Chapter 25 I just want to ask, is your mother still alive?
The sound of "Dad" frightened Huang Shaohong to the point where he sat up from the ground, and his dizzy brain quickly sobered up.
When he saw everything in front of him clearly, he realized that he was no longer in the original bedroom. There was a green grassland in front of him, and there was a big man blocking the light standing in front of him.
When he squinted and saw the big man's face clearly, Huang Shaohong almost got up and ran away. Fortunately, the big man spoke.
"Dad, are you okay?"
Seeing the two-meter-tall creature in front of him looking at him with concern, Huang Shaohong bit his tongue hard and grinned in pain, finally confirming that he was not dreaming.
"Holy shit, here we go again!" Shaohong still didn't understand what was happening at this moment. He felt exactly the same as the last time he entered the world of 'XX's Iron Fist'. He must have traveled through time again!
When he first came out of the world of 'XX Iron Fist', he thought he was dreaming, but later he discovered that all the fighting skills he learned in that 'dream' were real.
Even the boxing coach at the gym he went to said his skills were very professional.
So he had long suspected whether that 'androgynous' trip to another world was a dream.
Now it seems that it is all true, but is it so cheating!!!
Last time he traveled through time, he had two souls in one body. What was more annoying was that he was a hermaphrodite. That was fine. After all, he finally returned to his original world. But this time, it was even more extreme. He actually traveled through time and became Shrek.
Dad, isn’t this inhuman?
Looking at the two-meter-tall green man in front of me with a grimace, doesn't he look like the Shrek monster in the Hollywood animation?
As for why Huang Shaohong can confirm his identity as the father of Shrek in front of him, isn't this nonsense? He is not his father. Can he call Huang Shaohong dad?
"Dad, it's great that you're awake!" Shrek actually spoke in Chinese. Is this the translated version of the world of 'Shrek'?
Huang Shaohong sorted out his thoughts. Having already traveled through time once, he quickly calmed down. No matter what, he had to figure out his own situation first.
He was just about to call the guy in front of him his son, and then slowly ask questions, but there was a cold snort from behind him: "Dad, can you still stand up!"
Huang Shaohong was startled by the sound. Why did he have so many sons? He quickly turned around and saw a stout Shrek standing ten steps away behind him.
He was a little confused and asked subconsciously: "Which one of you is Shrek?"
When he asked this question, the two green monsters were also stunned by his question. The green monster in front of him quickly helped him up. Only then did Huang Shaohong realize that he was a little taller than the other person. He had definitely reached 2.1 meters.
high.
He only heard the monster who helped him say worriedly: "Dad, I am Clays, your best friend. Don't you know me?"
At this moment, rustling footsteps were heard in the distance, and a female monster wearing an animal skin skirt quickly appeared in sight. Seeing Huang Shaohong and the other two, she quickly ran over and asked with concern: "Dad,
Are you okay!"
Huang Shaohong now wants to die. How can his monster body be so capable of rebirth?
Seeing his different expression, the female monster asked more urgently: "Dad, are you injured? Let me see quickly!" After saying that, she was about to take over from Kress and help Huang Shaohong.
Huang Shaohong shook his head quickly and said sadly: "I'm fine, I just want to ask, is your mother still there?"
He has now made up his mind, regardless of whether he has traveled through time and turned into a monster, as long as these three guys who call him dad say that their mother is still alive and well, he will turn around and run away, and run as far as he can.
Huang Shaohong really didn't have the courage to face a spouse like this, or maybe a group of spouses.
"You are just a loser. You are a loser who can't even take a punch from me. Just listen to me. If you dare to approach Stacy again, don't blame me for being ruthless!"
The guy behind him suddenly spoke again, and this time his tone was even worse, like an enemy.
Only then did Huang Shaohong realize that the predecessor of his body had been beaten by this guy. He turned to the green monster and asked: "Is this what you did to your father?"
The female monster who came later quickly rushed to protect Huang Shaohong: "Hao Di, what are you going to do?"
The green monster called 'Haudi' looked at the female monster and said passionately: "Stracy, among our tribe, only my warrior Haodi can be worthy of a beauty like you. This father is a coward. He is not worthy at all."
I won’t fuck you!”
Huang Shaohong was a little confused after listening to the conversation between the two. He felt that the relationship between them was a bit confusing, and he couldn't sort it out for a while.
Suddenly he had a flash of inspiration and asked Cress who was supporting him before: "Cress, what is my name?"
Kress, whom he recognized as Shrek, replied in a daze: "Call me daddy. God, you won't forget everything. You must not get sick at this time. Tomorrow you will be the hunter mentor."
It’s the day of the apprenticeship assessment, and you must know that your wish is to become the best hunter in the tribe!"
Listening to the other party's words, Huang Shaohong's mind buzzed. He finally knew that the other party was not calling him "Dad" but "Ba Ba"! The reason why he was sure was because of this "Ba Ba" or because he took it himself.
name.
The three in front of me are not Shreks, but orcs!
Huang Shaohong finally knew which world he was in. This was the private server game he was playing when he was electrocuted... 'The Alliance is awesome and the Horde is okay'!
Huang Shaohong actually became the game character he created in the game, the little hunter!
When he chose the name "Ba Ba", he actually wanted to take advantage of others. Think about the scene where all his teammates call him Ba Ba, how wonderful it would be.
But before he could practice the account, what happened next happened, and the game was left there without any care. Unexpectedly, he was actually immersed in the game at this moment, and replaced the character he created. He didn't know whether he should cry.
, you should still cry, it’s so damn sad!
There were thousands of thoughts in his mind, but the reality was that in just a short moment, the female orc Stacy in front of Huang Shaohong forcefully said to the provocative orc: "Haodi, give up, I like Ba Ba,
It’s impossible for me to like you!”
Huang Shaohong was shocked by these words. Looking at the female orc who defended him, he really wanted to say, "Sister, you are so determined, there is no way I will like you!"
After hearing Stryci's words, Hao Di seemed to be stimulated, pointing at Huang Shaohong and shouting:
"You coward, are you going to let the female orc protect you? If you come out to fight, if you lose, you are not allowed to approach Stryci!"
Stacy and Cleese both yelled: "Shameless!"
The latter even yelled angrily: "Haodi, you are already a fifth-level warrior, and Ba Ba has not officially become a hunter yet. Aren't you bullying others?"
Hao Di was indeed shameless. He laughed loudly after hearing this: "Ba Ba, just tell me whether you dare or not!"
"Dare...why don't you dare!" Huang Shaohong felt that this guy was a bit on the nose, saying that he was a coward, and it made him angry!
He pushed Stacy in front of him, took a step forward, pointed at Howdy and said with a smile: "My son, call me daddy again, and I will fight you!"
Hao Di was overjoyed when he heard this and shouted: "Ba Ba!"
Chapter completed!