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Chapter 1133 Please get off the damn throne

Durant, who successfully won the championship, feels that he has reached the peak of his life recently.

Although the last FVP did not give me a little regret, Durant felt that this was nothing when he thought of the old driver's extremely kind attitude towards him after joining the Mavericks.

After all, life is about leaving shortcomings and being interesting, otherwise it would be boring if it is too invincible, right?

"Oh, I'm too strong." Durant, who had just taken a year to completely reverse the impression that people were weak, helpless and pitiful, thought happily while looking at the regular season VP trophy on his table.

Now, it’s time to choose a Feng Shui treasure land for vacation and rest.

Why don’t you go to China for a few trips?

Yes, this can happen.

Just as Durant was lying comfortably on his sofa and enjoying the joy of winning the championship, suddenly his cell phone rang.

Listen to this unique prompt ringtone!

Durant felt his little tent rise up in an instant!

This is

Did the sun rise from the west at 4 a.m. in Los Angeles?

Because of this ringtone, Durant remembered it very clearly. This was a special prompt sound he set for the widow on Twitter!

This ringtone will only ring when Scarlett Johnson responds to himself!

You should know that in the past few years, my Widow's Widow has not even had half of the interactive message on Twitter, let alone replying to herself!

But not long ago, after successfully winning the championship, Durant remembered that he did tag his widow when he posted a tweet.

Haha, sure enough, as long as a man succeeds, there is nothing you can't get.

When Durant thought of his widow's bathing water, he excitedly turned on his cell phone.

Then

Nothing then

Because Durant took out a brand new phone from the drawer, the previous phone had turned into a pile of fragments.

So, people like Durant are suitable for Nokia!

"No!!! This is impossible!!!"

Du Xiaoshuai let out a tragic cry in his villa in Dallas.

It is worth mentioning that such screams appeared in many places in North America on June 26th.

“i’bak!”

At 7:10 p.m. North American time, although there were all kinds of rumors before, it was not true that the fact did not happen.

But with a sudden Twitter at 7:10, and a news that all North American TV stations instantly cut off the broadcast, the man who made all programmers in the world once blew up

He is back!

earthquake?

Tsunami?

No

Get ready to wander the earth, because the earth exploded.

A bang!

Just exploded

It turns out that the shorter the news broadcast, the more it can prove the weight of the news.

At 7 a.m. Beijing time, Tianchao TV One, Two, Three, Four, Sports

All live broadcast screens were also interrupted at the same time.

"I'm back! Do you miss me?"

On the North American sports club market value rankings, the New York Knicks, which had already fallen by $4.8 billion, rose by $1 billion in almost one day. According to authoritative American experts, the Knicks' final market value will rise to about 9 billion, even far exceeding their previous dynasty market value.

Twitter, Weibo, and various portals were paralyzed in an instant.

It’s not these software, the website’s servers are too spicy, but in this era, the traffic of spicy individuals is too terrible.

A hot man with 270 million followers on Twitter and 600 million followers on Weibo (including zombie numbers) is just a galaxy-level traffic engine.

James Dolan, the owner of the New York Knicks, almost returned to his 30s overnight. He seemed to have endless strength. This night he even made the foreign horses under his crotch feel ashamed.

Because he was eliminated in the semi-finals, D'Antoni, who returned to his hometown in Italy for vacation, showed a relieved smile when he saw the news.

Okay, it's okay if the sky falls.

Let's lie down.

Many elderly basketball fans suddenly feel like they are returning to their youth, but unlike when Jordan came back, now is the traffic era.

Today, no, this summer, all news can be put aside.

There is no more important news than this, unless the American chief is assassinated again.

To put it in the Chinese entertainment industry, this summer, anyone who divorces will have to wait a little longer.

Because I can't leave!

This is the t you can steal the headlines if you divorce?

Don’t joke, Lin Yi’s traffic level may not be able to compare even if the entire Chinese entertainment industry is added together.

Olympic champion, the future number one basketball player in the world, and national hero, do you compare yourself with it?

In Los Angeles, James was very disappointed when he was watching the news, but he couldn't help but feel a little happy. After all, although he had no legs to hold, he was the boss of Los Angeles next.

Kobe, who has retired, is wondering whether to go to the Knicks to be a coach? You know, not long ago, when Kobe taught his daughters to play basketball, his daughters complained about whether he understood the ball, which hurt Kobe!

Because at that time, my daughters actually felt that they were not as good as a middle school women's basketball coach!

This is so!

Believe it or not, will the labor-management company join the Knicks coaching staff every minute next season and get back with the championship?

New York, all the Nimes who were originally very disappointed with the team are back

There is no reason.

No reason.

The King of New York is back.

So, next thing is to ask loudly, other teams in the league, have you made the choice of who will win the runner-up?

Nimi, don't ask, asking is so crazy.

Oakland, although his agent is still negotiating with the Warriors management, Curry has already dealt with his house in Golden State.

Live in, live in a barren place!

Labor and capital are going to make a lot of money from the Knicks!

Oh, Laos and Capital are going to go to the Knicks to win ten and eight championships!

Yes, that's right, not one or two, not three or four, five or six? That's an insult! Seven is not OK, and you won't retire if you don't get more than 8!

In the 2009 Xiaoqiang group, Harden had already expressed his willingness to play Brothers basketball with Lin Yi. Then, Griffin, DeRozan and others praised him and said that we can also join and play Brothers basketball!

As for salary?

Don't have too many things, just be able to have enough food and clothing.

If you can't beat it, join it. Why do you think so much?

Turn enemies into friends?

It doesn't exist. We and Lin Yi have always been friendly, right?

Do you understand the kind of soap that you can pick up?

If you don’t understand, just Baidu.

Ahem, the camera returns to Durant.

Looking at the tweet in his phone, Durant's mood couldn't calm down for a long time.

"Kevin, I heard you won the championship, congratulations."

"However, unfortunately, I would rather take a shower with Lin. Of course, I am still looking forward to you causing some trouble for him in the future, otherwise he won too many championships and could only put them in the bathroom in the future?" Scarlett Johnson tweeted.

Oh by the way, the widow also attached a Twitter account of Lin Yi's comeback.

I heard you are too strong?

I heard that you are satisfied with winning the championship?

I heard you already think you are the number one person in NBA?

Sorry, a hot man is back.

Then, please roll off that damn throne.

From this moment

That throne belongs only to one person.

Lin Yi.

...

p: Huh, chakra was a bit insufficient yesterday after ten updates! Hey, kidding, I prepared the final plot yesterday! I originally wanted to write a separate volume, but later I thought it was too troublesome to forget it, so let's enter the final one together.

The King is back!
Chapter completed!
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