Although this is the second time I have participated in the Olympics, it is Lin Yi’s first time when he comes to Brazil.

And it turns out... there is no harm without comparison.

emmmmm, now, the London Olympics can be generously announced that they are a very successful Olympics.

In fact, as early as the Brazilian World Cup two years ago, the "hospitality" of the Brazilian people left a deep impression on the world.

Take this Olympic Games as an example. Journalists from all over the world have prepared early. For example, expensive photography equipment must be kept properly, because even if you are stolen in broad daylight, Brazilian police will only spread their hands at you, saying they can't do anything.

In addition, when robbery, Brazilian police reminded: Life is precious, please do not resist, and spending money to eliminate disasters when necessary is the king.

In Lin Yi's previous life, many netizens complained online that the dirt and mess of the Rio Olympics was deliberately reported by Chinese media, with the purpose of highlighting how good the Beijing Olympics would be. But in fact... Before the opening of the Rio Olympics, the American Empire, who advocated freedom and peace and always had a sweet air, had a movie that reflected the local security situation in Rio.

In this movie called "Fast and Furious 5", Rio's police not only acted as a protective umbrella for the underworld, but also embezzled and accepted bribes in various ways. In addition, the tragic situation of the people in Brazil's slums was also reflected.

There is no way. In the eyes of some people, there are all kinds of bad things in China, but abroad are all kinds of good things. Don’t you see that you can go out to the streets to eat skewers by yourself at two or three in the morning, but abroad?

Sorry... Even Lin Yi would not dare to roam on the streets of New York at 2 a.m.

As for Rio... well, in this way, in addition to the poor food in London, Lin Yi thinks that London is simply a paradise.

Because Lin Yi, who has experienced it, knows very well that the Rio Olympics will also blind people's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes in the future.

What made the national flag wrong? That was common. When athletes from all over the world settled in hotels and Olympic villages, it was even more common for them to not be there. Lin Yi remembered that Shi Dongpeng, a Chinese 110-meter hurdle athlete, was very unlucky because this straightforward child regarded Rio as Beijing. As a result, after going to a toilet, Shi Dongpeng found out: Who am I, where am I, and where is my luggage?

In addition, many reporters who came to Brazil for the first time did not take the teachings of their predecessors seriously, and as a result... many reporters have paid a painful little money to teach them.

And the most awesome thing is that in the Olympic village and hotel, you can’t believe even security personnel, because they are likely to steal your phone and valuable items in the next second.

What's even more shocking is that before the opening of the Olympic Games, a jaguar, as a mascot of the Brazilian military, broke free from the belt after attending the Olympic torch relay ceremony in Manaus, the capital of Amazon. It also attempted to attack a soldier, but was shot dead on the spot...

Perhaps, this jaguar was unable to bear the humiliation and chose this suicide attack...

"My God... I also said to go to the Olympic venues, but I just asked the staff here and they said that most of the venues have not been repaired yet..." After arriving in Rio, my nephew who originally wanted to be an internet celebrity was dumbfounded... Because this is not an Olympic venue, even in CBA, I have never played such a poor away game!

"Oh, so it is right for the country to encourage travel abroad, because only by going abroad can you receive patriotic education!" Lin Yi said after patting his eldest nephew's shoulder.

Because of Lin Yi, a veteran, the men's basketball team did not go to the Olympic Village after arriving in New York early, but checked in directly at a five-star hotel in Rio.

Forget about Olympic Village and other things... Because Lin Yi knows very well that the Olympic Village in Rio Olympics is like a slum. When the US men's basketball team arrives in two days, Lin Yi believes that Twitter will be very lively.

Because at that time, even Stephen Curry would think that the bed in the Olympic Village was too narrow.

Not to mention, most toilets in Rio Olympic Village are broken.

Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend...

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However, even after making enough preparations, accidents continued to occur after arriving in Rio.

The Chinese men's basketball team, who originally planned to have a warm-up match with Serbia on July 27, was taking a bus to the competition venue and ran into a Brazilian police gathering that happened to be coming to "request for salary". As a result, this friendly match had to be postponed.

Because neither the Serbian men's basketball team nor the Chinese men's basketball team can arrive at the court on time.

Jokic sent Lin Yi helplessly: "Looking at the sky! Will we really be here to participate in the Olympics in a few days?"

Lin Yi replied to Jokic: "Yes, teenager."

Well... Although it was postponed for one day, the warm-up match between China and Serbia was held "smoothly" on the 28th.

emmmmmmm, except for the air conditioner that cannot be turned on, the timer and the scoring board are wrong, and the coaching teams of both China and Serbia have to change to the score and timer themselves, this friendly match is indeed very smooth.

In the end, the men's basketball team lost 65-68 in this warm-up match, and Lin Yi only played in the first half, scoring 16 points and 8 rebounds.

On the 29th, the men's basketball team played a warm-up match with France on the same field. Before the game, Parker, the French team's star, showed a puzzled expression when he saw the Chinese coaching staff preparing the "artificial scoreboard". The French sports car asked Lin Yi curiously: "Lin, is this your tradition?"

Lin Yi smiled and touched Parker's head, "Dear Tony, you will understand in a while."

Haha, teenagers, you are too naive. There are so many venues in Brazil that have not been repaired. Do you think they can repair the timer scoreboard and air conditioner in just one day?

So... After understanding the conditions of the competition venue, the French coaching staff also joined the process of manual scoring and manual timing.

In this game, Lin Yi only played in the first half, scoring 14 points and 7 rebounds, and the Chinese men's basketball team lost 70-76.

It is worth mentioning that the one who played the most hard in this game was Gobert... Perhaps he wanted to beat Lin Yi too much. Gobert actually played in a venue without air conditioning for nearly 34 minutes, scoring 12 points and 18 rebounds, making Zhou Qi and Wang Zelin doubt their lives.

"Boss, how are I doing?" After the game, Gobert raised his eyebrows at Lin Yi pride.

"Well, it's pretty good." Lin Yi said after patting Gobert on the shoulder.

Poor Gobert, if Jokic was at the scene at this time, Jokic would have told Gobert the truth behind Linyi's concerned eyes.

Silly kid... You played so hard in the warm-up match, will you be helpless when you return to the Knicks?

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