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Chapter 250

In the first row of the cinema, Paris Hilton came in with his sister group and found Ronan's side.

"This is Ronan, a famous Hollywood producer and the owner of Relativity Entertainment Group." Paris Hilton first introduced Ronan to the two girls around him, and then pulled over a girl with a similar appearance to her, and introduced: "Ronan, this is Nikki, my sister, you have seen it at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel."

Ronan shook hands with Nikki Hilton and said with a smile: "Hello, welcome to participate in the premiere."

Nikki Hilton looked more quiet than Paris Hilton and said, "I must support my sister's first movie."

Ronan said politely again: "Miss Nicky is the honor of the Embassy Film and Relativity Entertainment."

The Hilton sisters were not good at sluts later, and none of them were simple. I vaguely remember that Nikki Hilton later married a man named Rothschild.

Just by listening to this surname, I also know that the other party’s identity is different.

Among many literary works in Ronan's previous life, Rothschild was a world master.

Regardless of whether it is true or not, it looks quite scary anyway.

Paris Hilton then pulled a girl with a dark skin: "Ronan, this is Nicole Ritchie, my good friend."

Ronan shook hands with her and said with a smile: "I'm glad to know you, Miss Ritchie."

This girl is short and fat, and she is still a completely unfamiliar face. Ronan is a little difficult to understand. Paris Hilton has such a type of friends.

Could it be green leaves?

It is said that girls who think they are beautiful will look for ordinary girls as companions.

Nicole Ritchie is also generous. She may have been from a wealthy family. She can't be an ordinary person if she can get along with Paris Hilton.

Unless it will be like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears who have made a big fame.

Ronan also introduced Tony Koch to three girls, and the identity of the boss of a German film company also made Tony Koch feel very proud.

After sitting down, Ronan learned from Paris Hilton that Nicole Ritchie is indeed not an ordinary person, and her father is Lionel Ritchie.

In other words, Nicole Ritchie is a black mixed race.

Ronan looked over there with curiosity and found that Uvi Ball was talking to Nicole Richie. The two seemed to be having a very speculative conversation.

Could it be that you want to fool Nicole Ritchie into his next movie?

If Ubao can invest from her father, it is not impossible to consider it.

The big screen lights up, the theater gradually becomes quiet, "House of Death" begins its premiere, and everyone's eyes are all on the big screen.

Most of the crew have actually never seen this video.

But seeing Ronan and Uvi Ball's confident look, they all thought it would be an extraordinary masterpiece.

This movie is indeed extraordinary.

Pedro finally waited for the movie he was looking forward to, but he did not immediately see his rich and beautiful goddess.

What is the opening of the movie? A bunch of mosaic-like things swayed around, like blurry game scenes, which made Pedro a little dizzy. Fortunately, the constipation-like DJ in the background music sometimes woke him up...

Then various characters with complex relationships appeared, and Pedro also saw his goddess Bai Fumei.

That look, that figure, that look, and that temperament are simply no one else!

Besides these? Besides the goddess Bai Fumei? What is the movie? Pedro was covered in a head, and in the first ten minutes a group of idiot young men were swaying there, saying boring lines, and rushing to the island of death.

Everyone knows it is the Island of Death, but they still want to go. Isn’t it because I am in my head?

Apart from the goddess Bai Fumei, this film is really average. Are the inferior films used in the picture? Why is it not clear at all?

Fortunately, there are beautiful girls to watch, which is not boring.

After a quarter of it, the film suddenly changed its style, and it changed from a middle-second boy film to a brainless zombie film.

In the fourth row, people who were critics, including Eric, stared at him and were stunned.

This... this movie is too... there is no lower limit, right? This is a video released across the United States. You are so bad at shooting, so you are embarrassed to take it out to show it? Director, do you still have to have a good face?

The sequel to "Blair the Witch" is so bad that the White House in Washington is better than you!

However, Eric quietly breathed a sigh of relief. He signed the agreement and got such a large sum of money. While he was happy, he was somewhat psychologically burdened. After all, this kind of transaction was not a glorious thing. As a film critic who was a little famous, he was also shameless.

Although the confidentiality agreement stipulates that neither party can disclose this matter to the public, as a shameless film critic, Eric can't help feeling guilty when he dreams of it at midnight.

Who would have thought that this director was much shameless than him and made the film so badly!

If it is just a plot or editing, that's reasonable, but every shot is so bad, what does it mean? Is this director level amateur?

Eric's guilt and psychological burden were gone. As a film critic with good professional qualities and morality, such bad movies not only need to be criticized, but also have very sharp criticism!

Especially the director and actors with negative acting skills must wake them up!

Is this the responsibility of the film critic?

Eric swears, he turned around and scolded the film because it was so bad that it had nothing to do with that money.

It's really the movie that has been bad to a certain level.

Basically, after the movie has pulled over a quarter, there will be a 10-minute gun battle every five minutes.

It seems to be to please game fans, and the director's adaptation and shooting methods are also very creative (incidence): tough insertion of the game screen.

I don’t know how much money I saved in shooting lenses and making special effects!

Real Lima will save money!

The director's lens design and shooting techniques can reach the sky.

There are nearly ten gun-holding characters in total, each, Eric swears, that is, every one, including the silly white sweet that was hyped before, has a 360-degree rotation close-up.

Every major character will be set in place and then given a 360-degree close-up. The screen will slowly turn red. Is it inspiration? It should be the way the protagonist in the game died. Director, how could you just hit a game on the screen. Over?

If you shoot well and act well, it is indeed a selling point, but what about it?

Is the camera lighting a stage lighting? Even his amateur level knows that can film lighting and stage lighting be the same?

Maybe it's because I don't have money.

The whole movie is just a few scenes, and a few people are going back and forth to play around!

Basically, the monsters have difficulty seeing the outline, mostly hidden in the darkness.

The only selling points are violence and blood.

I don’t know how many tons of tomato sauce were sprinkled during the filming.

But no matter how you look at it, it's all a mess.

There are also actors' performances, but other actors are fine, at least they can guarantee fifty. What's wrong with Paris Hilton's silly white sweetness? Can you act? In addition to showing more, can you perform more perfunctorily?

Literary dramas are not good, it’s better to be careful with fighting dramas.

But who designed the silly and sweet action scene? Can you take it well?

Sisy Bai Tian went to kick the zombie, and the kicking kicked the zombie was not as high as the knee. After the zombie was kicked down, the position of the second child exploded...

This is really speechless.

Eric took a deep breath and told himself, I want to endure! Tolerance! Tolerance!

Then, a gunfight scene appeared, and Eric was in a bad mood. He felt that the film was really ruined by the director.

The "bullet time" of "The Matrix" actually appeared in the picture...

This is nothing. It is a good habit for Hollywood to follow the trend by learning and using it. When it comes to the Hollywood industry, it is also called "Salute to the classics".

But are you paying tribute? Is this an insult to the classic?

The speed and shape of the bullet look like a flying locust, and it is still staggering. People and zombies are standing in the air for more than twenty seconds, right?

Also, what the hell is that you haven't completely erased the wire hanging behind the actors and zombies?

This big battle was definitely the most evil and chaotic battle ever seen by Eric.

In the later scene, he felt like the director was stabbing his anus with a big steel pipe, and it was neither standing nor standing nor...

Finally, Eric leaned on the back of the chair and saw only the deep malicious intention on the big screen. What was the director filming? Was he making fun of people?

With the director's imaginative technique, who else can compete with him? A genius! Absolute genius!

It's time to see the fool!

When the movie subtitles appeared, Eric sat blankly on the chair. At this moment, the name of this extraordinary horror masterpiece has been surrounding him. This is a nightmare that has been watching the movie for many years. He thought he had watched so many horror movies. He had to admit that no work has ever brought him such a deep shock.

After watching this movie, Eric completely changed his understanding of horror movies. The plot and bloody scenes left a huge shadow in his heart and could not be wiped away for a long time.

The movie was over, and Eric looked around. The reporters from the media and his colleagues were all a little stunned. It seemed that this movie had a new boundary for bad movies.

No one speaks, no one is willing to speak.

Because when faced with such a film, there is nothing to say.

The audience behind was also quiet. Pedro saw the rich and rich beauty stabbed by the big boss, and died, and he didn't know what to say.

Although he is attractive in white, rich and beautiful, he only feels fooled after watching the video.

Why does my goddess want to star in such a bad movie?

The theater was in a strange silence, and there was no polite applause for a moment, as if everyone was frightened.
Chapter completed!
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