Chapter 1 Ask the village chief if you are indecisive about foreign affairs
All morning, Zhang Xiaoxi squatted on the street in a very sad mood. Looking at the men and women in ancient costumes coming and going on the street, Zhang Xiaoxi felt that he could not complain.
After observing for a while, I found that except for the two little kids who were chasing and fighting, everyone did not have the same meaning. So the hope of the last time I walked to the set was also shattered. Zhang Xiaoxi suddenly felt that Yalishan was big.
As a senior otakus, he is very aware of reality. In fact, from the time he made the choice to save people in the morning, he knew that his cute life was probably about to be explained. However, as a four-person otakus born in New China and raised under the red flag, a fiercely bloody man who bravely rushed to the guard tower and sent blood to countless girls, Zhang Xiaoxi, an excellent single young man who said "You are such a good person" to countless girls, could not watch a young life pass away from his eyes, and there was still a loli falling into the water, so Zhang Xiaoxi, who had not even taken off her pants (hey, why is it strange) jumped and jumped out of the water. On the shore, Misaka Mikoto, who had just bought from the animation festival, lying quietly on the grass, but unfortunately Zhang Xiaoxi could no longer help her change her clothes.
"Ahhhh! I don't know which bastard is cheaper!" A last thought flashed through Zhang Xiaoxi's mind.
When he opened his eyes again, he had already arrived at this place where he killed a lot. According to Zhang Xiaoxi's intention, he originally planned to investigate for a while (you are just an otaku and don't want to move, dear). Unfortunately, the weather was too cold. Zhang Xiaoxi's novice clothes were too refreshing. In the end, his body defeated his will. Zhang Xiaoxi, who was vaguely cold, stood up staggeringly.
"You brother, can you tell which dynasty is it now?"
"I don't know, you go and ask the village chief." The vegetable seller smiled and left with a silly shoulder. Zhang Xiaoxi was stunned. I asked the village chief, "I know where your village is."
"Does this aunt know which dynasty and generation are now?"
"Oh, scholars are amazing." The old lady with a nose-picking face looked gloomy. "Does she give exam questions on the street? Do you look down on us or something? Everyone comes and take a look. Scholars despise people..."
Zhang Xiaoxi, who fled in panic, grabbed an uncle, "Can you tell the boy which dynasty and generation is now?"
"Go and go, I'm just upset." Client A slapped his hand away (you are so old that you still go to the prostitute's yard!).
"This beautiful kid, come on, brother, test you a few questions."
"Do you have any Tangtang?"
Zhang Xiaoxi touched her empty pockets and laughed at herself, "Little brother, please answer first, and I will buy it for you after answering." (There is too no limit on cheating on children)
"Tsk... who are you lying to, the poor guy." Xiao Zhengtai was extremely smart and saw through someone's trick at first sight. After despising him, he went to play with Xiao Luoli beside him.
Zhang Xiaoxi stood there in amazement. Which dynasty did this man have such a strange crowd. His premonition was getting stronger and stronger.
"Hey, are you okay?" said a voice behind him.
Zhang Xiaoxi turned around and saw a woman in white wearing a thorn hairpin in front of the tofu stall frowning at him, her expression was cool and she was a little concerned.
Zhang Xiaoxi raised her eyes and almost thought that she had seen the fairy descending to earth. Even compared to the stars she had seen on online TV, the woman in white in front of her was extremely beautiful. Her beauty was not the kind of jasper in her family, but the beauty that exuded heroic spirit all over her body. Well, if she was not holding a kitchen knife but a long sword in her hand, it would be even more perfect.
After the woman in white handed the chopped tofu to the aunt beside her, she asked lightly, "Have you recovered from your illness? You're running around outside."
Only then did Zhang Xiaoxi realize that the woman in white had a cold face just now was not because she had any objections to her, but because she was born to be a cold iceberg beauty.
Tsk tsk, there is also this type of tofu Xishi. Zhang Xiaoxi sighed in his heart.
The woman in white saw him lowering her head and not speaking, a hint of pity flashed in her eyes. Unfortunately, she still had no expression and said coldly, "Brother Zhang, please feel sorry for me. Lingzun and Lingtang's spirit in heaven must not want to see you like this."
"Yeah." Zhang Xiaoxi nodded subconsciously, oh? Wait, what about the Lingzun Lingtang's spirit in the sky, and it seems that the Tofu sister in front of her actually knows me! Oh, no, it's my ex-brother.
Could it be that I am the rumored body-taking of the world?! Zhang Xiaoxi has felt that her body was a little strange since before, and it seems that she has not yet developed completely, but with his former otakus's thin body, he is not much better. In addition, all his mind was trying hard to think about where I came from, which is the ultimate problem in the history of human thought. When he came back to his senses, he realized that his body was no longer the same body.
Well, twisted and touched, Zhang Xiaoxi was trying hard to feel this body, which was about fourteen or fifteen years old, and probably didn't exercise much. Zhang Xiaoxi didn't feel much vitality unique to young people. Combined with the book-gown gown on her body, the answer was about to come out. This kid was probably squatting at home before.
The beauty in white looked at Zhang Xiaoxi suddenly touched her without any signs. Her face, which had no expression, changed color and said angrily, "Please respect yourself, brother Zhang."
Zhang Xiaoxi awkwardly withdrew his right hand that was about to touch his butt, and his face felt hot. He hurriedly covered up, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my hand cramps just now."
The woman in white was about to get angry, but after seeing Zhang Xiaoxi's embarrassed expression, she couldn't help but soften again. She sighed and asked, "What are your plans in the future? Are you planning to find a living or continue to study and wait for the provincial examination?"
"I don't know either." Zhang Xiaoxi scratched his head and waited for the provincial examination? Just kidding, is this magical experience of the college entrance examination still too little? Although it can be justified for a while, afterwards, I heard from the beauty that my parents in this world have already died. Looking at her clothes and empty pockets, I know that there must be no inheritance left. Although it is good to stay, it is not possible to sit and eat the whole country.
The woman in white raised her eyebrows when she heard this, "A man is just protecting her parents. Haven't she even considered her future?"
Zhang Xiaoxi felt all kinds of injustice in his heart. He almost called out this beauty. I came here in the morning, but in the end he could only smile and couldn't speak.
The woman in white saw that he was thin and looked down and out, and couldn't say anything more harshly. She turned around and served a bowl of tofu and handed it to Zhang Xiaoxi, "Here, I have only this here. You can drink a bowl to suffice your stomach first."
Zhang Xiaoxi was already hungry and dizzy when he heard this, but he didn't take the tofu handed over by the beauty in white. He blushed and said, "How much...it's more."
"Sanwen." The woman in white said lightly.
"I... I may not have brought any money." Zhang Xiaoxi whispered as she stared at her cloth shoes.
Chapter completed!