0212 Chapter Too good to play! The city can play!(1/2)
Lin Yi really didn't sleep well.
It was already two o'clock in the morning when he returned to the hotel last night.
However, Lin Yi's biological clock causes him to wake up automatically at 4 a.m. every day.
So Lin Yi fell asleep and woke up, woke up and then got sleepy. After repeated tossing, it was morning.
Before the All-Star Game started, this morning was the practice time for the Western Conference All-Star Game, and the afternoon was the East.
Lin Yi wanted to close his eyes and rest for a wave of blood, but at 0 o'clock, he received a call from Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift couldn't watch this afternoon's All-Star Game because she had a performance in New York tomorrow and had to fly back in the afternoon, so the long-legged beauty who had just broken up invited Lin Yi to accompany her shopping.
Lin Yi originally wanted to refuse with training.
"Don't think of lying to me, I asked someone to inquire. You will only have training classes in the afternoon." Taylor Swift said on the phone righteously.
Lin Yi: "..."
At the critical moment, Curry also assisted, "What are you waiting for! Go on a date quickly, do you want to be single for the rest of your life?"
Lin Yisheng touched Curry's head with no desire, Stephen, if the partner in love was Taylor Swift, I would rather be single.
You don’t know how good this girl is to write songs. Lin Yi is already popular enough and doesn’t want to become more popular.
"If you don't come to accompany me to go shopping, I will declare to the public that you are my new boyfriend. If you tell the media that you don't admit it, I will say that you dumped me and said that you are indifferent..." Swift threatened.
Lin Yi: "..."
Lin Yi didn't know how lethal his charm value was. You should know that in Taylor Swift's heart, Lin Yi was more handsome than all the men she had ever seen. The most important thing was that Lin Yi could write songs, play well in basketball, and was still a good man who had never been in love.
Sure enough, cheating has side effects.
Lin Yi was helpless and felt uncomfortable if he couldn't sleep like this, so he simply went out to go shopping and had some snacks.
However, "Big Taylor Swift" does have its own "unlucky" attributes. In a famous shopping mall in Dallas, the two of them accidentally met the same upset Scarlett Johansson.
"Sister Widow" had just experienced a failed marriage at this time, but for some reason, Lin Yi's handsome appearance and chic figure yesterday could not be removed in her mind.
"Ha, Lin, aren't you going to participate in the All-Star Game in the afternoon? It just so happens that my brother wants to learn to play basketball. Can I ask him to come to you in the summer?" Scarlett Johansson didn't know why, but when she saw Lin Yi, she felt that her heart was beating very fast.
Lin Yi really wants to know if the system has a return service. This charm value buff is so terrible, it just brings the effect of "Who in the world doesn't know you".
Taylor Swift smelled a trace of danger and suddenly grabbed Lin Yi's arm, "Lin, I want to learn to play basketball, too."
Scarlett Johansson was not vague and took Lin Yi's other arm, "Lin, I can play basketball too, I'm good at layups."
There is a flat plate on the left and a mountain on the right. It’s not Lin Yi’s peek at it. His height is really clear.
It’s no wonder that there are many fans of “Widowed Sister” when watching the ball in a civilized way. It’s not unreasonable.
But wait... Lin Yi only met Scarlett Johansson yesterday, and it was actually the third time he and Taylor Swift met. What kind of brainless setting is this? Shura Field?
Lin Yi really wants to ask if there is any embroidered spring knife sold in this mall.
After shopping, Lin Yi was exhausted both physically and mentally. His left arm was panicked and his right arm was enjoying a pleasant massage. When Lin Yi saw that it was almost afternoon training, he had no chance to go to bed now.
Before going to train, Lin Yi specifically asked the system, "System, I'm very ugly, so can I return that charm value?"
Lin Yi didn't want to be surrounded by girls wherever he went in the future. It was true that he wanted to find a girlfriend, but it might not be a good thing if it was too popular. The most important thing is to get involved in the fun, it's not an ordinary flower.
The system did not respond.
Lin Yi actually knew that the system would not respond, "Hey, if you want to blame me, you should blame me for being so handsome. After all, people as handsome as me will cry everywhere they go."
...
The camera returns to the Cowboy Stadium.
Scarlett Johansson on the sidelines is cheering for Lin Yi.
Durant, sitting on the bench of the Western Conference All-Stars, looked like a jackal at this time, and he wanted to go up and bite Lin Yi and his two mouths.
The All-Star Game is about to begin.
Eastern Conference starters: Lin Yi, Garnett, James, Joe Johnson, Wade.
West starters: Stoudemire, Duncan, Nowitzki, Anthony, Nash.
Amid the cheers of the fans at the scene, the players of the two teams walked to the middle circle.
Lin Yi is responsible for jumping balls in the Eastern Army.
When it was the Western Conference's turn to send someone to jump the ball, Duncan and Nowitzki retreated tacitly.
Stoudemire stood in front.
"Stone Buddha" and "old driver" looked at each other and smiled, as if saying: You understand me!
After experiencing the first major injury, the little bully's jumping power was not so strong. Although Lin Yi was sleepy and sleepy, he still jumped to the ball easily.
Before the game, James asked Lin Yi with concern if he hadn't had a good rest. Wade said with great experience: "Young people, you must learn to be restrained and not just be single."
Lin Yi: "???"
Damn, these people drive at a disagreement.
However, Lin Yi had long been used to it, and the Knicks' locker room was filled with all kinds of dirty jokes.
These NBA players are all jokers. After all, no matter how bad they do, it is still easy for NBA players to pick up girls.
Wade passed the ball to Lin Yi for the first attack of the Eastern Conference All-Stars.
Stodmeier, who was guarding Lin Yi, was not very serious, but at this time, Wade suddenly ran over to pick-and-roll for Lin Yi.
Nash: "???"
I feel that I am very worried, but Wade is not really trying to pick-and-roll Lin Yi.
As soon as Wade ran over, Lin Yi patted his chest and said to Wade: "Dwayne, put away your damn pick-and-roll!"
Lin Yi spoke loudly, and even Barkley, who was commenting on the sidelines, laughed.
"Lin is so humorous!" Barkley said.
Kenny Smith: "You know Lin is a hardcore 'Komie'. Maybe he wants to tell Kobe Bryant who is watching the ball on the sidelines in this way, he should recover from his injuries soon, and everyone misses you very much."
This was discussed by Lin Yi and Wade before the game. Originally, if James had been asked to come over, the pick-and-roll effect would be the best, but Lin Yi thought that the little emperor would not agree, so he went to Wade to discuss it.
Wade thinks this proposal is cool, as it is the All-Star Game, and it is mainly entertainment, and no one will take it seriously.
So after Lin Yigang finished speaking, he made a straight jump shot and scored the first two points for the Eastern Army.
The scene was completely happy. On the Western Conference side, the first attack was handed over to Duncan to complete. The atmosphere was very happy, and "Stone Buddha" also made three-pointers.
This three-pointer finally made it. The "Stone Buddha" who had already let go of himself was imitating Garnett to beat his chest and stamp his feet, which attracted a burst of laughter from the fans.
Lin Yi was stunned. Sure enough, the NBA stars, one with higher EQ and one with better play, seemed to have a very bad head.
Garnett would not take this matter seriously. The Eastern Army attacked and the fans wanted to watch Lin Yi perform. The other four Eastern Army players gave the ball to Lin Yi.
Looking at Stoudemire standing in front of him, Lin Yi said to him: "Amare, right here, I will score this goal in front of you."
Stoudemire: "..."
Lin Yi, possessed by Bird's soul, continued to hit the second jump shot. Barkley was happy, "This is the most inappropriate All-Star Game I've ever seen."
In fact, the All-Star Game was actually played several times at the beginning of its establishment, but the further we reached the end, these stars cherish their bodies and feathers. Generally, they will not really work hard in the fourth quarter, and defense is just about to be meaningful.
Lin Yi is here to play today. He is in average mental state and he has never thought about VP.
In the second half of the first quarter, Lin Yi was replaced by his teammate David Lee in New York. David Lee threw a three-pointer as soon as he came on the court, and he threw it in in the posture of a "piss can". This was what Lin Yi taught him before the game.
"David, can you dunk more violently than James or more elegant than Kobe?" Lin Yi asked during training before the game.
David Lee shook his head awkwardly.
"Then can you use rssver like me, or Sam Gordon, to shake his opponent?" Lin Yi asked.
David Li Xiang punched Shi Lin Yi, which was so exciting.
"Then you have to play some new tricks." Lin Yi knew that this kind of floor flow was difficult to play well. Although Duncan's All-Stars almost never falls, in fact, after each session, people think that Duncan shouldn't play All-Stars.
The reason is no different. The All-Star Game focuses on viewing rather than strength. The All-Star Game VP can only be regarded as an embellishment, and no one will take this honor seriously.
Except for the west and east.
After hearing Lin Yi's opinion, David Li threw a three-pointer with a "pitting-up can" as soon as he came up. The fans at the scene were completely happy. The West and the East were not on guard, and they were all dunked, and they were full of eyes.
Lin Yi came back in the second half of the second quarter and staged a wonderful self-dumping and dunk. While throwing the ball towards the rebound, he jumped in the air, grabbed the ball with one hand and bypassed the ball from his hips and dunked it.
This dunk exploded.
Sure enough, Lin Yi has his big move!
This dunk is no worse than yesterday's four dunks. The Cowboy Stadium was instantly boiling. Unfortunately, next year's All-Star Game was held at Staples Center...
The Mavericks fans expressed their regret that they would not be able to see Lin Yi's dunk performance next year.
In the third quarter, both sides continued to attack without defense. Lin Yi did not watch the passes, and the elbow passes showed off. He showed his passing skills with Nash on the court, and his friends James and Wade also staged an empty connection.
Barkley craves the tacit understanding between James and Wade, and Kenny Smith also feels that these two people not only have a good relationship off the court, but also a terrifying combination on the court.
Lin Yi didn't hear the commentary, otherwise he would have wanted to tell Barkley and Smith, don't worry, you will see James and Wei connected next year.
To be continued...