Chapter 382 Yin Zhiping, who reads poetry(1/2)
Xiao Longnu's bedroom has been forcibly occupied by Huang Shaohong for two years, and he probably doesn't want to take it anymore.
Today in this stone room, Huang Shaohong was sitting on the cold jade bed with his eyes closed and meditating. Yang Guo, Zhou Rui, Xiao Longnu, and Grandma Sun were all sitting aside with strange expressions.
Huang Shaohong opened his eyes, glanced at me, and said impatiently: "What do you guys look like? I'm just washing my feet, what are you doing with so many people around me?"
Yang Guo said seriously: "We just want to see what feet that haven't been washed in two years look like!"
"..."
After a while, Li Mochou came in with a basin of hot water and placed it in front of the bed.
Huang Shaohong stretched out his two feet. Li Mochou quickly winked at his apprentice. Hong Lingbo immediately rolled up his sleeves and squatted down to remove the shoes and socks for his master, which had not been washed for two years.
’s fat feet.
Huang Shaohong raised his hand and knocked on Li Mochou's head. Fairy Chi Lian felt that there must be an extra bump on her head, and she immediately said angrily:
"Why did you hit me again?"
Seeing that the two of them were about to have another conflict, Grandma Sun stood up quickly, fearing that Li Mochou would suffer. However, Huang Shaohong reached out to stop her: "Don't worry about this. You have trained her to be like this. Now she is my maid.
I have no reason to take care of her!"
Grandma Sun hesitated for a moment. She didn't really want to persuade her, nor did she not. She was pulled by Yang Guo, and Shi Shiran sat back down again.
Huang Shaohong's expression turned cold, he turned towards Li Mochou and said slowly: "What did you call me?"
This slow yet extremely depressing tone made Li Mochou tremble all over. She slowly lowered her head and called out:
"Owner!"
Huang Shaohong nodded, then pointed at Hong Lingbo and teased Li Mochou: "It's true that she is your apprentice, but you are my maid. With such a great honor as washing my feet, how can you take advantage of outsiders? You
Say so?"
Li Mochou really wanted to spit on this hateful fat man's face. Honor, why are you washing yourself? You wash your face after washing, and then make soup with the rest. What an honor!
Of course, she didn't dare to say it directly. She lowered her head to hide the look of resentment in her eyes and asked Hong Lingbo to step aside. She rolled up her sleeves and took off Huang Shaohong's shoes and socks, revealing a pair of big fat feet that were whiter than a woman's feet.
To Li Mochou's surprise, the situation was not as serious as she imagined, or even much better. The feet that Huang Shaohong said had not been washed for two years did not have the slightest odor, and even had the slightest trace of a baby's smell.
of milky fragrance.
At this time, she felt even more hateful. She believed that Huang Shaohong was deliberately teasing her and disgusting her, so she said this.
In fact, Li Mochou didn't know that what Huang Shaohong said was definitely the truth.
He has been in seclusion for two years and has indeed never washed his feet. However, his martial arts cultivation has reached the level where he can see the gods and be indestructible. His qi and blood are extremely powerful. Without being injured, his own cells are nourished by the powerful qi and blood and are full of vitality.
, the metabolism becomes extremely slow.
In two years, Huang Shaohong didn't even have any dead skin on his body, and although he had not reached the innate realm, the real innate Qi was running in his body.
It is exactly what Lao Tzu said, if you focus on your Qi and become soft, you can be like a baby!
That's why Huang Shaohong's feet have a milky smell like a baby.
Li Mochou pressed Huang Shaohong's feet into the water. The tentacles were as smooth as mutton-fat white jade, which surprised her even more. After being surprised, she finally felt better. She was no longer so disgusted with washing the feet of the fat man in front of her.
Use hot water to wash it off.
At this time, a trace of surprise flashed in Xiao Longnu's eyes. She didn't expect that her senior sister would really compromise. The expressions of Yang Guo and Zhou Rui were similar. The woman who washed the feet of Senior Brother Qingdu was the famous Fairy Chi Lian. How could this happen?
Maybe, they agreed that they would rather die than surrender or something.
Grandma Sun looked at Li Mochou with a look of regret in her eyes, but at the same time she was a little relieved. She thought that perhaps her benefactor was right, she and the young lady had indeed pampered her too much since she was a child. Maybe this could help.
There may be changes.
No one expected that at this moment, Huang Shaohong raised his hand and knocked Li Mochou on the head again. The force was so powerful that Fairy Chi Lian felt like she was feeling like a star.
Her almond-shaped eyes widened, she looked at Huang Shaohong with extremely angry eyes, and asked angrily: "I've already washed your feet, why are you beating me?"
Huang Shaohong said disapprovingly: "You call it foot washing. You don't know how to use any force. By the way, you can massage the acupuncture points on the soles of your feet to help your master activate my blood circulation and relieve my fatigue!"
Li Mochou moved her fingers slightly, wanting to touch the Bingso Silver Needle on her waist, but when she saw Huang Shaohong's half-smiling expression, she finally endured it and started cleaning him seriously.
After washing it carefully, I kneaded his acupuncture points in the water, but I felt like I couldn't cope with it.
Although there is no peculiar smell on the other person's feet, and there is even a milky smell, after all, they are the feet of someone else, and they are the feet of a fat man with a hateful appearance and an extremely vulgar appearance. (The image of Lu Qingdu)
Huang Shaohong ignored her and started chatting with the others. He waited until the water was cold before saying "Okay".
Li Mochou wiped the water off his feet with a towel, then held the wooden basin and wanted to get up and go out to pour water.
But at this time, she raised her head and saw the annoying smile on Huang Shaohong's face. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. Seeing the other person chatting happily with other people, she didn't seem to notice her side, and her heart immediately moved.
.
After an instant, Li Mochou had made a decision. She knew that Huang Shaohong couldn't kill her easily with Grandma Sun here, so she risked her life even if Huang Shaohong beat her again, but she still wanted to disgust her.
He did it as soon as he thought of it, and immediately pretended that his feet were unsteady when he stood up, and a basin of foot-washing water was about to be thrown at Huang Shaohong.
At this moment, Huang Shaohong, who was casually giving Zhou Rui martial arts questions, suddenly raised his foot and touched the bottom of the tub with the sole of his foot. The water in the tub was not wasted at all, and he splashed all over Li Mochou's face, making his whole body wet.
Li Mochou was stunned on the spot in disbelief. She couldn't believe that Li Mochou, the majestic "Red Fairy Fairy" who had frightened countless people in the world, was actually splashed from head to toe with a basin of foot-washing water.
And what she couldn't accept the most was that when she pretended to fall, she pretended to be surprised in order to match the action, so her mouth was slightly open at that time, so that now there is still water dripping from her mouth.
.
Everyone knew that it was not clean water, but the fat man's foot-washing water!
Seeing this scene, Xiao Longnu suddenly felt that the jade honey jelly she had eaten in the morning was a little nauseating. Yang Guo and Zhou Rui couldn't bear to watch it. The scene was too cruel and they couldn't bear to irritate Li Mochou.
So they decided to turn their heads and laugh. They immediately turned their heads, shrugged their shoulders, covered their mouths with one hand, and covered their stomachs with the other hand. It is estimated that after a few times of laughing like this, their abdominal muscles would grow.
With a smile on his lips, Huang Shaohong said calmly: "This is called harming others and ultimately harming yourself!"
Li Mochou burst into tears suddenly, turned around and ran out crying.
Grandma Sun sighed and quickly got up and chased him out. After all, she couldn't bear to see Li Mochou feel so sad.
In fact, Li Mochou's suffering has just begun. In the next two months, the maid stayed by her master's side, washing feet, massaging, and tickling. In short, all the chores regarding Huang Shaohong's food, clothing, housing, and transportation were left to Fairy Chi Lian to take care of.
At first, Li Mochou secretly wanted to resist, but she suffered the consequences every time. The slap marks on her face never broke. If she shaves off her long hair now, she will ensure that people visit the temple because her hair is
There are bags all over it.
In the end, Li Mochou also thought about it, why not live a good life by herself? Why should she be tortured when nothing happens?
So Huang Shaohong, who she served, became attentive and attentive, and the number of beatings became less and less.
After the Dragon-Breaking Stone was put down, people from the Quanzhen Sect came once, but when they saw the Dragon-Breaking Stone being put down, they stopped coming.
But from then on, at night, there were always people reading poems outside the Broken Dragon Stone every now and then. The voice was confirmed by Yang Guo and Zhou Rui to be Yin Zhiping of the Quanzhen Sect.
On the first night of his arrival, Yin Zhiping recited "Guan Ju".
'Guan Guan Jiujiu, in the river island. A graceful lady, a gentleman is fond of chasing... I can't get what I want, so I sleep hard and think about it. I am leisurely and leisurely, tossing and turning.'
As a result, the general culture in the Tomb of the Living Dead was low, and no one except Li Mochou and Huang Shaohong could understand the meaning of this poem.
At dinner that day, everyone gathered together, and Yang Guo curiously asked Huang Shaohong what the fool outside was shouting meant.
Huang Shaohong looked at Xiao Longnu, smiled, and translated it directly according to Yin Zhiping's intention, even adding his name, and said loudly:
"The consciousness means, Xiao Longnu, I want to marry you, but if I can't marry you, I will turn back and forth at night and I won't be able to sleep!"
Xiao Longnu's face that had been frozen for thousands of years showed fluctuations again. She looked at Huang Shaohong in surprise and asked, "You want to marry me?"
Others also looked at Huang Shaohong strangely.
Huang Shaohong almost choked: "That's what the fool outside said, it's none of my business!" After saying that, he took a meat bone from the stone table and turned around and still put it in Li Mochou's bowl in the corner.
As time goes by, the poems recited by Yin Zhiping become more and more restless, "There is a beauty here, you will never forget it when you see it, but if you don't see it for a day, you will think about it like crazy...crazy..."
mad......"
As he was thinking about it, Yin Zhiping went crazy and started beating the dragon stone frantically, crying: "Miss Long, why are you so reluctant to let go of this dragon stone? From now on, you and I will be separated forever...
..See you soon..."
Yin Zhiping's words touched Li Mochou's nerves and aroused her longing for the scumbag Lu Zhanyuan. This bitch stayed up all night and sang in the tomb passage:
"Asking the world, what is love? Directly teaching life and death, two people flying from the south to the north, how many times does the old wing go through the cold and heat..."
As a result, after singing the song, Huang Shaohong, who was woken up, got two panda eyes, and Fairy Chi Lian became completely honest.
Huang Shaohong warned righteously: "If you keep pretending to be a ghost, I will kill you!"
However, Yin Zhiping seemed to faintly hear the two lines Li Mochou sang. The fool seemed to be encouraged, and he came more frequently after that.
On this day, Xiao Longnu came to Huang Shaohong and said that she wanted to practice the most powerful Kung Fu of the Tomb Sect, the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra", but this martial art requires two people to practice it together.
So Xiao Longnu wanted Huang Shaohong to allow Li Mochou to practice with her.
Huang Shaohong was surprised: "What? Didn't you practice with Yang Guo?"
Xiao Longnu was a little annoyed when she heard this: "Grandma Sun once told me that men and women cannot be intimate. Although I and Guo'er are masters and disciples, we can't touch each other with our palms or skin to skin!"
Only then did Huang Shaohong realize that it was he who saved Grandma Sun. She must have told Xiao Longnu about the defense of men and women, thus changing the matter of Yang Guo and Xiao Longnu's fellow practitioners of the "Jade Girl Heart Sutra", so that the Dragon Girl came to
I don’t practice that rubbish technique now.
To be continued...