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This was originally a murderous weapon that was almost murderous, because the summoning whistle next to it made all this control. Once the whistle was blown, the memory-eating insect would immediately stop eating, drill out of the host body, and return to the jar.
Although it seems controllable, it is still a very dangerous thing.
Zhou You asked: "Are you sure this thing will not reproduce and spread? It may turn all humans... no, all mammals into babies."
“That’s so exciting.”
"..." Zhou You swallowed and spitted.
"This is a joke."
"Okay, I'll try to catch your laughter."
"Customer service promises that this parasite cannot reproduce and spread outside the eternal plane and cannot survive in vitro, so the infection on the earth is a one-time."
"I'll ask again." Zhou You clicked on the customer service of Yongbao Plant.
[System prompt: Customer service 08, buy and buy and buy to serve you.]
【Buy again to buy:  ̄) ブ南, do you need any help ~]
【Zhouyou:...The emoticon package has been updated.】
[Buy shopping again: Dear, please don’t tease the customer service mother~φ]
[Zhou You: Did you reveal your gender for the first time just now?]
[Buy again and buy it for shopping: oツ┏━┓, I am sorry to keep this matter confidential. Is there anything else I need help?]
【Zhou You: OK, I want to ask how to control the time to eliminate memory.】
[Buy again to buy a shopping trip: The speed of a memory-eating insect cleaning memory and the speed of time passing are about 1:1000.].
[Zhou You: That means I want to clean up an hour of memory, which takes about 4 seconds?]
【Buy again to buy: Yes, dear.】
【Zhou You: OK, it's okay.】
[Buy shopping again: If you are satisfied with the shopping service, don't forget to give a good review~]
【Zhou You: Let’s talk about it again.】
【Buy again to buy:oo】
Zhou You put down his cell phone, turned around, and put the bottle into his back: "Okay, I'm going to set off."
But Xu Tianling suddenly grabbed Zhou You's arm.
"Um?"
Xu Tianling stared at Zhou You silently.
"What's wrong?"
Still silent.
"It's inconvenient to take you there..."
silent.
"I know you've helped a lot..."
silent.
"Forget it...it's just a tourism benefit." Zhou You asked, "Can you let me pinch my waist again?"
"Okay." Xu Tianling took the initiative to show off his waist to Zhou You.
"So generous?"
"Um."
Zhou You thought about it and stopped: "I'll stop bullying people. The Five Thunder Curse seems to be unstable. If I'm too bad, I might slash me instead of bad guys."
"It's very self-aware." Xu Tianling took back his waist.
"Stop pulling it, go and ask wonton to take your seat, wait for me at the door of the dormitory, and prepare to set off."
After sending Xu Tianling away, Zhou You packed up his things and returned to the bedroom to change into a sportswear.
In order to deal with a bully without leaving any trace, Zhou You consumed nearly 5,000 fish balls without hesitation.
His life is obviously not worth so much money, so the rest should be compensated with torture and pain.
Just as I was about to leave, I suddenly sent a secret message on the 8th.
[Simba: Good news and good news. After unremitting research and development, the Soul-Sculpting Plane can undergo spiritual plastic surgery on visitors to other planes! Now I am collecting plastic surgery patients from all planes for a fee. Do you want to turn bad guys into good people? Do you want to turn sexual indifference into lust? Just contact Simba.]
Zhou You shook his head with his lips and put away his phone, without replying to the message.
He was not very surprised when faced with this incident, sooner or later.
Unlike myself, No. 8 always likes to take risks and break the rules.
Smart people are always idle and need to do something.
He finally took this step.
Before leaving, Zhou You arranged dormitories for Bai Jing, Luo Luo and Fan Feng, and then came to the door by himself. According to the instructions for use, he stood in the middle, holding wonton with his left hand and Xu Tianling with his right hand, and then asked them to pick up the soap with their other hand at the same time.
At this time, a large-sized cat cage of Schrödinger was formed between them, and the three cats entered an unstable state at the same time, and things became unprecedentedly complicated.
The three of them came to the mirror hand in hand, empty.
"It's only 5 kilometers. Now start running, it's almost half an hour." Zhou You led the two of them to start running.
Although it looks stupid, it is very stable. The impact of running on the outside world is within the threshold range. In this way, not only will the people on the road not see them, but the camera will not capture them, and they will not leave any traces of crime.
However, as soon as she ran out of the yard, Xu Tianling was so breathless that she forced herself to run away. Although she felt like she was about to die at any time.
"Trail!" Willon finally found a strong place and laughed, "I can beat 100 people like you."
"I...I can still...run..." Xu Tianling waved his hand and continued to run awkwardly.
"Oh yo ~ you are the sister."
"Okay." Zhou Youling said, "Change formation, you carry her on your back, and I will pull you."
"Don't recite!"
"don't want!"
"Uh, then I'll do it." Zhou You squatted in front of Xu Tianling, "Hold me tightly and let go, don't damage the structure of the cage."
"..." Xu Tianling was slightly stunned.
"Quick, I don't want to use it for too long."
Xu Tianling thought about it, but finally hugged Zhou You, wrapped his arms around Zhou You's collarbone, and his legs were clamped between his waist.
"Why are you so cold?" Zhou You murmured.
"Cold body."
"No..." Zhou You gestured, "When you carry a girl, you will feel two hot small stoves on your back. You are two collapsed ice cellars. Do you know what it feels like to get cold on your back?"
Xu Tianling only snorted: "Not at all humorous."
"Yes... can't compare with you." Zhou You turned around and was about to leave, but was grabbed by wonton again, "What's wrong with you?"
Wanton pointed at Xu Tianling: "Tonton can't run, and the store manager wants to carry it on his back."
"Now is not the time to be chaotic."
"Wuwuwu... it's obviously the jinjin that comes first."
"Sun." Zhou You picked up wonton again, and the fruit was like a small stove, "Are you happy?"
"Happy." Willon pointed sideways forward, "Crash for me, charge, and slash the enemy camp!"
"Receive the order!" Zhou You ran forward with a fierce face.
Fortunately, neither of them was too heavy, so they ran away as a burden.
It’s just that it’s hot at the beginning and cool at the end, and the ice and fire are a bit uncomfortable.
What's even more terrifying is that Zhou You carried one with one on his back and the two happened to be facing each other. What they didn't say was perhaps the closest contact between Xu Tianling and Da Qian, and the distance between them was only one Zhou You.
"Looking at this close..." Wanton's chin was snorting on Zhou You's shoulder, "You're so ugly."
"At least you can still watch." Xu Tianling always looked in the other direction, "Hait."
"What's wrong? Is drinking too much bitter tea so much that it makes me feel intestinal?"
"We'd better stop talking."
"Hey, don't think that you can compete with me for favor with this personality. Although the store manager is very fond of this,..." Willon narrowed his eyes and looked at Xu Tianling, "I have a nickname. Do you have one?"
Xu Tianling doesn't speak.
"Just recognize the appearance." Willon swallowed his mouth for a few seconds and then said, "Can you eat these every day and get smelly?"
Don't speak.
To be continued...