2018 World Cup, the Germans seemed to be too thin and forget their traditional heading tactics, and only knew how to turn their feet in slightest.
After seeing the delicious and nutritious meal, the men's basketball players felt that they had come back to life.
At this time, a long-legged girl from the Chinese women's volleyball team next door also ran over, "Oh my God, you still have a small kitchen!"
Lin Yi recognized who this girl was at a glance
Isn't this Hui Ruoqi?
Hui Ruoqi felt very wronged because God knew what the meal they had in the afternoon was.
Lin Yi smiled. There were many nutritious meals anyway, "Do you still want to eat some?"
Hui Ruoqi, who was already full, shook her head. Hui Ruoqi certainly recognized Lin Yi because she would see Lin Yi's photos on Weibo every day, and Lin Yi's height is more recognizable than his handsome appearance.
Hui Ruoqi asked carefully: "Brother Lin Lin, can you share several boxes of instant noodles with me?"
Lin Yi, who was called Brother Lin by Hui Ruoqi, almost fell down. The facts proved once again that instant noodles are very popular in London!
Lin Yi did not refuse Hui Ruoqi's invitation. He also gave Hui Ruoqi several boxes of canned beef. After all, he could not eat instant noodles all the time, so this thing could withstand hunger and satisfy his cravings. Eating too much is not nutritious.
Hui Ruoqi thought Lin Yi was simply a savior, so during the Olympics, she came to the Chinese men's basketball team for free, which soon became a tradition for various Chinese Olympic teams.
After all, although the Chinese Olympic delegation also has its own emergency preparations, there is still a gap between nutritious meals and nutritious meals.
When it comes to eating, it's not Lin Yi's brag, everyone here is
Can the fried chicken brothers eat nutritious meals all season long? Can the Knicks chefs not have some real skills?
Knicks boss Dolan has given up his help this time, and a steady stream of top ingredients will be shipped to London!
For Dolan, as long as she can spend money to buy Lin Yi, it will be a trivial matter!
But Dolan is a little strange because the Chinese men's basketball team is too edible, right?
Unfortunately, after Lin Yi suddenly said to them, "You can really eat" every day, beating Lin Yi became a tradition of the Chinese women's volleyball team after Lin Yi came over for free every day!
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ps: The second update!
Chapter completed!