Chapter 1486 Dead monkey, hand over the golden hoop!(1/2)
Thanks: Brother ‘08a’ for the reward, thank you Xia Tian.
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On the first day when he met ‘Zhizunbao’ and ‘Zixia Fairy’, ‘Huang Shaohong’ acted as host and roasted a goat for them to eat together.
After having had enough wine and food, 'Zixia Fairy' went to rest, while 'Huang Shaohong' chatted with 'Zhizunbao' until midnight.
Most likely it was 'Zhizunbao' who was talking, telling his touching love story with 'Bai Jingjing', such as how he sacrificed a lot for the White Bone Demon and shaved off the lush hair on his face and soles of his feet.
‘Supreme Treasure’ touched his chin and sighed:
"You don't know how powerful and sexy my curly beard is. Hey, it's all for love..."
'Huang Shaohong' couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "Are powerful and sexy the same thing?"
‘Supreme Treasure’ rolled his eyelids in disgust and curled his lips:
"You have a lot of problems with your aesthetics... My beard..."
‘Huang Shaohong’ pointed at his dark face that now resembled Bao Gong, and joked:
"It's a good thing you shaved it off, otherwise it would look like Zhang Fei's and you wouldn't be able to see much better!"
‘Supreme Treasure’ waved his hand: “Hey~ I’m too lazy to talk to people like you who have no sense of aesthetics!”
As he said this, he turned around and saw 'Fairy Zixia' walking out of the resting cave with a cold face. He was about to say hello when he heard 'Zixia' ask:
"Are you the destined one?"
'Supreme Treasure' nodded blankly: "Didn't you say that during the day..."
Unexpectedly, before she finished her sentence, 'Fairy Zixia' had already pulled out her purple-green sword and stabbed her: "Then you just go and die!"
The 'Supreme Treasure' was the bandit leader, and he was also a man with martial arts skills. His reaction was quite quick. He just said "Ouch" and rolled around like a lazy donkey to avoid the fatal sword.
When I wanted to call for help to 'Huang Shaohong' on the side, I saw that guy was already asleep on a soft cushion and covered with a blanket.
Damn it, where did that guy in the wilderness get his cushioned blanket?
'Zhizunbao' didn't have time to think too much, 'Zixia' had already come over with a sword, and he ran toward the cave with his hands and feet. This Pansi Cave was connected in all directions, so he was not afraid of reaching a dead end.
When the figures of 'Zhizunbao' and 'Zixia' disappeared, 'Huang Shaohong', who was sleeping, opened his eyelids slightly and showed a smile.
He was not worried at all about the 'Supreme Treasure' being hacked to death by the 'Zixia Fairy'. If the latter really had murderous intentions, with his immortal strength, how could he kill a bandit leader who had not awakened the monkey supernatural power with one sword?
Of course, 'Huang Shaohong' also knows that the 'Zixia' at night is not 'Zixia' but its twin sister 'Qingxia'. The two sisters are the wicks of the magic lamp in front of the Buddha's throne, entangled with each other and sharing the same body.
As for why 'Qingxia' screamed and killed the 'Supreme Treasure' and showed mercy with the sword, 'Huang Shaohong' felt that there must be a deep meaning in it, but it had nothing to do with him. He could just wait for the 'Donghuang Bell Hammer' to appear.
Listening to the miserable screams of 'Supreme Treasure' gradually fade away, 'Huang Shaohong' closed his eyes and began to think about his fate.
He didn't expect that hundreds of years ago in "Liao Zhai World", there would be a plot of "Westward Journey".
He was thinking that after he found the 'East Emperor Bell Hammer', he should take advantage of the presence of gods and Buddhas all over the sky hundreds of years ago to rob the innate spiritual treasures in the hands of those powerful people.
The more I think about it, the more excited I become.
He was thinking wildly, and the 'Supreme Treasure' was also quite interesting. He didn't know where he had hidden it, so 'Qingxia' carried the 'Purple Green Sword' and looked for him all night, until it got light outside the cave.
When 'Zixia''s consciousness was about to wake up, 'Qingxia' went back to rest.
Moreover, 'Qingxia' chased 'Zhizunbao' all night, but turned a blind eye to 'Huang Shaohong' who was sleeping on a soft cushion. Presumably, she knew how extraordinary he was from 'Zixia''s memory, so she didn't ask for trouble.
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After 'Qingxia' went back to rest, 'Zhizunbao' tiptoed back, fearing that she would make any noise in order to attract the female evil star back.
'Huang Shaohong' opened his eyes and asked funnyly: "Where have you been hiding? Why didn't she find you?"
Although he was thinking about the problem, even if he did not pay attention deliberately with his spiritual consciousness, his powerful hearing naturally covered the entire cave, and he could even feel where the 'Supreme Treasure' was hidden just by hearing.
But what makes 'Huang Shaohong' confused is that 'Fairy Qingxia' has clearly passed by the hiding place of the 'Supreme Treasure' several times, how come it is as if she has not seen this thing?
I was puzzled, so I opened my mouth to ask about the doubts in my heart.
The 'Supreme Treasure' pointed at his face, which was darker than coal, and said: "I found a shaded place to stand and used the Turtle Breathing Technique to hold my breath, and she couldn't find me!"
‘Huang Shaohong’ couldn’t help but burst out laughing. Not to mention, ‘Zhizunbao’ had a complexion that rivaled that of Zhang Fei and made Li Kui black. It was really safe to stand in the shadows at night.
The 'Supreme Treasure' yawned and was about to rest for a while when he heard the sound of footsteps. The 'Zixia Fairy' carrying a sword walked out of the cave and appeared in front of the two of them again.
"No, are you still coming?"
The ‘Supreme Treasure’ didn’t sleep all night and was not in the mood to run away. He raised his hands and asked with a sad and angry look:
"You said you wanted me to be a servant, and you said you were destined to be a good person, and then you wanted to kill me at night. What on earth are you doing?"
‘Zixia’’s face, which was originally smiling, suddenly became suffocated:
"Did you see her last night?"
Then without the need for 'Zhizunbao' to answer, 'Zixia' said at a loss: "Did you really see my sister? She came after her so quickly?"
'Zixia' said, turning to 'Zhizunbao' and asked: "Did she tell you anything? Don't believe her, she is crazy!"
‘Zhizunbao’ turned to ‘Huang Shaohong’ and pointed at his head, as if to ask if this girl is a psychopath.
‘Huang Shaohong’ shrugged and joked with a smile:
"You two can just play. Don't ask me. You are master and servant. She also left you thousands of moles as seals. With so many certifications, you can naturally play as you want."
‘Supreme Treasure’: “…”
Then 'Zixia Fairy' explained her relationship with 'Qingxia' on the spot, but she seemed not to know that she had been sharing the same body with 'Qingxia'.
'Fairy Zixia' didn't believe it no matter how she explained the 'Supreme Treasure', and even showed a look of fear towards her. She couldn't help but froze her pretty face and said:
"Believe it or not, you are just my servant. I need to explain so much to you!"
The 'Supreme Treasure' spread his hands and said: "That's right, there's no need for you to be so long-winded!"
"You..., looking for a fight!"
‘Zixia’ already had mixed feelings towards this ‘black’ person, but when she saw that he was like a piece of meat on a hob, she waved her hand and sent out a wave of energy, knocking ‘Supreme Treasure’ straight away.
Then he waved his sleeves and said:
"Today I am going to a nearby market town to buy things. You, the servant, will go with me to replace the donkey yesterday and help me carry it!"
Just when the 'Supreme Treasure' was about to refuse, he saw 'Fairy Zixia' shaking the 'Purple Green Sword' in her hand, and she immediately relented and said:
"Anyway, the knife is in your hand. Whatever you say will be fine."
‘Zixia’ kicked him again and mocked:
"Read more books, this is a sword!"
"Huang Shaohong" looked at the performance of the two people and thought that they were really happy enemies. He was thinking that in the original plot of "Westward Journey", "Supreme Treasure" and "Zixia" seemed to have no good relationship.
Although there was a sword fight on the city wall at the end, and good things finally came true, it looked like the monkey's self-illusion no matter how you looked at it.
This time, he intervened, and the 'Zhizunbao' turned into a shaving 'Zhang Fei', and 'Zixia' knew that he was a destined person, and because the black mole was difficult to remove, she became interested in this 'Zhang Fei'
Fei' doesn't call very often.
‘Huang Shaohong’ was thinking that maybe it would be a good thing that the two of them would not be able to get together in the end.
Of course, 'Huang Shaohong' was just curious about the outcome of the two of them, and just thought about it casually. He came here just to find 'Donghuang Zhongchui', and he had no interest in getting involved in the matter of this pair of crazy men and women.
‘Zixia’ is going to a nearby town with her ‘Supreme Treasure’ to buy some daily necessities. Immortals cannot lack pots and pans.
When the two of them go to 'Huang Shaohong', they naturally have to follow him, because the 'Supreme Treasure' is still a mortal. Although two of the three can fly, they cannot fly after all and can only walk.
'Fairy Zixia' came out of the cave, took out a donkey cut out of yellow paper from her arms, blew on it, and threw it to the ground. The donkey from yesterday suddenly appeared in front of her eyes.
She sat on the donkey with a smile, and then said with a smile: "I'm so sorry, there is only one donkey, so you have to follow behind!"
Where could "Huang Shaohong" let her see the joke? He took out a brush and drew in the air. He also drew a donkey as black as ink and sat gracefully on it.
When 'Zixia' saw such magical powers, a glimmer of light flashed in her eyes and she praised: "What a skill!"
'Huang Shaohong' just smiled and didn't explain that it was because of the magic pen and spiritual treasure.
The 'Supreme Treasure' looked hot, swallowed his saliva and said: "Brother, you have such magical powers, don't just worry about yourself, draw one for me too!"
'Huang Shaohong' looked at him and said apologetically: "I'm so sorry, I don't have any ink. How about I get some from your face and use it?"
'Zhizunbao' knew that this was a joke on his face, which was as dark as ink, and rolled his eyes angrily. He was so angry that it was difficult to get angry, so he just begged 'Huang Shaohong' to draw a mount for him to save him some hard work.
'Huang Shaohong' only gave him a shake, and casually helped him draw a pony out, but it was 'Guo Xia Ma', which is the so-called pony in later generations. 'Zhizunbao' rode on it, which was better than two donkeys
He was even injured half of his body.
He sneered and said, "Brother, you are so naughty. Stop teasing me. How can such a small horse resist me?"
Although the pony did not delay riding, 'Huang Shaohong' was just teasing him, but he definitely couldn't admit it and said with a smile:
"Who is playing a trick on you? Don't look at this little horse, but it can pull a thousand kilograms of weight. You are so powerful that you are more powerful than Zhang Fei. I'm afraid a donkey won't be able to carry you!"
After he finished speaking, he didn't wait for the 'Supreme Treasure' to reply. He laughed and patted the donkey's back, and the donkey automatically moved forward.
Upon seeing this, the 'Zixia Fairy' also smiled coquettishly and urged the donkey forward, leaving only the 'Supreme Treasure' and 'a pony' where they were.
'Zhizunbao' had no choice but to murmur bitterly: "I endured it in order to wait for my wife!" After saying that, he mounted the pony and chased after him, making 'Zixia' and 'Huang Shaohong' laugh for a while.
To be continued...