"There are three good things about a lolita: clear voice, soft body, and easy to push down; there are three things about a royal girl: well-behaved, clever, and good at pushing; there are three things about a young lady: innocence, cuteness, and good skin..." In the dormitory of the sophomore boys in Building 7 of Ocean University

, Wu Haotian laughed so hard: "So talented! So incisive! So good!"

"Third brother, why are you smiling so obscenely? Are you trying to find a girl?" Zhang Zongnan, the second boy sitting opposite Wu Haotian, is reading novels online with gusto. He can skip meals, but he can't stop reading novels. According to his words,

Spiritual food can also fill the stomach, and it does not cost money. At this point, the brothers in the dormitory despise him for reading books online and always reading pirated versions.

"Third brother, you are almost halfway through college, you should consider it. Ci'ao, he was shot in the head!" Zhao Hui, the fourth child, is playing CS. He is a master of e-sports and Internet. According to him,

He got a headshot, which was rare in a century. Damn, did this headshot quickly make him grow up to a hundred years old?

"Oh, please lower your voices!" Li Chunlei, the boss, held up his cell phone and said, "No! Wife, I didn't ask you to lower your voices. It's because the animals in the dormitory are too noisy. You keep talking, haha." The boss and his daughter

It has been almost two years since my friends fell in love in their freshman year of college. The relationship has always been very good and we talk on the phone every day.

It was one afternoon in the second semester of Wu Haotian's sophomore year. The four brothers in the dormitory felt the heat wave outside, so they had to surf the Internet in the dormitory for entertainment. Since they were classmates, they lived together from freshman to sophomore year.

Time, they grew up together, wasted together, picked up girls together, and fucked up brothers together; they will also think back to the girl we chased together that year, and we will definitely sigh together when we graduate - to the end we will

Lost youth.

Now the eldest brother Li Chunlei and the second child Zhang Zongnan already have girlfriends, but the third child Wu Haotian and the fourth child Zhao Hui do not have girlfriends yet. Wu Haotian has always kept a low profile, but Zhao Hui said that he has been through it because he has already had several friends in online games.

Married for the second time...

"Hey, it's really hard for a otaku like me, who comes from an average family and doesn't study well, to find a girl!" Wu Haotian climbed onto the bed, lay on the bed and looked up to the sky, sighing.

"It's not difficult to find a girl, let your second brother help you." Zhang Zongnan smiled mysteriously.

"Second brother, come on, I want to take a rest, so I won't bother you anymore." Wu Haotian turned sideways, watched Zhang Zongnan take out a very finely crafted glass bottle from his cabinet, and asked, "What is this again?"

?”

"This is the drift bottle. You should know the story of the drift bottle, right?" Zhang Zongnan put the drift bottle on the desk, then took out a piece of letter paper and wrote something on it.

"Second brother, what age are we in now, and you still play with drifting bottles?" Wu Haotian sneered, and even Li Chunlei and Zhao Hui laughed until they cramped. "Drifting bottles? I feel like you have read too many online novels, haha!"

Zhang Zongnan remained unmoved and wrote on the letter paper leisurely, reading as he wrote:

"Today is May 6, 2013. I am Wu Haotian, a sophomore, living in dormitory 520, Building 7, Ocean University.

If you are a girl, for the sake of this wonderful fate, please reply to me and attach a beautiful photo;

If you are a boy, for the sake of this wonderful fate, please introduce the girl next to you;

If you are a female elf, for the sake of this wonderful fate, I am willing to go over the mountains and ridges with you;

If you were a mermaid, because of this wonderful fate, I would be willing to travel across the ocean with you;

If you are God, oh, amen, please give me a girl!"

When Zhang Zongnan finished reading, the other three animals in the dormitory were already laughing half to death.

"Second brother, I think you haven't eaten all day. You've only been reading online novels. Are you so hungry that you're delirious? Come on, boss invites you out for dinner and takes you out for some fresh air." Li Chunlei walked over and wanted to pull Zhang Chunlei away.

Eat. "Would you like to go together?"

"Boss, I'll be there later," Zhao Hui said and prepared to shut down his phone.

"You guys go, I want to lie down in bed for a while, bring me some food." Wu Haotian stretched out, looking very tired.

"Wait for me, I'll be fine soon." Zhang Zongnan rolled up the written letters together, fixed them with exquisite pins, and carefully stuffed them into the drift bottle. "Third brother, I'll go out and help you

Throw the bottle into the sea and wait for good news!"

"Okay, I'll just wait for God to give me a girl, haha." After saying that, Wu Haotian fell asleep...

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I don’t know how long I slept for—

"Oops!" Wu Haotian suddenly woke up from his dream. He felt as if he had been hit by something. "Who is it? Hit me with something?"

Wu Haotian got up and glared under the bed, but he didn't find anyone. Oh, they probably haven't come back from dinner yet. Wu Haotian then looked for the culprit on the bed, and hey! He actually found a mobile phone on the bed: milky white, and the body was not a candy bar or a clamshell, but

It's a streamlined shape, and in Wu Haotian's opinion, it looks a bit like a woman's bulging body. What surprised Wu Haotian even more is that this phone doesn't seem to have any buttons, and the entire body is just like a screen.

Wu Haotian looked at this mobile phone carefully. There was a brand logo, but he couldn't recognize the brand, and he didn't know how to operate it. It seemed that this was not a mobile phone, but a beautiful work of art that could only be viewed from a distance.

Watch, but don't play with it.

At this moment, no matter where Wu Haotian touched, the phone screen magically lit up!

"You have an unread video, are you sure you want to receive it?" An extremely pleasant female voice came from nowhere.

Wu Haotian saw an unread video displayed on the screen. There were two options below: "Receive" and "Delete." Wu Haotian clicked "Receive" out of curiosity. After a while, the screen of the phone had pictures and sounds -

—

"Haha! My ancestor, nice to meet you!" In the picture is a middle-aged man who seems to be in his thirties or forties. At this moment, he seems extremely excited.

"By the way, my surname is also Wu. I am now in 2510 AD, and you are nearly 500 years older than me! My old ancestors, we are really destined! Your drift bottle was taken from me when I traveled to sea this morning.

Found it, do you know how excited I was when I opened the drift bottle and saw your letter?

Just think about it, if you could pick up something from 500 years ago, how valuable it would be today! Cultural relics! Absolute cultural relics! Your drift bottle is very exquisitely made. If it is auctioned, it will definitely cost a lot of money. What’s even more amazing is that you also wrote

Such a creative letter, what a document value this is! It can give us future people the honor to have a glimpse of some of the customs and customs of your era."

No way! Wu Haotian saw that the middle-aged man in the video actually took out Zhang Zongnan’s exquisite drift bottle and the friendship letter he wrote for himself. Damn, this drift bottle is really good at floating. This drift seems to be drifting.

Five hundred years!

"Old ancestor, you must be very curious now about how to use this phone and where it came from? This phone is the most advanced light and shadow synthesis super smart phone in my era. I have downloaded a lot of high-tech software on the phone. I

Your name has been set as the owner mode of this phone. When you turn on the phone for the first time, just say your name to the screen.

Also, in my current era, technology has become highly developed. I wonder if you have heard of a time machine? We are very strict about this now. It is illegal to use a time machine. Since you gave me the cultural relics of the drift bottle from 500 years ago,

Naturally, I won’t be stingy, so I will risk going to jail to deliver you a smartphone from 500 years in the future. Isn’t that interesting? Haha.”

Seeing this, Wu Haotian was already ecstatic. A modern worthless drift bottle can be exchanged for a light and shadow synthesis super smart phone from the next five hundred years. It will definitely make a lot of money!

"By the way, ancestor, I read your message in the bottle. Although I'm not a god, and I can't send you a girl, there are some interesting software on my phone, but you still need to develop them slowly. By the way, I

You can learn about your current life and environment through movies or documentaries of your time, and I will also give you a chance to see the future 500 years from now!"

The video mirror kept zooming out, and Wu Haotian followed the camera and saw a scene that he would never forget in his life:

Countless cars of different shapes were speeding through the air at high speeds. What was even more jaw-dropping was the architecture of that era, which was indescribably majestic and magnificent. It was very much like the imagination of the future in some future technology films in modern American blockbusters. Of course,

Through this video, Wu Haotian will see it more vividly and realistically.

This was a shock at the macro level, which fascinated Wu Haotian. At the micro level, he also saw a lot of magic. There were many men and women with different skins talking cordially, some in Chinese and some in English.

, and some also use Korean. Although the languages ​​​​are different, they can converse smoothly.

There are also some young people who seem to be playing something similar to a modern iPad, but they don’t use their hands to operate it, and they don’t make any sounds for voice operations. They are still playing enthusiastically! And screen-like glass is nowhere to be found in life.

No, there are display screens everywhere in cars, on the streets, indoors and outdoors. People can receive information and watch images anytime and anywhere...

"Okay! My dear ancestor, I actually have a lot more to say to you, but time is limited, so I'll stop here. I hope you can enjoy using the mobile phone I gave you! Goodbye!"

As soon as the middle-aged man's voice fell, the video ended, and the phone screen turned black as it did at the beginning. Wu Haotian never dreamed that he would be able to obtain high-tech products from the future as written in some online novels.

This is too ridiculous! Haha! Let’s see how to use it first!

"Wu Haotian!" Wu Haotian announced his home address on the phone screen as the middle-aged man said, but there was no response, so he slowly announced it again word for word: "Wu - Hao - Tian -

"

Huh? Why is the screen still black? Could it be that there is no power? After being transmitted through the time machine, it may have consumed too much power. Maybe the middle-aged man also sent the charger and the mobile phone together, but the mobile phone hit him, and

The charger fell somewhere else? Well, it's very possible!

Thinking of this, Wu Haotian started looking for mobile phone chargers at the bedside and other places, but after searching for a while, he still found nothing. But at this moment, Wu Haotian suddenly felt that there was someone behind him, also on the bed, only a few decimeters away from him.

Such a distance! Could it be that this place in broad daylight is also haunted?

"who?"

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At the beginning of the book, the protagonist is a bit "not doing his job properly", or the main plot is unclear. That's because he likes to pretend to be bad. The novel is just a mischief at the beginning, and will become more orthodox later. But when you read the second volume,
Chapter completed!