Chapter 708 Your name is so ugly.(2/4)
"The way you avoid it is..."
Lu Ming was curious.
"hey-hey."
The turtle spirit scratched its head, "Because the Duma lineage has a long lifespan, it will naturally have many problems that ordinary people will not encounter, so my vests are..."
"Duma's father, Duma's mother, Duma's grandfather... Duma's son, Duma's daughter, Duma's grandson... Duma's uncle..."
"oh."
"and this."
"Duma's mistress, Duma's illegitimate son, Duma's goddaughter, Duma's teacher, Duma's hat, Duma's toilet paper..."
"etc."
The turtle spirit said hundreds of things in one breath.
"???"
Lu Ming was shocked.
Ganli Niang!
It is indeed the race with the longest lifespan...
Your family relationship is quite complicated...
but.
Just don't say it.
This way the interference of digital harmony is avoided.
"Good job."
Lu Ming comforted.
"Yes!"
The turtle spirit body is full of energy.
"You guys should also learn a little bit..."
Lu Ming's face darkened, "Don't fight with the harmony mechanism."
"oh."
Xiao Xiaohu and the others shrugged their heads.
However.
Just when Lu Ming was about to leave, he saw the freezer spirit choose a pen name and expand it again, such as——
The mistress at minus 90 degrees.
Lu Ming:???
Ganli Niang!
Snapped!
He slapped the freezer away, "Why did you choose this?"
"Minus 69 has been harmonized..."
Freezer is wronged.
"Can't you choose anything else?"
Lu Ming's face darkened.
It’s floating!
Is it that one degree below zero doesn't sound good, or is one hundred degrees below zero not cold enough?
"I just think this sounds better..."
Freezer is wronged.
"..."
Lu Ming shook his head, "Change!"
"yes."
The freezer is honestly a coward.
finally.
It chose a goddaughter whose temperature was minus 30 degrees Celsius, and Lu Ming left with satisfaction.
…
"Smashed?"
Xiao Xiaojian glanced at Lu Ming, "What's wrong with 90 degrees below zero?"
"without."
Lu Ming shook his head and sighed, "It's the author of a book I read before, with this name... I always feel that it's better not to repeat it."
As a programming dog in his previous life, he also watched.
Um……
The author called Ninety Degrees Below Zero, although his writing is a little sloppy, is still very good overall. Things like The Strongest Gene and The Lord of Darkness are all excellent.
"oh……"
Xiao Xiaojian understood.
It turned out to be Lu Ming's own feelings.
Too.
"I also don't like my author to be signed by someone else."
Xiao Xiaojian deeply agreed, "The last time I read a book, there was a person I particularly liked. Later I found out that someone else had written a book with his name, and I was very angry. It was too much, it was simply a humiliation to the author!
"
"oh?"
Lu Ming was curious, "What's the author's name?"
"Anonymous."
Xiao Xiaojian said.
???
Lu Ming's face darkened.
It’s your sister!!!
are you crazy!
If you look for any little H book, most of them will have this name, okay?!
never mind.
Considering Xiao Xiaojian's cultural level, he was too lazy to complain. After walking around the association and confirming that everyone was fine, Lu Ming returned to the office again.
And this time.
Li Haoran came in to report on his work.
"Master."
Li Haoran whispered, "The Card Creators Association will not be able to hold on anymore..."
"when."
Lu Ming raised his eyebrows.
"It's tonight."
Li Haoran whispered, "We might actually start a fight."
"rest assured."
Lu Ming smiled slightly, "After all...I can't get to that step..."
"Why?"
Li Haoran scratched his head.
Master...
Why is Master so confident?
…
To be continued...