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Eight hundred and seventeenth chapter surprise Jigong(2/2)

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The spider on the side was furious at that moment. He turned around and looked at Huang Shaohong with sad eyes, saying in his heart that if you don't do this, you will be fooled by him!

Huang Shaohong reacted, looked at the spider, and felt a little embarrassed, and immediately used his spiritual mind to transmit a message: "The wild ones are monsters. Once you enter our Taoist sect, you will become a divine beast from now on!"

The spider rolled his eyes and continued to eat meat. A mythical beast is a mythical beast. It's better than dying in vain!

When the shopkeeper and waiters saw that Huang Shaohong had even sworn a poisonous oath, their suspicion gradually disappeared.

I also thought that in the past few days, people who come to eat have never been short of money, but have been generous and sometimes rewarded me. Even if such a guest is a monster, he must be a good monster.

Thinking of this, the two of them confessed again and again with shameful faces. Huang Shaohong didn't bother to argue with them and waved to them to serve more food and drinks.

Although Xu Xian here believed Huang Shaohong's words, Li Gongfu was still dubious and asked:

"Then what happened when a monk went to Juyuan to slay demons in the morning? A monk can't trouble you for nothing!"

Huang Shaohong made nonsense: "That monk is stupid in practicing Buddhism. He is a lunatic..."

He pointed to the spider that was chewing the pig's trotters and said:

"You see, this abbot is that monk's master. He came here specially to apologize to me!"

Spider wiped the grease from his mouth with his hands, stood up and clasped his hands together like a monk:

"The old monks are ignorant and have caused so much trouble to the benefactor. I hope the benefactor will forgive me. That's good, that's good!"

At this time, Spider had broken the habit of eating meat and was determined to join the Taoist sect, and he no longer cared about telling little lies.

The shape of the spider is inherently fairy-like. If it weren't for the bit of meat oil stained at the corner of his mouth and the hill-like bones on the table in front of him, he would really have the demeanor of a virtuous and eminent monk.

Xu Xian was a scholar and could not stand injustice the most, so he immediately said angrily:

"It's so unreasonable for you, a monk, to cause so much trouble to others, to apologize so insincerely, and as I said just now, you actually eat meat..."

The spider was silent for a second and thought of a countermeasure:

"Donor, you have misunderstood. I am not eating meat..."

At this point, even Li Gongfu felt that this old monk had gone too far. He not only ate meat but also told lies. You just chewed the pig's trotters so happily, could it be that we were dazzled?

The spider's face showed a sad look:

"Actually, I am using 'breaking the precepts' to punish myself. As a person who is devoted to the Buddha, nothing can make me feel more painful than breaking the precepts!"

Everyone was stunned, and Huang Shaohong almost laughed out loud, thinking that Spider had a way of telling lies.

Li Gongfu said angrily: "Why are you devoted to the Buddha? Just now you were talking about the Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

The spider stretched out his hand:

"Didn't the poor monk just say that what can make me feel more painful than breaking the precepts?"

"The poor monk has been found, and he will stay away from Buddhism from now on. The poor monk has decided to return to secular life, and then join the Taoist sect to punish himself more deeply!"

Xu Xian was a bit of a nerd, but he didn't expect that he would actually believe this lie. Thinking that it would be a very cruel punishment for a person who sincerely worships Buddhism to leave Buddhism to practice Taoism, he immediately said unbearably:

"That's not so serious. All it takes is the old Zen Master to clarify the facts for Shaohong and restore his reputation!"

Spider waved his hand: "Hey, monks don't lie, they naturally talk about what they say!"

After he said "suck", he swallowed, then sat down quickly and said again:

"You guys talk about your story, I can't wait to punish myself again!"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pick up a Dongpo elbow, and started to chew it regardless of the splash of soup. Xu Xian suddenly felt a black streak, and felt that his little sympathy just now might have been fed to the dog.

Li Gongfu pointed at the spider and asked Huang Shaohong: "Isn't this the liar you found? Is this called a monk?"

Huang Shaohong couldn't help laughing and said: "After drinking meat and wine, the Buddha is in the heart. If a monk eats meat and drinks alcohol, it doesn't mean there is no Buddha in his heart. This means that the four elements are empty and there are no worries!"

The spider that was chewing on the bones turned around in surprise and said, "Hey, this sentence is very Buddha-like!"

Xu Xian shook his head repeatedly: "What kind of Buddha nature, Shaohong, I have to advise you, don't believe Li Xiuyuan's words!"

Huang Shaohong was smiling as he picked up a glass of wine and put it in his mouth, intending to drink it all in one gulp. When he heard Xu Xian's words, he suddenly spurted it out.

Spray uncles 'Li Gongfu' and 'Xu Xian' all over their heads and faces.

Li Gongfu was angry at that time: "What are you doing? Is it easy for me to wash clothes? I..."

After saying that, he suddenly came to his senses and said: "I am complaining for my wife!"

"Hey..." Xu Xian gave his brother-in-law a look of contempt, then wiped his face with his sleeve and asked:

"Why is Shaohong so out of his mind?"

Huang Shaohong apologized to the two of them first, and then asked:

"Who did Hanwen just talk about? Li Xiuyuan?"

Now he was wondering what kind of world he was in. Isn't Li Xiuyuan just Jigong? How could he and Fahai appear in the same world?

Xu Xian didn't know what he was thinking. Hearing his question, Xu Xian nodded and said, "Yes, he is the son of Li Maochun, the governor of Taizhou, and a famous dandy in the Jiangnan area!"

Huang Shaohong was startled: "Taizhou? Shouldn't it be Lin'an?"

After he finished speaking, he realized that he didn't know much about that person's background, so he waved his hand and said, "Hanwen, can you tell me about Li Xiuyuan in detail?"

At this time, Li Gongfu also believed that Huang Shaohong was not a goblin. Seeing the lively conversation between his brother-in-law and Huang Shaohong, he immediately drank a glass of water and wine, then stood up, clasped his fists and said:

"Since it's a misunderstanding, then Mr. Huang and Han Wen, please take your time and chat. I'm going to go back to the Yamen to do my work, and I'll post an announcement to appease the people!"

Huang Shaohong stood up and wanted to send him off: "Then I'll catch you!"

Li Gongfu nodded and said: "It's just a matter of duty!" After saying that, he left quickly and went back to the Yamen to report the news.
Chapter completed!
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