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Chapter 488: Laying the Net(1/2)

He Lie: "You are Han Jue's first disciple. If you make a mistake, he will not expel you from the teacher immediately. I have been a teacher, and I know this, so don't worry."

"I'm not the eldest brother..."

Wang Songjie: "How many times have you said before that you will be expelled from the sect? Now you have to be like this?"

"The situation was different from now on, now this is..."

Luo Peiqi: "You are afraid of this and that, you are silly and whispering, which really embarrass Teacher Han! As a disciple, you should not only learn the master's skills, but also learn the master's spirit! Do you think you have learned the spirit of Teacher Han?"

"After the master comes back..."

Chen He: "Stop talking nonsense, this matter is decided like this! Warn you, don't inform me!"

【.】

“…”

Zhang Zishang was surrounded by his colleagues, like a small boat in the waves. Every time he was halfway through his words, he would be interrupted like a relay, and he would make pranks on Han Jue's rationality.

It's simply another form of linguistic violence.

Huang Jin sat firmly on Diaoyutai, saying nothing, his face smiled as bright as a dog's tail flower, quietly watching the development of the situation.

Zhang Zishang is against four, and that [Four] is an old fox in the variety show industry. Zhang Zishang, who is a fledgling player, is obviously not an opponent and has been at a disadvantage. Zhang Zishang's words are almost worn out and cannot persuade his colleagues who are enthusiastic. Finally, he can only repeat the sentence: "Think twice... pranks or something, it's really dangerous..."

It was obvious that Huang Jin came out to be that fake bad guy.

"Don't make things difficult for Zishang." Huang Jin said.

Zhang Zishang was very moved, and he raised his breath and went over to hug Huang Jin hard.

Huang Jin hugged Zhang Zishang, patted Zhang Zishang on the shoulder with great understanding, and then continued: "Anyway, whether the sonshang agree or disagree, they cannot change the plan for this prank."

Huang Jin finally learned Zhang Zishang's expression and tone and said, "Don't feel comfortable? If you feel uncomfortable, go out, stop recording!"

Zhang Zishang was so angry that he immediately took back his arms on Huang Jin's shoulder to show his brothers' good arms, and instead beat them to the ground with a punch.

Chen He and his friends burst into laughter, and walked forward with great lewdness to pull Zhang Zishang away, forcibly suppressing, saying that the wheel of history is rolling forward, and Zhang Zishang tried to stop history, which was like a mantis armed mantis.

Zhang Zishang crawled on the table with his eyes blank and murmured: "I'm dead, I'm dead..."

I don’t know if it’s saying that he’s dead or that others are dead.

Seeing that he was pitiful, Huang Jin said, "Often people want to be played by us, but we are too lazy to mess with it. We want to get close to your master immediately, so we think about playing tricks on him."

"real?"

"Of course it's true!" Huang Jin looked affirmative, "Think about it, when you came here to work on the first day, we also used pranks to welcome you? Think about it afterwards, did we become close immediately?"

Chen He and others cooperated with Huang Jin and immediately "Yes, right" and "Yes, yes," with a very sincere expression.

Zhang Zishang fell into a trap and was confused and felt that it was reasonable.

When Zhang Zishang first entered "Extreme Man", he was welcomed by the host and the program team to use pranks.

Very impressed.

At that time, Zhang Zishang became a new member of "Extreme Man". When he came to work for the first time, he was very happy. He kept talking about how hard he worked on his first day at work. He was particularly happy. However, when he passed by the TV station gate, Zhang Zishang saw a large group of people gathered in the open space. Those people didn't shout slogans, and just held up signs silently, which wrote words on it that protested Zhang Zishang as a new member of "Extreme Man".

The young Zhang Zishang knew that as long as he was an artist, there would inevitably be black fans. Even Zhang Yiman had black fans, let alone him. Zhang Zishang had searched many black fans online. At that time, he felt uncomfortable, but he didn't feel much real. This day, it was the first time he saw black fans face to face, and it felt very different.

Zhang Zishang looked at the brands of [Zhang Zishang Go back to be an idol!] and [Boycott Zhang Zishang!], and it was like the coldest day, and tears were rolling in his eyes.

Later, when he started recording the program, Zhang Zishang adjusted his mood and worked extra hard, laughing like nothing happened. However, halfway through the recording, those black fans suddenly broke into the recording site. The program team was in chaos, and Huang Jinchen He went forward to stop him. Zhang Zishang was so scared that he could not think about how many people who protested could sneak into the TV station in large numbers. Zhang Zishang looked helpless and hid behind his colleagues and shivered.

Finally, when the protesters turned over the sign and showed their negative words to welcome Zhang Zishang, Zhang Zishang realized that he had been tricked. After his spirit was relaxed, he really cried.

Amid the comfort of everyone, Zhang Zishang sobbed and said that when he saw the black fans downstairs not long ago, he was so scared.

Chen He, who is always annoying in the show, patted Zhang Zishang on the shoulder and said that he would cover him in the future.

At that time, Zhang Zishang was still a gentle sheep. After knowing that he had been played by a prank, his first thought was to feel extremely glad. After this prank, Zhang Zishang did follow the question.

But Han Jue is different from him.

"But I still think it's dangerous and I don't recommend everyone to do this." Zhang Zishang said.

"Enough, if you really can't bear it, don't join the plan. Just watch it from the side." Everyone felt that Zhang Zishang was really timid.

"Do you think I'm protecting myself by stopping the prank? Well? I'm protecting you! If the prank is halfway through, the master will be angry and can't stand it. Before you can reveal the secret, the master will give someone of you a heavy punch." Zhang Zishang slapped the table, mourning his misfortune and looking at everyone indifferently, "What should I do?"

The scene was strangely quiet for a few seconds, and everyone looked at each other, and imagined that Han Jue was punched, and felt a little scared.

"It seems to be really dangerous, otherwise..." Luo Peiqi said embarrassedly.

"Not afraid!" Huang Jin is worthy of being the headmaster. He has made perfect plans and has prepared a secret weapon to deal with Han Jue. "I told Zhang Yiman about this. If Han Jue gets angry at that time, I will connect Zhang Yiman's cell phone on the spot. She will help us soothe the angry Han Jue!"

"Wow~" everyone was amazed and praised Huang Jin's many tricks.

Zhang Zishang took a breath. He didn't know whether Huang Jin accidentally hit the show for the effect, or whether the rumors leaked from the circle, so he worshipped the true Bodhisattva and firmly grasped Han Jue's weakness, giving everyone the confidence to not be afraid of Han Jue.

"The inspiration for the last [Concert Special]." Huang Jin explained proudly. He witnessed the cruel and indifferent Han Jue and Zhang Zishang's partner in [Stone Bar] how he was willing to take a step back.

After leaving the back road, I started discussing how to play tricks.

Start brainstorming.

He Lie took the initiative and took the lead in proposing: "When Han Jue was walking on the road, a hundred men dressed in tough clothes walked out with baseball bats, water pipes, etc. When he saw Han Jue, he shouted [It's him!], and then ran towards Han Jue with murderous aura on his face?"

"Hahahaha! This is good! This is good!" Huang Jin wrote this plan on the whiteboard behind him.

Immediately afterwards, someone came to refute and found the loophole:

“Oh, this is too pediatric.”

"What if Han Jue picked up the wine bottle on the roadside or something, and really beat the actor? I think he can do this."

“I think…”

Huang Jin cleaned the plan on the whiteboard completely, "Next!"

Everyone rushed to speak, and said one by one the prank plans. But unfortunately, several plans were asked tricky questions from various angles and were invalidated.

In the end, they stumbling between each other, as if they were at the scene of graduation defense. When one person talked, the other few became mentors and asked various questions about the respondent's paper.

Among them, there is also because Han Jue's [accidentality] in the variety show was too unsolvable, so many plans were rejected by a sentence [What if Han Jue beats someone]. Moreover, Han Jue is now a very eye-catching "survival master". The [invisible magic] planned by one hand amazed the [trick world], and ordinary pranks are bound to be useless.

Except for the directors who secretly recorded all the plans one by one behind the camera, most of the hosts were frustrated.

But the more depressed he is, the more he wants to climb over Han Jue, the big mountain in the prank industry.

"I'll do it!" Shen He raised his hand high and attracted everyone's eyes. He grinned and said proudly: "When we were having lunch together, we put a nest of fake cockroaches in the bento we gave him. How about it? It's sure to scare him as soon as it is opened!"

"Vomit, nausea!"

"You suggested that you sit next to Han Jue. If Han Jue is frightened, the bento will just be thrown on you."

"What if Han Jue is not afraid of insects?" someone asked.

"Then what is he afraid of?" Shen He asked back.

Everyone looked at Zhang Zishang's face in a tacit understanding.

"What are Han Jue afraid of?" Huang Jin asked Zhang Zishang.

"Fear of death." Zhang Zishang blurted out, and there was no need to think.

Huang Jin and others laughed. Han Jue's weaknesses exposed in "Let's Fall in Love" are well known. Han Jue's appearance in the amusement park and walking the suspension bridge in Qiong Province is so impressive.

Seeing that the image of his master seemed to be damaged, Zhang Zishang immediately maintained it and gave a further explanation of the matter of [Han Jue is afraid of death]:

"The master said that he was not very afraid of death. The reason why he was afraid of death was because he was afraid that after his death, the cat at home would not be taken care of. The cat was only close to the master. If others could not raise it, he would become a wild cat. He was also afraid... good friends were sad, and even more afraid that they had not had time to finish reading the movie novels and comics of this world."

It was originally something that was touching, but the effect was greatly reduced when it was said by the flatterer Zhang Zishang.

Huang Jin continued to ask: "What else is he afraid of besides fearing death?"

"I'm afraid that someone will put fragile items like plates or glass on the edge of the table, I'm afraid that I'll forget to close the door when I go out, and I'll forget to lock the window before going to bed..."

“…can you come with something constructive.”

"I'm afraid that something outside the plan will happen," said Zhang Zishang.

"This is good, this can be used!" Huang Jin wrote this sentence in the middle of the whiteboard, and then called on everyone to start doing mind maps together.

Everyone was talking about their brains, but one was still rejected.

After half an hour of heated discussion, there was still only the lonely sentence [thing outside the plan] on the whiteboard.

"School, please say!"

"It's not good."

"It's time for this, you have no way out," Huang Jin smiled kindly and came to bewitch people's hearts again. "You are so stubborn now, and you should be scolded. But you still have some benefits and don't earn much weight. Han Jue watched the show later and found that he made such a big sacrifice. As a result, you have a pitiful shot. What would he think? He would feel that he had sacrificed in vain. You are not pleased with both sides and are too stupid. At that time, you are a disciple. You will be really miserable."

After Zhang Zishang thought about it, he found that this was indeed the case.

In Huang Jin's expectant gaze, Zhang Zishang sighed. The sigh was like a crack in the stone bricks inside a castle.

"School, tell me what you think?" Huang Jin asked.

Zhang Zishang sorted out his thoughts and opened his eyes, his eyes shining with dazzling brilliance!

"Master is suspicious by nature, has the delusion of persecuting, and does not trust the whole world," Zhang Zishang talked freely. "So, the first rule for this prank plan is that we must never add drama to ourselves! Master is the director, and if his acting skills are too bad, he will see through it on the spot! Don't add anything to it. My master has taught me, [less is more]!"
To be continued...
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