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Chapter 168: The Wednesday Late Night Show (Part 2)

After Han Jue came to the United States, every time he spoke English in front of the American people, they would definitely [wow] once, and then looked at Han Jue with the eyes of pandas.

Han Jue has experienced this situation for a hundred times and is almost annoyed.

It is actually not accurate to say that pandas are like ones, because pandas in this life are not as rare as in the previous life.

Now in "Wednesday Late Night Show", Han Jue greeted the audience in fluent English as soon as he appeared. The audience looked like they were looking at the gray pandas. Chinese people who know English are not rare, but Han Jue, who is [unlearning and ignorant], secretly learned English, which is very strange.

"Hi, hello everyone." Han Jue greeted the audience.

"Welcome," the host shook hands with Han Jue, and did not immediately invite Han Jue to sit down. Instead, he looked up and down and asked playfully, "Wow, just listening to this sentence is very fluent in English. Will you interview in English next? Or do you only know this sentence [Hi everyone]?"

The audience laughed and then looked at Han Jue expectantly. They did not expect Han Jue to speak fluently in English, they just hoped that Han Jue's sudden English accent would make them laugh.

"emmm..." Han Jue wrapped his hands around and held his chin and pondered.

The host browsed.

Chinese people have a habit of using [that] to delay time when they meditate and organize languages. [that] in Chinese is very similar to [that] in English, which often leads to misunderstandings. Even if they know that this is not intentional, they still feel harsh when they hear it.

The host's smile remained unchanged, but he was thinking in his heart how to help Han Jue smooth things over after Han Jue said that [that].

Fortunately, Han Jue did not make this mistake. After a while, Han Jue said in fluent English:

"Maybe both Chinese and English are used. Before I went on stage, the director told me not to speak vocabulary that is easy to be silenced, because it seems that there is a review department here. But I am used to leaving a way out for myself. Once I can't help but curse, I use Chinese to say "Sunshine on the Beach" and I hope everyone can pretend not to understand."

After saying that, Han Jue smiled harmlessly.

The host was also so funny that he pretended to be stupid, spread his hands together, and said, "What [Sunlight on the Beach]? What does it mean? I don't understand. Have you been basking in the sun recently?"

The audience below was hilarious. There were many people who knew Chinese language here for Han Jue’s dissatisfaction with the cleverness of the review department, and they could know what the brilliant method of [Sunshine on the Beach] was. At the same time, they also cheered and applauded Han Jue’s stunning English.

If the favorability can be digitized, then everyone's friendship with Han Jue will instantly increase to 80.

Originally it was 50.

The audience laughs, and the host laughs too.

Amid the audience's laughter, the host invited Han Jue to take his seat.

In the entire venue, two single sofas are placed in the middle of the venue at a certain angle. People sitting on the sofa can easily interact with the audience and communicate with the host.

Now that the show has just started, the effect is so good, the host started to become naughty and asked, "By the way, do you know my name?"

"I know." Han Jue nodded calmly.

"You know? Wow, I don't know I'm so famous." The host was overjoyed.

"Does this require you to be very famous?" Han Jue asked in confusion, and then said confidently, "This show is called "Wednesday Late Show", so you are [Wednesday], right?"

"Hahahaha! Wednesday, hat the ffff..." Due to a certain review department, Erin did not read the last word in full. But the audience knew what she wanted to say.

Erin is a blond, blue-eyed short-haired woman. She is nearly two older than Han Jue but does not look old. Her smile is very contagious. She has been working in the entertainment industry for more than 30 years and has hosted this talk show for more than ten years. She has interviewed many Chinese celebrities, but there are almost no Chinese celebrities who speak fluent English among them.

Han Jue was the first one she interviewed. She seems to feel good now.

Erin started an official visit:

"So, why come to America? Why?"

The audience also restrained their laughter and began to listen to the interview carefully.

Han Jue thought for a while and said, "If there is a place where you can adapt, but you still can't adapt. You are happy but still unhappy. What should I do? Intuition tells me: It's not suitable to stay here for a long time. So, I'm here."

"So that's the case," Erin nodded, then suddenly changed his voice and asked, "Where is the truth?"

"Actually, when I was worried about living expenses, Kevin suddenly found me and said, "Come to America and sing]. I thought I was stupid enough. There were even more stupid people in the entertainment industry than me. So what should I do? He was so simple, I was very worried that he had been cheated of money by others. Finally, after thinking about it, in order to prevent him from being hurt by a liar, I could only agree to him. So now, I'm here." Han Jue explained the so-called real situation seriously, spreading his hands, and the expression on his face seemed to have done a good thing.

The audience and the host wanted to hit him very much.

After laughing for a while, Erin looked at Han Jue and said with a wicked smile: "Is that so? It doesn't seem like this."

Then she waved her hand, like a [hands-on] code.

Han Jue thought the lie was exposed, so Erin raised her arms and asked the audience to hit him. She was very nervous.

As a result, the audience below did not rush up, but just stared at Han Jue's back and exclaimed a whistle.

When Han Jue turned around, he saw that the big screen behind was the residence of the high-end apartment he exposed when he was participating in "Let's Fall in Love".

"But I think you don't seem to be short of money recently." Erin said at the right time.

Although Han Jue's old residences are all exaggerated hotel style and mixed styles, they seem unbearable to those who have some aesthetic pursuits, they really look scared by laymen at first glance because the house is big enough.

"Actually, it was a house allocated by the agency. I have moved out for a long time." Han Jue explained.

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No."

"There should be more than two bathrooms in this house. If you don't have a girlfriend, how do you use them?"

"Okay, there are three bathrooms in total. One is used to brush my teeth, one is used to wash my face, and the last one is used to hide and cry because I can't find my girlfriend."

"Unreasonable, too unreasonable. I absolutely don't believe you can't find a girlfriend," Erin heard Han Jue's words and couldn't find a girlfriend, just as annoying as hearing a top student in the school saying that she didn't do well in the exam. "I can get at least five men in a bar when I go to the bar. What about you?"

"Zero," Han Jue shook his head, "I'm not gay, I won't accept men's numbers, so, zero."

"f...Who asked you this..." Erin looked ridiculous.

Han Jue's expression at this moment was like a Chinese who could not understand English at all, with a look of confusion.

Erin was amused by Han Jue and couldn't help feeling:

"I heard that you participated in my program. I originally planned to do what your parents and the legal system should have done long ago, just to teach you a lesson. But now... I have read your information. During the period when you debuted, I also heard about it in the United States. I also paid attention to you, but you did a lot of wrong things later. I didn't expect to interview you on my program. It's been so long, and now you have changed so much."

Some of the audience searched for Han Jue's deeds because of curiosity. At this time, I heard Aileen say this, and I felt that Han Jue has changed a lot.

Then Erin raised her palm to the audience below and said, "Everyone, I swear Han Jue's current appearance is not designed by our program team. He is really different from before. It is really necessary for everyone to get to know him again."

Whether it is sincere or designed, this is a way to help Han Jue clean up his previous bad image.

Then Erin faced Han Jue and continued to ask: "Do you hate yourself before? How did you reconcile with yourself?"

"I haven't hated myself. It doesn't even matter. Also, I don't know what reconciliation is. You can fight with yourself and force me to see."

"Your career is rejuvenating too quickly. Do you have any tips to share with you?"

"The reason why most people are not doing enough is that they were good kids in the past. More importantly, God did not give everyone an unfortunate childhood."

"Are you sure you are not a fan? How can you say that old saying, water can carry a boat, or..."

"Roading." Han Jue whispered.

"What?" Erin asked.

"You can also overturn your boat. Your Chinese language is good." Han Jue said with a haha ​​and said.

"Haha, that's it."

"During that period, you continued to be lost, so why didn't you completely withdraw from the entertainment industry?"

"I stayed in the entertainment industry and didn't leave. I'm here to give you a shot of a cardiotherapy. After all, even a person like me can debut and not die. So what are you waiting for?"-

Because I used to just want to do what I like, but now I am trying to find fun in it no matter what I do. In fact, these are two amazing abilities. I have always been pursuing the former, and the path to realizing the former is only the latter. So, I am what I am now-

Are you mature?-

No no no no, I've never been mature, I just learned to disguise-

So, you won't scold people anymore?-

You may not be able to beat you anymore. I have a bodyguard and can’t beat you myself. I will definitely scold you. Since my self-awareness and others’ views on you are always biased, I want to please myself the most. So I think I still need to maintain a certain degree of malice, because I am afraid of losing my sharpness and I don’t want to become round. When everyone praises me one day, I will think I have done something wrong.
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