Chapter 107 Funny Fat Neighbor
After coming out of the film and television props company, Huang Shaohong already had an ebony box for the knife and a certificate proving that the knife was a handicraft.
This knife cost him 20,000 Chinese coins. Although it was a bit expensive, it suited him very well. It didn’t matter whether it was practical or not. The most important thing was that it looked good!
Yes, this guy is so...exaggerated!
Zhang Qiling’s ‘Black Gold Ancient Sword’ looks very dignified when you take it out.
Holding the wooden box containing the knife, Huang Shaohong walked into the bathroom of a shopping mall. When he came out, the 'Black Gold Ancient Knife' had already been put into his bag.
The great purchase is still not over. I found an electronic products store in the mall. First I bought myself a waterproof smartphone, then I bought some useful electronic products of all kinds, and finally I bought a few more at affordable prices.
A professional aerial photography drone worth RMB 10,000.
In order to cope with various environments after time travel, after he came out of the mall, he found a specialty store selling outdoor survival equipment and spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a complete set of outdoor survival equipment that was said to be imported from Germany.
Although Huang Shaohong thought the price was a bit deceptive, the quality of these things seemed really good, so he didn't care too much. Before leaving, the owner of this outdoor survival store recommended him to join a professional outdoor adventure team, and he didn't hesitate.
's refused.
After leaving the delivery address, Huang Shaohong took a taxi back to his apartment, released Huma from the pet space, let him move around freely, and then used his newly purchased mobile phone to order 'beef + cod + broccoli' for eight people.
Fitness package'.
He ate three portions and gave the rest to Huma. After eating, he turned on the TV and let the lion crawl in front of the sofa to watch TV. He warned him not to break other things, and then he started today's exercise.
Huang Shaohong has his own training plan. What he lacks now is his martial arts foundation and strength. If he wants to regain the unparalleled power of Huang Feihong in the movie world, he must continue to train.
After completing the stance, stretching, boxing and kicking exercises, and then the strength exercises, Huang Shaohong took off his shirt, shirtless and shorts, and began to hit the sandbags with his fists and feet.
Every punch and kick was thrown with all his strength, hitting the sandbag with a "bang" sound. The constant noise made Huma, who was watching cartoons, roll his eyes in dissatisfaction.
Huma was not the only one who was dissatisfied. While Huang Shaohong was continuing to hit the sandbag, the door opened with a bang bang sound.
Huang Shaohong stopped and walked over and looked out through the door mirror. He saw a burly fat man outside the door, banging on the door: "Is there anyone there? Open the door quickly!"
When Huang Shaohong saw that it was a man, he didn't bother to go back to get dressed. He just opened the door with his shirt off and asked the fat man, "What's wrong with you?"
The fat man was fair and fair, and looked to be less than thirty years old. He was wearing short-sleeved T-shirts, a big gold chain as thick as his little finger hanging around his neck, a beeswax bracelet on his left hand, and a string of Dzi beads on his right hand.
, both arms have blue dragon flower arms tattooed on them.
Except for his fair face that looked like a big fat baby, this fat man's whole person was full of the aura of a social person.
At this time, Huang Shaohong was shirtless. After this period of hard training, the muscles on his body had gradually taken shape. Especially now that he had just finished exercising, the muscles all over his body were in a state of congestion and stretched high, which looked a bit intimidating.
The fat man looked at Huang Shaohong's muscles for a few times, then looked at his big belly, then swallowed, and then said softly: "Um, wait for me for a while!"
Huang Shaohong looked confused. When he saw the fat man turning around and leaving without saying a word, he thought to himself that this man must be sick. He closed the door and continued to practice boxing. Less than five minutes later, the sound of banging on the door sounded again, this time.
It was louder than before.
Huang Shaohong walked over and opened the door. As expected, it was still the fat man, but this time the fat man did not come by himself. He was holding a big dog with a yellow mane in his hand, which was a majestic adult Tibetan Mastiff.
When this Tibetan Mastiff saw a stranger, it immediately went crazy and rushed forward to bite him, but the fat man held on tightly to the leash.
This time, the fat man brought the dog with him. He was very confident and scolded him directly: "Boy, you are so sick. How do you get to demolish the wall every day? It's ping ping ping pong. I don't want to pay attention to you. Are you still in high spirits? I'll tell you again."
Believe it or not, the fat man let my little flower die after he made some noise!"
The Tibetan Mastiff named Xiaohua saw his owner getting angry and started biting him even more happily. If the fat man hadn't grabbed hold of him with all his strength, he would have probably charged towards him and committed murder.
But something strange happened at the next moment. Xiaohua, who was still rushing forward desperately, fell silent for an instant, looked behind Huang Shaohong warily, and made a whining sound. The four dog legs didn't know whether it was excitement or fear.
He started to tremble involuntarily, his body bent slightly, and he was ready to pounce.
The fat man didn't understand what was happening to his pet dog. Just as he was about to check the situation, he saw a huge black lion walking over behind Huang Shaohong with an elegant and lazy pace. He immediately felt that the hairs all over his body were shaking.
, my scalp was numb and my legs were a little hard to use.
When Huang Shaohong saw the appearance of a man and a dog, he turned around and said "oh", and then said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, let me introduce you, this is my pet!"
Huma rolled his eyelids, bared his teeth and growled at the Tibetan Mastiff that dared to disturb him from watching cartoons, and then the Tibetan Mastiff named Xiaohua, who was about to pounce, suddenly fell down stiffly, except for vomiting at the mouth.
Except for the white foam, he was motionless and seemed to be scared to death.
The fat man was stronger than his dog. He turned around and ran away with an 'ouch', but his feet became weak and he fell directly to the ground. However, this guy had such a strong desire to survive that he rolled and crawled away using his hands and feet!
Huang Shaohong didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He carefully checked the Tibetan Mastiff lying on the ground and found that it was indeed not breathing. He thought to himself that he had encountered a fake Tibetan Mastiff. From time to time, people said that Tibetan Mastiffs would dare to rush up when they see lions and tigers. Why?
I was scared to death!
He turned around and patted Huma with his palm: "Look at you, you scared that dog to death!"
Huma gave his master a humane look, slowly walked around and turned around, intending to go back and continue watching cartoons.
"What nonsense are you looking at? The police will call the police and they will come to arrest you soon!" Huang Shaohong closed the door and then put Huma into the pet space. As for the dog outside, it is better not to move until then.
The fat man came back and collected the body himself.
Facts have proved that he had a good idea. The method of approaching the police uncle when there is a problem has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. Less than half an hour later, the knock on the door rang again, and a serious voice came in from outside:
"Is anyone here? We are the police, please cooperate and open the door!"
Huang Shaohong knew he couldn't escape, so he looked around the room to make sure that all the things that couldn't be seen were packed into his bag, and then he walked over and opened the door.
Sure enough, behind the three policemen, the fat man was holding his little flower with tears in his eyes!
"That's him. The black lion he raised scared my little flower to death!" The fat man pointed at Huang Shaohong and jumped up. However, he looked at the room nervously, and it seemed that he was ready to wait for Huma to come out and run away.
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A policeman turned around and glared at him: "Why don't you do it yourself?"
The fat man immediately became frightened: "Come on, come on!"
The leading police officer took out his ID and took a look at Huang Shaohong: "Hello, we are from the local police station. Someone complained that you were raising wild beasts in a residential area. Can you take us in to have a look?"
Huang Shaohong glanced at the ID. Sure enough, it was from the nearby police station or the deputy director named Qu Liqin. He immediately nodded: "Hello, Director Qu, there may be a misunderstanding about this matter. You can just take it for granted. How can I be raised at home?"
Where is the beast!"
As he said this, he made a gesture of invitation and led the way. The policemen also had the same intention. They would not be able to bear it if there really was a lion. One of the young policemen even took out his pistol.
The four rooms and two halls were quickly turned around. There was no sign of any wild beast. The three policemen all glared at the fat man, who yelled: "Impossible. He was here just now, but you scared my little flower to death."
Got it!"
Huang Shaohong said in a funny way: "I think you got it wrong, and is your dog a Tibetan Mastiff? How can you be scared to death so easily?"
The fat man had a sad expression on his face: "My little flower has congenital heart disease. You make noises all day long, so I just want to bring it out to scare you. Who would have thought..."
Deputy Director Qu Liqin raised his eyebrows: "Everyone is a dog who takes advantage of others, how could you do it the other way around? Also, I asked you, do you know that large dogs are not allowed in urban areas? You even brought a Tibetan Mastiff to scare you?"
For those who still report false police reports, don’t say anything and come with me to the police station for a walk!"
"Ah..." The fat man was dumbfounded and said aggrievedly: "I am the victim!"
A police officer scolded: "What kind of victim, where is the lion? But it's you, you let the dog scare people, you have tattoos, you don't look like a good person at first glance!"
The fat man was about to cry: "My arms are wearing floral arm gloves, not tattoos!" As he said this, he rolled up his arms and took off two transparent sleeves with blue dragon patterns.
Huang Shaohong now understood what was going on. It must be that his martial arts practice had affected his neighbors, but in the end, this funny fat man actually brought a Tibetan mastiff with a heart disease to scare him.
He also knew that there was something wrong with this matter, so he advised:
"Comrade police, forget it. You blame me for this. Maybe it was because I affected this guy when I was exercising. I'll just be more careful next time!"
Deputy Director Qu looked at Huang Shaohong's fitness equipment and nodded: "Okay, you two are neighbors. Let's talk about anything. If there is a conflict, don't handle it yourself. Remember to call the police!"
Maybe they thought this neighborhood dispute was not a big deal, so after explaining the matter, the three policemen took the elevator downstairs.
Huang Shaohong was a little embarrassed and said to the fat man who was crying: "Brother, how much does your dog cost? How about I compensate you? It's up to me to talk about it. I didn't consider the feelings of my neighbors when I was exercising. I'll tell you later."
If we put some soundproofing measures in the room, it won’t be so loud!”
The fat man thought about it for a moment and felt that he had done a poor job in this matter, and shook his head: "Forget it, we don't know each other even if we don't fight. I think you are quite reasonable. As long as you keep your voice down in the future, it will be fine."
It’s okay, it’s just a pity that I raised Xiaohua from a young age, and I didn’t expect that..."
Seeing that the fat man was sad, Huang Shaohong said a few more sorry words, and then asked his confusion: "Why did you leave without saying anything when you first knocked on the door?"
The fat man smiled bitterly and said: "If you don't show off your muscles, how can I go back and bring Xiaohua out to build up your courage!"
Huang Shaohong is a happy, emotional guy who looks quite burly, but is timid!
After Fatty returned, Huang Shaohong stopped practicing and contacted a decoration company to install soundproofing measures in his gym before resuming exercise.
Chapter completed!