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203 Hmm, ah ah

It doesn’t matter if an adult is missing a meal. For children who are growing up, it is best not to lose money.

"Thank you, brother, no need." Xia Luo shook her head gratefully, and her ponytails also floated up, "You should shoot a short video of the background early in the morning."

"Then please feel free to do it, just don't bother other guests." Zhou You raised his head, drank the porridge, and turned back to the restaurant.

Not long after, Wanton also opened the curtain with sleepy eyes and entered the door, moved to the kitchen counter like a zombie, and slapped on the table.

"Hand...the cell phone is terrible."

"How many times have you said you have to be restrained when watching videos." Zhou You shook his head while beating the eggs. He regretted configuring a mobile phone for wonton. His starting point was to be good to wonton, but the result may not be good.

There is no way, this is probably spoiling, and I was ultimately defeated by the word "kindness".

"It's not watching videos, it's this." Willon took out his phone from his pocket and ran it out for Zhou You after a few moves.

Zhou You looked at the little black man and Fang Zhuo on the screen and snorted and said, "Jump? This mini program is still there, can you play this for the whole night?"

"No, I didn't want to." Willon covered his head in pain, "I just want to see the ending of passing the level... I have to see the ending when watching TV series, and then I keep dancing, keep dancing..."

"..." Zhou You swallowed and spitted, "When is the time to jump?"

"I don't know, I can't stand it and fall asleep while jumping." Wanton rubbed his eyes, stared at the egg beater in Zhou You's hand and said, "Jump before you eat enough, this time you must last until the end."

Zhou You put down the things in his hand, picked up the wonton mobile phone and operated it, and saw a terrifying number-

3985.

Zhou You didn’t know what the world record was, but he only scored a hundred points after playing hard for half an hour.

"Ah, it turns out that I just jumped to 3985..." Willon frowned, "It's still far from 8752."

"Enough..." Zhou You took his phone on the kitchen counter, "This game has no meaning. The only effect is to waste time for you, and it has no end or ending."

"How do you know, store manager?"

Zhou You originally wanted to scold him, but he chose to induce him: "The person who wrote this program told me."

"Oh...so...ha..." Willon opened his mouth and yawned hugely. Looking at the phone screen again, it was boring.

Scratch... thorn...

The eggs were sprinkled on the iron plate. Su Yiyi stir-fryed them for a few simple times, then grabbed a handful of chopped onions and sprinkled them on them.

The smell of fragrant and sweetness spreads, awakening wonton directly.

She immediately forgot to jump and stared at the iron plate, with only one word in her eyes, hungry.

Soon, the hot fried rice with eggs came out. Wonton took the plate and dug a large spoon, then blew it three times, swallowed it in one bite, and then went back and forth.

Su Yiyi sat down tiredly and stared in a daze while the guests arrived.

"Do you really don't want to work in this situation?"

"Yes, it seems to continue sleeping..." Su Yiyi muttered subconsciously, then suddenly felt something was wrong, she felt cold all over, and she stood up with a bang, "No, no, I really want to work. Work makes me exist, work makes me happy, and work makes my life meaningful."

"Okay, sit and rest for a while." Zhou You shook his head and pressed Su Yiyi, "Now the initial interest period has passed, and I am not so excited to be praised by others. Is it a little numb and boring, right?"

"Don't dare."

"Stick up again, I will observe eight hundred and one thousand for a while. If there is no problem, I will consider asking two people from the Soul-Sculpting Plane to take over your work."

"!!!" Su Yiyi's eyes lit up, "Have you finally figured it out, the store manager?"

"Damn, you all think it's okay to do that in the spirit-shaping plane?"

"That's right..." The wonton next to him chewed fried rice and interrupted, "Don't I live next door to Yiqian? He suddenly called out last night, as if he was bullied. I thought there was danger, so I rushed to rescue him. As a result, he hid in the quilt and asked me to leave quickly. I asked him what he called, but he didn't say anything... I felt strange. Is this a problem?"

"So strange..." Su Yiyi also started thinking.

"What kind of, call?"

"I can't explain it."

So Zhou You tried the method with his body, and first simulated the scream of a cockroach suddenly found on the pillow: "Ah! Oops!"

Wanton shook his head: "This is the degree to which a person is going to die, it's not that scary."

Zhou You then simulated the scream of his leg hitting the corner of the table and bursting into pain: "Oh oh oh..."

Wanton shook his head again: "No, I didn't feel so painful."

Zhou You had no choice but to simulate the painful cry of Bai Jing snatching her feet while eating: "Ah!"

Wanton still shook his head: "You are disgusted, you didn't hear that disgusted."

Zhou You said impatiently: "Is it that evil? Can you listen so carefully?"

"Ha, I am a great chaos. As long as I don't use my brain, I will not lose to any human being."

"..." Zhou You paused. Since those were not right, there was only one possibility left.

So he tried to blush and began to simulate the scream of the innocent virgin being attacked by riding: "Well...ah..."

Bang! Su Yiyi was shocked, and her chest was violently undulating, not external turmoil, but internal desire to vomit.

Wonton's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously at Zhou You: "Yes! That's it, this is such a particularly disgusting cry. Manager, you scream more disgusting than Yi Qian."

While speaking, she also punched her legs hard: "It's so disgusting... I really want to hit someone..."

"Well, it seems... they are becoming more and more like normal humans during rest time, and all seven emotions and six desires will appear." Zhou You sighed with his chin on his back, "It's a pity that they are always on shifts, and their states are always the opposite, which makes them unable to understand each other and cannot have in-depth communication with the same kind."

Su Yiyi was holding in front of the pool, and her desire to vomit faded, then wiped her mouth and turned to ask, "So is the store manager considering hiring two more employees of the Soul-Sculpting Plane?"

"Let's wait a little longer and observe for a month."

As he was speaking, the sound of "Divine Song of Douyin" came to the direction of the terrace of the lake. It was the kind of music that became inexplicably popular. You could hear it everywhere you go overnight, and any video you watch would be regarded as background music.

The three of them opened the curtain and went out. Xia Luo was smiling brightly on her face, and she started a lakeside dance under the warm sun in the morning.

The dance is very simple and not long, and it only takes about 30 seconds from beginning to end.
Chapter completed!
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