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014 beep, beep

"Stop, don't do such a thing." Zhou You hurriedly took a step forward, "We are a relationship between the boss and the employee. You can just call me the store manager in the future."

"What do bosses and employees mean?" the girl raised her head and asked, "The strong have the right to dominate the weak, right? When I become stronger than you one day, I will turn around... No, no, I don't think so, I really don't think so."

"I believe it..." Zhou You reached out and pulled the girl up, "On the earth, you must first learn what equality is."

"Equality... sounds boring." The girl stood up with Zhou You's hand, full of confusion, "But... the earth is very interesting, the store manager... I will destroy it seriously... No... I will cherish it."

"Hey... don't always say these strange words in the future, otherwise you will be caught and locked up in the hospital." Zhou You breathed a sigh of relief, "In addition, when there are only two of us, just call my name, Zhou You."

"Well, too, when there are only two of us, just call me Da Chaos." The girl raised her eyebrows and said seriously, "When you are outsiders, call me Da Chaos Demon King, so serious."

"No, no, no... We will both be locked up when we play like this. You need a name..." Zhou You said after thinking about it, "Start today, you will be called wonton, the nickname is wonton."

He always feels that he is naming his pets, which is too casual.

But the truth is, it is really not much different from a pet.

When I rode back, it was already past seven o'clock and the street lights had just turned on.

Wonton sat in the basket of the small yellow car, his legs hanging in front, and his back leaned against Zhouyou, as comfortable as an old Buddha, and dancing all the way.

"I am the wind! I am the lightning!"

"Shopkeeper, where are we going to conquer?"

This is still a situation where there are no people. Occasionally, if someone is riding opposite him, it will be lively.

"There are so many lives on Earth, the manager!"

"Can I stop the store manager? My subordinates are also yours."

After wandering for a long time, she gradually became tired, but she was still very dissatisfied. She sat in the car basket and pointed at the little car driving next to her: "Shopkeeper, our car is too sloppy, have you snatched that car?"

Zhou You was panting and he lost all his strength to beat her: "I...I'm TMD... I'll throw it down for you... believe it or not..."

"Finance." Willon was very serious.

"Shut up." Zhou You stopped by the roadside and took a breath.

As soon as the car stopped, wonton suddenly sat upright, staring at the light pole on the side of the road: "Wow! That's that?"

Unlike other light poles, the junction box under the pole is opened and a piece of wire is exposed. Maybe it was because the maintenance guy was careless.

"Oh?" Zhou You looked at the wires and narrowed his eyes, "This...is not very good..."

Wanton became more and more excited: "As long as there is energy, I will pedal the bike and the store manager will sit."

"This... well..." Zhou You looked up and confirmed that there was no surveillance camera before pushing the car to the light pole, whistling suspiciously, blocking the junction box with his body, "Hurry up, don't be discovered."

Seeing Zhou You's permission, Wanton immediately jumped off the bicycle, squatted in front of the junction box, pulled out the wire and bit it.

At this time, a male cyclist happened to pass by and looked at the two of them in horror.

Zhou You was also very panicked, but he quickly became wise and scolded the man: "A pervert, I have never seen a child peeing."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." The guy quickly left.

Zhou You was about to turn around and urge him, but he saw that all the street lights on the entire highway, one by one, suddenly went out.

"Stop!" Zhou You shouted.

"Hmm." Willon pulled out the wire, and the red light in his eyes was about to explode, "Enough."

After she let go, the street lights came back one after another.

Just when Zhou You felt that she was about to start pretending again, this time she was very obedient and took the initiative to climb onto the bicycle. Because she was too short and could not ride normally, she could only step on the ground with her feet and her body straddled the front beam of the car.

"Get on the car." Willon held the handlebar and rushed into the car basket and said with his mouth.

Zhou You looked at the car basket and his old face turned red. This... was so nonsense, but in fact he wanted to sit a little bit in his heart.

"I'd better come back." Zhou You sat in the back seat of the car, grabbed the seat, "Slow down..."

"Don't worry, the store manager." Wanton lifted his left foot steadily and stepped on the left pedal, and his whole body began to tremble and accumulate strength.

Zhou You felt something was wrong, but before he stopped him, Wanton had already stepped down with his left foot, stance like a Titan giant stomping his feet.

With a "click", the car suddenly jumped forward, like a novice driver stepped on the accelerator, and it hit the bottom and exploded.

Zhou You sat on the ground as soon as he was hot and empty.

Wonton just now pedaled the chain off the bike, but she didn't know about it, and she still rode it very well. Her legs were pedaling like an electric fan, and she forced the little yellow bike to become a dynamic bicycle in the gym.

Seeing that the speed was getting slower and slower, wonton had to pedal faster and faster, but it was just empty pedal: "Why did the car become lighter, the store manager?"

Soon, because the speed was too slow, she couldn't control the balance and fell sideways.

"So... it's so difficult..." Willon picked up his bicycle and looked back at Zhouyou who was sitting stupidly on the ground, "Hey, why are you sitting on the ground?"

"…"

Zhou You took a lot of effort to install the car chain back, and then warned Wanton to use force little by little, and not to fight so hard all of a sudden.

The second time, it finally got better. It was not because Willon became smarter, but because Zhou You's hand grabbed Willon's neck.

Once she was about to go wild, Zhou You would use manual choke brakes. Although it was a bit rough, it was very efficient. In a few minutes, wonton forced to master the skills of riding, so Zhou You could let go.

However, the wonton, which had taken off the reins, rode more and more vigorously, and was the kind of riding without sitting or standing. Her hair was blown around and fluttered, while her mouth was like the cars making a sound: "Beep! Beep!"

When I saw this monster, the passing cars were so scared that they tried to stay away as much as possible.

Wanton laughed wildly: "Shopkeeper, those cars are afraid of us! Do you understand? As long as you nod, the world is ours. ding! ding!"

Zhou You's entire face had already been blown into a husky balloon, and it was difficult to breathe, let alone scold her.

Not long after, Zhou You still couldn't stand it. The human flesh choked and braked. Before the car could stop, he jumped down and lay on the side of the road. He started vomiting, rubbing his waist while rubbing his waist while cursing: "Are you going to kill me?"

He just rode a bicycle and didn't want to be a man who was trapped in a horse.

Wonton pedaled on the ground with his feet and rode on the beam of the bike. He was not satisfied with watching Zhou You who was vomiting: "Shopkeeper, why are you so strapping?"

"Return! Return!" Zhou You wiped his nose and took out his phone.

"No, no...you can become a strong store manager..."

"Sorry, I'm a human, not Bikachu."

"Cultivation can be practiced." Wanton gestured seriously, "I was born in the chaos of the void. I was weak at the beginning, and I became stronger little by little."

"Sorry, this is the Earth plane, not the Bikachu plane."

"I can, you can do it too. Even the Demonless Plane has energy that can be manipulated." Wonton walked to the light pole next to him and began to look for the junction box. "And look at the store manager, how magical this plane is. There is a charging port every distance. This is a god-given opportunity to conquer the world! Is it possible for the store manager to pry open it up and there is energy?"

"Stop! This is done by the municipal and power supply bureau... I will be arrested if I do it."
Chapter completed!
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