Chapter six hundred and ninety nine big people are like this(1/2)
After hearing what the fat man said, Huang Shaohong laughed angrily, "I don't even have a clue, so you have three ideas."
"Okay, tell me all three of your methods and see if they work for me. If you dare to tease me, then I will have fun with you!"
Huang Shaohong originally planned to ask Natasha to help formulate an action plan, but after hearing what the fat man said, he couldn't help but become interested, and planned to hear his method first!
However, when he spoke, he had a funny and sinister smile on his face, and he clenched his fists in his hands to make a cracking sound, showing a threatening expression.
The fat man pretended to be scared and said:
"Believe it or not, if you touch me, you will support me for the rest of your life?"
Huang Shaohong quickly stopped: "The consequences are too terrible, I can't afford to raise a pig!"
"Hey, I'm so angry about calling you a pig!"
"Okay Paige!"
After the two of them finished laughing and spanking, the fat man said seriously:
"Actually, according to the current routine of Internet articles, this situation can be solved in three ways: good, evil, both good and evil!"
Huang Shaohong looked unbelieving, puffed out a puff of cigar smoke, and then said: "Don't lie to me. I also read online articles. Why haven't I heard the names you mentioned? They are both good and evil. Why don't you call them pornographic?"
Where is the old evil!"
"Don't make trouble, this is my own conclusion. It is just the normal route for online novels, which is now the safest development route through Dragon Ball novels. After entering the Dragon Ball world, first find Kame Sennin to become a disciple, use **magazine,**
Videotape, seduce him, act more honest and honest, and become a disciple steadily!"
Huang Shaohong spat: "You are already a ****, how can you be loyal and honest? I think you are a traitor but a loyal person!"
"You can figure this out on your own. Anyway, it's written like this in the online articles. I'll kill you or bury you!"
The fat man waved his hand irresponsibly, ignoring the bug in his words, and then continued beeping:
"After you study hard and practice hard, and you have fighting strength, you can find the dragon ball and wish for immortality like the dragon!"
Huang Shaohong looked confused: "I want to get the blood of the gods, what do you want to do to live forever?"
The fat man looked at a fool and said, "Stupid, when you become immortal, you will have plenty of time to get the Dragon Balls to make a wish again, but you didn't set a time limit!"
Speaking of which, Huang Shaohong has also thought about it, but of course he will not wish for immortality because he has already solved this problem.
By making a wish to the dragon, you can definitely get a bottle of the blood of the gods, but it is a waste to finally meet the dragon once just to complete the task!
Huang Shaohong still has n wishes that he wants to say to Shenlong!
He shook his head: "What if you don't need the dragon to make a wish?"
"Then just challenge the gods openly. When you have enough fighting power, go to Kalin Tower to receive the guidance of the Cat Immortal to continue your studies. You can follow the development path of the protagonists in the original plot. As long as you reach the later stage of Xiaolin
With your strength, God is no match for you!"
Huang Shaohong nodded: "Tell me the second method!"
At this time, Feng Wanxian brought two cups of coffee to the two of them. The fat man quickly stood up and took it, thanking him repeatedly. After one mouthful, he was called sister-in-law, which made the former smile brightly and his attitude towards him became much better.
After Feng Wanxian returned to the kitchen, the fat man continued:
"Let's talk about both good and evil first. It's relatively simple. The so-called good and evil means that the method may not look very upright, but it is not crooked or evil!"
Huang Shaohong nodded: "Speak out and listen!"
"Just eat soft food. The more you get in, find a way to pick up Bulma and all problems will be solved. The requirement is that you must be handsome. The more handsome you are, the easier it is to succeed!"
"Eh..." The fat man said with a bad smile: "You look more qualified!"
Huang Shaohong asked doubtfully: "You can get the god's blood if you soak Bulma?"
"Have you ever seen Dragon Ball?" The fat man looked at Huang Shaohong with disgust:
"Bulma is a super genius. She invented the Dragon Ball Radar, right? It can help the protagonist find the Dragon Balls. She also invented a shrinking watch that can shrink herself. Does it sound like Marvel's Ant-Man? Even if it is different from Ant-Man, but
If the protagonist wants to travel to the past, you can give her some advice!"
"Then Ant-Man will appear in the Dragon Ball world within minutes!"
"In addition, with Bulma's level of genius, Iron Man and cosmic mechas are no longer a dream. They can also research gravity chambers so that the protagonist can improve his cultivation level as soon as possible when practicing martial arts!"
Huang Shaohong nodded repeatedly after hearing this. This was similar to his previous development route in the mission world, taking the technological route!
However, he relied on rote learning of science and technology to develop in the mission world, and the most powerful things he came up with were the beam cannon and anti-matter cannon on the spacecraft.
The former has the power to destroy the earth as long as it has enough energy, but why does it want to destroy the earth if it wants the blood of the gods!
In addition, he got a satellite, a spaceship, not to mention gods, even Turtle Immortal stood on the ground and used Turtle School Qigong to solve the problem!
But Bulma is different. She is a genius inventor and scientist, and with a super-powerful scientist father, whatever she wants to study specifically is not something that can be easily grasped.
It is not difficult to use technology to improve combat power!
The fat man continued: "Besides, Bulma has invented a time machine. Needless to say its function... So with Bulma in hand, I have the world. I can get it with her help."
God’s blood is not a problem!”
Huang Shaohong nodded repeatedly, but then he thought about something wrong: "Although your method is good, what if the protagonist travels to the middle and late stages of Dragon Ball!"
The fat man spread his hands: "Then don't think about missions. There are too many battles in the later stage, and you will be cannon fodder. Let's think about how to protect yourself first. In addition, what are the strengths of Piccolo and God in the later stage? Moreover, they are also with the protagonists such as Sun Wukong.
We have all become friends, and it is too late to try to influence them with force or technology, so why not just go to sleep!"
Huang Shaohong asked noncommittally: "What about the third option you mentioned?"
"The third option is 'evil', which is the villain route. Of course, you must have a certain level of strength in the early stage and be able to climb the Kalin Tower!"
"When the big demon King Piccolo is wreaking havoc, we will go to see the gods with little Goku and kill people and punish their hearts!"
"Killing and killing one's heart?" Huang Shaohong seemed to understand the fat man's thoughts.
Zhao Xiaobei chuckled and said: "Yes, it is to put all the blame for the devastation caused by the great devil Piccolo on the god. Who knows that it was his evil thoughts that split up, and then forced him to commit suicide, because once the god dies, the great devil will also follow.
The reason for its demise is fair and just!”
"In the comics, the god is full of guilt and wants to die. As long as he goes with the flow like this, he will probably commit suicide!"
"When the time comes, as long as he dies, Piccolo will also perish, eliminating the crisis on Earth, and you can also get his blood, killing two birds with one stone!"
Huang Shaohong gave Fatty a deep look: "I didn't expect you to be so sinister!"
"Damn it, is Fat Master like that? Isn't this a plot of a routine network!"
While the two were talking, the fat man's cell phone rang. The guy answered the call with a smile on his face, and then said with a smile: "honey, I'm at a friend's house, you can come over too, it's okay, just like brothers."
No trouble!”
As he spoke, he told the other party the address of Feng Wanxian's home.
Huang Shaohong frowned: "Not Xiaobing?"
He felt something was wrong. The voice on the phone was clearly not Bai Xiaobing's. The fat man actually said it so ambiguously. There was something wrong with it!
Before five minutes had passed, the doorbell rang. The fat man ran to open the door with a mean smile on his face, and a gorgeous woman came in.
Feng Wanxian also heard the noise and walked out of the kitchen: "Who is here!"
The fat man quickly introduced: "Sister-in-law, this is my girlfriend, Sasha, Sasha please call sister-in-law, that is my dear friend Huang Shaohong!"
Huang Shaohong nodded with a straight face, but Feng Wanxian asked others to sit down quickly, saying that dinner would be served in a moment.
The girl named Shasha saw that the villa was well decorated and all the furnishings were expensive. She knew that the fat man's friend was unusual, so she was very polite in her words. After saying hello, she took off her coat, rolled up her sleeves and went to help in the kitchen!
After sitting down again, Huang Shaohong asked: "Have you and Xiao Bing broken up?"
The fat man sneered and said: "No, isn't it because the red flag at home is still down and the colorful flags are fluttering outside? Xiaobing has returned to his hometown recently. Don't tell her that I am the only one outside and we just met her!"
After he finished speaking, he said with a smile: "This girl and Xiao Bing's two characters are so gentle, they can make me find different feelings. Of course, my favorite is Xiao Bing. This is just a change, a change!"
Huang Shaohong thought Bai Xiaobing's girl was pretty good, and wanted to say a few words to Fatty, but then he thought about it, he also had the same character, and she seemed to be less of a toy than Fatty.
Yes, they are all the same. The eldest brother, let alone the second brother, are almost the same.
The atmosphere during the meal was quite good. The meal was a feast for the host and the guest. It was obvious that the fat man's girlfriend did not come from a wealthy family. She spoke in a flattering tone to Feng Wanxian and Huang Shaohong.
Feng Wanxian said kindly: "Don't be so polite. You and Fatty Zhao are friends, so we are not outsiders!"
Zhao Xiaobei also repeatedly said yes, telling Shasha to relax and not be so restrained.
After they had finished their meal, the fat man got up and said goodbye with his girlfriend. Before leaving, he also bought a bottle of red wine that Feng Wanxian had reserved here, but was kicked by Huang Shaohong with a smile.
When going to bed at night, Feng Wanxian was still puzzled and asked Huang Shaohong: "So Fatty Zhao has broken up with his partner?"
"No, that is the main palace, and this one is the new nobleman!"
"Bah, you men don't have every good thing. Do you think everyone wants to be the emperor?"
Huang Shaohong wanted to fight back, but he didn't have the confidence. Come on, just bear with it!
The next day, Feng Wanxian resumed her daily work, while Huang Shaohong opened the plane portal and went to various worlds to accompany his wife.
The focus is of course Selina in the 'Underworld'. What she carries in her belly is Huang Shaohong's only flesh and blood at the moment. Of course, judging from the current situation, he only plans to have this one first.
In the original plot, the pregnancy period of a vampire is not much different from that of a normal person, but the little girl in Selina's belly is obviously not that ordinary.
This little girl not only inherited the powerful genes of Huang Shaohong and Selina, but also benefited greatly from using angel blood to remove the vampire's 'dark power'.
To be continued...