Everyone sat around the long table in Constantine's house. Huang Shaohong personally gave Satan beside him a glass of ice-cold whiskey and said with a smile:

"Brother Fa, drink!"

Satan glared at Huang Shaohong:

"Don't worry about drinking. Please help me deal with the twenty-sixtuplets in my belly first. Otherwise, I won't be in the mood to drink with my big belly!"

Huang Shaohong glanced at Satan's round ball-like 'pregnant belly' and laughed loudly: "It's okay if you don't drink. After all, drinking when pregnant women are not good for the fetus!"

After hearing this, Satan was so angry that he almost didn't lift the table, but after thinking about it he gave up the idea. In depression, he picked up the whiskey and drank it in one sip. Then he put the wine glass on the table and shouted:

"I don't care if it's good or not, give me another drink!"

It is said that Huang Shaohong had a duel with Satan on an alien planet, and finally used the magical power of Guanyin Dharma to win himself the right to have an equal dialogue with the demon lord of hell.

But just after he stopped fighting, the time limit for him to use Guanyin was up.

Using the "Thinking Fan" to invite immortals and Buddhas to take possession of one's body is not endless. In the original plot of "Ji Gong", Jidian invites Patriarch Bodhidharma to take one's body, and the time limit is the time of a lamp.

Huang Shaohong asked Guanyin to take a seat, but the time limit was even shorter, and it only took one stick of incense.

He didn't notice it himself, but when the time limit expired, the Avalokitesvara image disappeared and instantly returned to its original appearance.

However, Satan did not become suspicious, thinking that he had acquired magical powers after the strike.

At that time, Huang Shaohong opened any door and returned to Earth with Satan. Then he went to the hospital to greet everyone and returned to Constantine's home together.

The injuries of Constantine and others were all healed by Huang Shaohong's wonderful rejuvenation with the 'healing potion'.

However, Huang Shaohong paid no attention to the fact that he used the "Sending Guanyin" method to deliver twenty-sixtuplets into Satan's belly.

So Satan was originally waiting for Huang Shaohong to take the initiative to give him the means to remove the spell. However, after waiting for a while, the other party didn't take the initiative to mention it, so he couldn't help but speak out.

As a result, seeing that Huang Shaohong still ignored this, he couldn't help but asked angrily after drinking his second glass of wine:

"Boy, what do you mean? You and I have given up fighting. If you still don't let me lift this spell, do you really want me to give birth to these twenty-sixth twins?"

The reason why Satan is so angry is because he also tried to refine the fetus in his belly before. As a result, his magic power was overwhelming, but it had no effect on the child in his belly.

Huang Shaohong could easily relieve him of this condition when he was in the state of "Guanyin Upper Body", but now the time limit has come, and if he wants to relieve Satan, he must use his ability of "turning his mind into a fan".

However, the 'Thinking Fan' can be used three times a day. How could Huang Shaohong be willing to waste it on Satan, let alone get along with this demon lord, and in this world of gods and demons, why would he keep it twice as a trump card?

OK.

That's why he kept pretending to be confused and didn't mention it.

But when he saw Satan, he was about to become angry, so he smiled and said:

"So Brother Fa, you want me to remove the spell for you. If you had told me earlier, how would I know if you didn't tell me? I won't know until you tell me. If you had told me earlier, I would have given it to you.

It has been lifted. You just told me now. Although it can be lifted, it is so late after all. This is a huge loss for you and me. After all..."

Huang Shaohong wanted to continue teasing, but Satan looked at him coldly and interrupted:

"I have a machete more than 200 meters long. Do you want me to go back and get it?"

Huang Shaohong immediately stopped talking and said succinctly: "Isn't it just a stomach problem? It's easy to talk about!"

He snapped his fingers, whistled, and told Satan, "Done!"

Satan looked down at his pregnant belly, which had not changed in any way, in confusion, and then said with a dark face:

"I usually use two knives to kill people, I'm so cruel!"

Huang Shaohong explained: "Brother Fa, don't be anxious. Don't look at the mana fluctuations when I snapped my fingers just now, but I really got it done. It's that simple, but you can't get rid of it until after 12 o'clock tonight!"

Satan stared at Huang Shaohong suspiciously: "Do you know the consequences of deceiving the Devil King?"

"Are you giving me movie tickets?"

Huang Shaohong dealt with it casually, but seeing Satan's black hair and looking like he was about to go crazy, he quickly raised his hands and said:

"Okay, no kidding, when the bell rings at midnight today, if you can't solve the problem, you can come to me to settle the score!"

At twelve o'clock at midnight, it happens to be the time when the CD of 'Thoughts Come to a Fan' ends. Things that have been changed before will be restored to their original state. Satan's belly will naturally return to its previous appearance, and twenty-sixtuplets will not really be born.

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When Satan saw Huang Shaohong's repeated assurances, he felt relieved, but his stomach still made him more and more worried.

Huang Shaohong took out a box of cigars and started making hair circles.

Everyone took one, and even Angela, who had just given birth to her baby after surviving the catastrophe, took one and started smoking, but Chas's one was still forcibly taken away by Zha Kang.

Huang Shaohong suddenly looked at Angela with a strange expression, then at Satan, and then said with a smile:

"Angela, you just gave birth to Mammon in the hospital, and then Mammon is Brother Fa's son. You Brother Fa...!"

Angela glared at Huang Shaohong when she heard this: "That was a nightmare. I never want to have such an experience in my life!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head, and just as he was about to say something, Satan understood his thoughts and smiled at Angela:

"You have misunderstood this boy. He is very smart. He wants to use this relationship between you and me to get you to ask me for something..."

Angela was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and begged: "Lord Satan, my sister Isabel went to hell because of suicide, and was controlled by Mammon. She..."

Satan nodded:

"I know about this. I will take care of her. As long as she is on my territory, no one dares to touch her!"

Satan's territory is naturally the entire hell. With Satan's words here, Isabel will have a good life even in hell.

Angela couldn't believe that Satan was so easy to talk to and agreed immediately. She had prepared a lot of pleading words and was stunned on the spot. She couldn't believe that this was true.

Except for Huang Shaohong, everyone else present was thinking like Angela.

Satan seemed to also see Angela's doubts, looked at the others, and chuckled:

"Are you thinking, isn't this person in front of you a devil? Isn't he the darkest, scariest, most cunning being who loves to play with people's hearts? How come you so easily agreed to this woman's request without paying any price?"

After Satan finished speaking, he smiled and asked, "Do you all think so?"

Angela nodded subconsciously, and the others did not nod, but it was obvious from their expressions that they all thought so.

Satan turned to look at Huang Shaohong again: "Where are you, kid? What do you think?"

Huang Shaohong thought about it seriously and said:

"I didn't know much about you before, Brother Fa, but after two meetings, I found that you are very different from the legend. Even if you are not a good person, you are not as bad as the legend!"

Satan chuckled and said:

"Don't forget, it is recorded in the Bible that the devil is the best at playing with people's hearts. Your current feelings may be an illusion after being bewitched by me, the devil!"

Huang Shaohong shook his head: "Isn't there a saying that history books are written by the victors, and I think the same is probably true of the Bible!"

"The world relies on the Bible to blame you for all sins. With the impulse of consciousness, they commit all kinds of crimes, including cursing, jealousy, stealing, robbery, murder and other criminal acts. They also say that you are the one who conspired in the ears of those evil people.

I feel like it’s a little too ridiculous!”

Satan flicked the ashes on his cigar and said with a half-smile, "How do you say that?"

Huang Shaohong spread his hands: "Isn't it obvious? Take the United States as an example. There are more than 40,000 shooting cases every year. There are countless other cases such as robbery, theft, QJ, fraud, etc.

You are so bewitching that you will die from exhaustion!"

"This is just a country called the United States. There are more than 6 billion people in the world. Even if you have the magical power of the legendary Buddha Sakyamuni to see the three thousand worlds, you will definitely be too busy!"

What Huang Shaohong said was the simplest example. After listening to it, Constantine and others couldn't help but think deeply.

Satan waved his hands with some dissatisfaction: "Don't compare those fictional characters with me!"

Huang Shaohong was a little surprised and didn't understand why Satan always said that Buddha and Bodhisattva were fictional characters.

However, he hadn't finished speaking at this time, and he was a little unhappy, so he immediately continued:

"The devils in hell are naturally pregnant, otherwise there would be no rules for people to go to hell if they do bad things. But as the lord of hell, Brother Fa, you are not necessarily a bad person. Just like a prison, inside

The prisoners are all mortals, but does the warden have to be a bad person?"

Constantine has been fighting against hell and fighting devils all his life. When he heard that Huang Shaohong wanted to vindicate Satan, the king of devils, he immediately opened his mouth to refute.

But when he opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say, because apart from the things recorded in the Christian scriptures, he really couldn't tell what bad things Satan had done!

Except for Huang Shaohong, everyone else was also like Constantine, who had been influenced by Christianity since childhood. At this time, they and Zha Kang were in the same mood. They all wanted to speak out to argue, but they had nothing to say. There was such a strange feeling in the room.

Be quiet.

But Satan looked around and chuckled:

"This house is not simple. Not only does it use a lot of magic-forbidden materials for defense, it also has three magic arrays with different effects. One of the magic arrays is a magic array that I passed down when I was traveling in the world!"

Biman, who was sitting not far across from him, his eyes lit up:

"Sir, all the magic circles here are designed by me. The magic circle you are talking about should be the magic circle of the British Merlin family. It is said that you left it in the world, but no one believes it. I didn't expect it to be true.

It’s your handiwork, no wonder it’s so exquisite!”

Constantine was a little surprised that Satan would spread his magic circle, and asked curiously:

"I would like to ask, under what circumstances would you leave this magic circle in the world?"

Biman calls Satan your lord, and Zha Kang also calls you. This is not flattery, but respect for the strong.
To be continued...