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Chapter 553 I treat you as a friend, don't keep thinking about making me your father!

Ye Tian: “…”

He didn't expect that this child would be so stupid and believe it so naively.

He was speechless for a moment!

He turned his back to Dahua and said lightly: "The family's internal skills are passed on to his son, not to outsiders!"

Dahua got up, but walked into Ye Tian's vision, knelt down again and hesitated for a moment, and then shouted seriously: "Dad!"

Ye Tian was shocked!

What he said didn't mean that!

I don’t want you to be my son, but I mean I only teach it to my son. Uh (⊙o⊙)… It seems that there is nothing wrong with it!

I fucked, I didn’t expect that Dahua you are such a person.

I treat you as a friend, but you actually want to be my son!

He Ling: "Puff"

Huang Lei: "Puff"

He Ling and Huang Lei, who were drinking water as melon-eating crowds, squirted directly!

He looked at the two of them in amazement. He just became a disciple and now he recognizes his father.

This plot develops a bit overdue, too fast!

If they remember correctly, Dahua is older than Ye Tian.

The same goes for the audience in the live broadcast room of the program team.

"puff"

"Puff"

"I'm going to this bend a bit urgent!"

"This plot is developing too fast, I'm a little unresponsive!"

"Mad, I was drinking milk just now. When I heard this, I sprayed it directly. Now my female colleague looked at me with a complicated look on her face, because I sprayed him, what should I do? Wait online! Urgent!"

"Why did you suddenly call me dad?"

"Dahua, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

"But he said that his internal skills can only be taught to his son, and then he will recognize the anchor as his father in a while! I just want to call 666 for this trick!"

"Who said Dahua is stupid? I didn't even react when I turned around this bend!"

"Hahaha... I'm so laughing to death. The plot is so unpredictable!"

"Forgive me for being unkind and laughed at me!"

"In terms of fraud ability, I will obey the anchor!"

"The first time I heard someone say that laziness is so fresh and refined."

"I used to not believe that others could fool people into calling people dad, but now I believe it!"

"Awesome, the longest path I have walked now is the anchor's routine!"

"It makes my stomach hurt so much that I laugh, it makes me relieve myself so much!!!"

...

"Stop making trouble!"

He Ling hurriedly walked forward and helped Dahua up.

After all, this is in a variety show, and the impact is very bad. Moreover, Dahua itself is an artist, which has a great impact on itself.

Huang Lei also hurriedly said: "Dahua, Ye Tian is fooling you. The human body does not have any photosynthesis. Only plants have photosynthesis!"

However, Dahua said with a serious look on his face, "Teacher He and Mr. Huang, I really want to become a disciple! I have had a dream of martial arts since I was a child. I once swore that once I met someone who knows internal skills, I will definitely become a disciple. Now it is the closest step to my dream, and I will definitely not give up."

After saying that, he looked at Ye Tian: "Master! Please accept me as your disciple! I will definitely inherit your mantle and carry forward my martial arts."

He Ling and Huang Lei were covered in black lines.

Huang Lei said angrily: "Have you ever learned about junior high school biology? Only plants can photosynthesis!"

"I've learned it!"

Dahua said seriously: "But the human body is very special, and there is no scientific research showing that the human body cannot photosynthesis. What if internal strength can do this?"

Huang Lei: "..."

What you said makes sense, but he was speechless for a moment.

"puff……"

"Puff hahaha..."

"I'm so laughing!!"

"I almost believed everything!"

"The first time I found out that Dahua is quite talkative."

"I feel that what Dahua said makes sense!"

"Hahaha... the upstairs have been brainwashed by Dahua!"

"Anchor: I'm just bragging, but I didn't expect anyone to believe it."

He Ling looked at Ye Tian and said, "Ye Tian, ​​stop playing, please explain to him quickly, he is almost infatuated!"

Ye Tian: “…”

He just was lazy and found some reasons for himself, but he didn't expect that this guy really believed it.

"Okay, Dahua, I'm lying to you!"

Ye Tian sat up from the bamboo chair, sighed and said, "Get up quickly! Everyone is watching! Besides, I don't have a son as old as you, we are just friends, don't treat me as a father."

He Ling and Huang Lei on the side heard a black line, but they didn't care when they heard Ye Tian had clarified.

Anyway, they felt that the last sentence was redundant!

However, the plot did not develop as they thought.

"Master, I believe in you!"

After hearing Dahua say this, it should be fine this time.

He Ling and Huang Lei both breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as they finished delivering this breath, Dahua continued to say:

"The human body itself is a treasure, and its internal strength can definitely make the body look like a plant and have the function of photosynthesis."

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

Ye Tian: “…”

This is it!

Just think hard!

Can't even think of your brain?

Ye Tian lay down like a salted fish again and said angrily: "Get out! I don't need a son like you who is untalented."

"No, Dad, if you don't agree today, I won't get up!" Dahua begged with a face full of his face.

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

This guy is really shameless.

Damn it, it's a bit hard to look directly at!

After explaining for a long time, I finally returned to the starting point, and it seemed that the call was getting easier and easier.

Pengpeng, who was standing beside him, said quietly: "Brother Dahua, you recognize your father like this, and your parents know that you are sure you won't be beaten to death?"

Dahua's body suddenly stiffened, and he remembered the fear of being dominated by his parents at home. If they knew what he did, it would definitely be a mixed doubles game.

"Okay, Dahua, get up, I won't say you are an apprentice."

Ye Tian said, "But I can teach you a little basics, which can make you stronger and stronger!"

When Dahua heard this, his eyes lit up: "Really? Can I learn internal skills?"

"Of course not!"

Ye Tian refused without hesitation and said, "I have said that this is a single lineage. I treat you as a friend. Don't always think about letting me be your father!"

He also wants to learn internal skills, but he doesn’t know how to learn it!

Dahua looked disappointed: "Thank you, Master!"

As he said that, he kowtowed respectfully and then got up.

He Ling: "..."

Huang Lei: "..."

Pengpeng: "..."

The conversation between these two people felt awkward no matter how they sounded.

It’s like one of them should not accept the other person as his son, while the other person should be his son.

And this ritual is full of sense, they are sure they are not watching TV series?!
Chapter completed!
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