Chapter 448 This is the Great Dance God! (For Brother Bookworm No. 110(2/2)
"Why not? Aren't you a spiritual treasure? Understanding my memory is not just a matter of scanning it, why does it take so long!"
"I still have more than 3,000 short movies that I haven't watched yet. I want to enjoy them slowly!"
"I admire you, uncle, are you a human being or a spiritual treasure?" Huang Shaohong's old face turned red. These were all things he had seen when he was an otaku, and now he felt a rush to be exposed.
"What's wrong with the Lingbao? I used to be an incarnate treasure. I didn't delay getting married and having children. If it hadn't been ruined like this, I could easily let others take over... Forget it!"
As if talking about his sadness, Po Tong was uncharacteristically silent for a moment, and then said: "The blood of angels should be similar to the blood of immortals. It is of great benefit to my recovery. You must find a way to get it. In addition, Satan's...
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Before Po Tong finished speaking, Huang Shaohong quickly interrupted: "Stop, I guess I'll fail the Angel level, and I won't be able to survive Satan's appearance..."
Po Tong sneered: "It's fun to show off for a while, but the crematorium will be there later... Wait, that's not the sentence, it's because I can't bear to let my wife catch the wolf. If you want to achieve great things, you must first give up your virginity...
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Huang Shaohong only pulled his hair in his heart: "Let's stop talking about the lyrics, okay? You all know that you are a poor student, and you still talk about it all the time. I definitely can't agree to the angel blood thing!"
Po Tong was also anxious: "I arrange this world for you, and naturally I have my considerations. God and Satan have an agreement in this world. The forces on both sides, including themselves, will not interfere with the human world, let alone take action against ordinary people.
So you can rest assured!”
"As for Gabriel, she represents God stationed in the world. She will not take the initiative to attack mortals. As long as you plan well and retreat with one strike, you still have a high success rate. You must think carefully about it.
There aren’t many opportunities!”
"Besides, if your little vampire wife drinks Gabriel's blood, tsk tsk, her future is limitless! Have you ever thought about what she looks like with twelve wings?"
"If you don't do this, you are not someone who can achieve great things. Let's just wait to die together. When 'they' come to find you, the world you have experienced will be destroyed, and you won't even have a chance to regret it!
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Huang Shaohong was so angry. In order to get himself to agree to get Gabriel's blood, this guy used all kinds of coercion and inducement. He asked angrily:
"You always talk about them, who are they?"
"I can't say, they will know it as soon as I say it..."
Huang Shaohong stopped asking: "Let me think about it. If there is a chance... let's talk again!"
He stopped talking to Broken Copper and turned his attention to the outside world, because Constantine's exorcism had reached a critical stage at this time.
Just like the original plot, Constantine used the runes representing the demons from hell and faced the sunlight to determine the identity of the demon leaning over Grace.
Then he temporarily restrained him and shouted loudly that he needed a full-length mirror of human height.
Huang Shaohong was also attracted by Constantine's shouting, stopped talking to Po Tong, and began to concentrate on watching him exorcise demons.
Unexpectedly, when everyone around him heard Constantine's request, he rushed towards Huang Shaohong's room in a swarm. His door was not closed, and those people swarmed in.
Huang Shaohong quickly asked what was going on, and the administrator, Uncle Wang, told him that only his room on this floor had a full-length mirror that was as tall as a person.
Huang Shaohong suddenly remembered that yesterday when he was practicing controlling metal and playing with coins using supernatural powers, he accidentally let the coin crack the corner of the full-length mirror.
At this moment, when he saw that everyone had taken out the full-length mirrors, he wanted to remind: "Wait..."
Uncle Wang thought he was reluctant to let go, so he said unhappily: "Why are you like this melon? I'm not your mirror!"
His tone of voice was already a bit rude. After speaking, he glared at Huang Shaohong, and then said to the others: "It's important to save people, it's important to save people, take it in quickly!"
Constantine asked several neighbors to hold a mirror and shine it on Grace, and then used his own method to seal the devil into the mirror. Then he wanted to pull the mirror out of the window and let the sun shine to get rid of the devil.
As a result, the frame of the mirror got stuck on the window frame. At this time, the demon sealed in the mirror began to beat the mirror hard, trying to escape from the world in the mirror to reality.
It was the same in the original plot. At the moment when the devil was about to break out of the mirror, Constantine broke the window frame and successfully pulled the mirror out of the window, eliminating the devil.
But something happened this time. No one noticed that the corners of the mirror were damaged and cracked.
When the demon was beating the mirror crazily, after only two knocks, the mirror was overwhelmed and broke into pieces. The demon also escaped from the mirror world and came directly to the human world.
The demon looks like a burnt corpse, similar to the light-skinned zombies in "I Am Legend", except that half of its head is missing. It is said that because of this, this kind of demon can only wander in front of the gate of hell.
, is the scavenger in front of the gate of hell, specializing in eating human souls.
As soon as the devil entered the world, there was an immediate reaction in the sky. The wind and clouds changed color in an instant, dark clouds rolled in, and the sun was covered in the blink of an eye. A dark wind suddenly rose in the room, accompanied by a strong smell of sulfur.
As soon as the demon inhaled, several streams of white air could be seen gushing out from the eyes, ears, mouths and noses of everyone in the room except Constantine and the fat priest, and they were all inhaled by the demon.
After the demon inhaled the white air, the missing brain actually grew a lot, and those who lost the white air instantly aged many years, their skin became wrinkled, and their hair also turned gray.
"Run away, I'll deal with him!"
Constantine took out a golden finger tiger with four crosses engraved on it from his pocket. After putting it on, he immediately jumped on it to fight for his life, but was kicked by the devil in the stomach, and flew backwards with a "boom" and hit the wall.
superior.
Immediately, the demon's eyes glanced at the fat priest, and then flew directly towards him, trying to kill the priest who had tried to expel it before.
Just when the fat priest was trembling and closing his eyes, waiting for death, a palm as smooth as white jade stretched out and pinched the devil's neck!
When everyone came back to their senses, they saw Huang Shaohong wearing flip-flops, a cigarette in his mouth, one hand in the pocket of his big pants, and the other hand firmly grasping the devil, holding it in front of him with great interest
asked Constantine:
"Hey, is this thing what you call a devil in Western hell?"
The demon struggled wildly, trying to dig out Huang Shaohong with its backhand, but no matter how hard it tried, it could not get rid of the hand that imprisoned it.
Constantine reminded anxiously: "Be careful it can possess you!"
Huang Shaohong shook his head and laughed. The other party was overthinking. He could feel that such a hell brat carried a strong dark aura, but if he wanted to possess a martial arts master like him whose blood was as lead as mercury... he would do it without fear of death.
chant!
Sure enough, as soon as Constantine finished speaking, the demon's entire body twisted, grabbed Huang Shaohong's arm, and tried to burrow into his body.
But the next moment, the demon's limbs instantly bounced away from Huang Shaohong's skin, and he let out a horrified wail.
Huang Shaohong laughed, took out the hand from his trousers, and raised his hand to point to the sky outside the window. At this time, everyone saw a string of skull-shaped bracelets carved from white jade on his wrist.
Huang Shaohong's wrist was shaken, and the twelve human bone beads collided with each other, making a clear sound like a musical instrument.
Following the sound of flowing beads, Huang Shaohong softly sang an ancient language. This language could not be understood by anyone, but it spoke directly to people's hearts, as if bringing everyone present back to the ancient times, the vicissitudes of life, simplicity and nature.
Following the chant, Huang Shaohong's body moved like yoga and dance.
From the great shaman inheritance that Huang Shaohong received, he knew that if the underworld's yin objects came to the world, they would definitely cause strange phenomena in the world. The heavier the yin energy carried by the yin objects, the faster they would die.
Because excessive Yin Qi will cause the rejection of the masculine Qi of heaven and earth, causing thunder to descend to eliminate the evil Yin Qi, and what Yin objects in the underworld fear most is thunder, so Yin objects that escape from the Underworld will never survive in the human world without special means.
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Huang Shaohong felt that this was the case with the demon in front of him, but this western demon was different from the eastern demon. It had a very special power, which seemed to be the smell of sulfur, which could prevent the thunderclouds outside from locking onto this demon.
Breath, all the thunder can't come down for a long time.
Not only that, the thundercloud also became the devil's best shelter in the world, blocking it from the sun.
What Huang Shaohong has to do is to use his shaman's magic and the power of nature to attract the spirit of thunder and lightning, point out the target to the thunder, and click on a position.
Just looking at his singing and movements, they seemed to coincide with some kind of natural rhythm, which quickly calmed down the people who were scared before, as if there was an invisible natural force blowing through their hearts.
As Huang Shaohong's speech speed and movements quickened, a natural rhythm emanated from him, and the demon he held in his hand showed a painful expression, roaring and struggling crazily.
The dark clouds in the sky became more and more dense, and there was a roar of thunder in the dark clouds. Huang Shaohong chanted and twisted for a while, and suddenly his eyes widened and he roared:
"break!"
In an instant, a bolt of lightning fell from the dark clouds in the sky, rushed directly into the building from the window, and struck the demon in Huang Shaohong's hand.
With a loud bang and a dazzling light, the demon was instantly wiped out by the power of lightning, turning into a black air and dispersing into nothingness. It didn't even have a chance to scream.
Huang Shaohong clapped his hands, then turned around and asked the dumbfounded fat priest: "This is the master of dancing, come and fight with me, Tiao jump, da big, Shen Shen, master of dancing...are you awesome?"
Chapter completed!