Chapter 331 I'm so dick!
Ye Tian slapped his backhand!
Bang!
The middle-aged man was fooled! He staggered!
Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?
Ye Tian then said, "Are you flying the plane or I flying the plane? Or are you going to drive it?"
Flight attendant: "..."
Others: "..."
All the onlookers were stunned. They never expected that Ye Tian, who had always been kind, would be so direct.
And he is so sharp when he asks!
Are you flying the plane or I flying the plane?
Damn it!
Wang Dafu's eyes were straightened. Damn, I just felt that the slap was so loud, extremely crisp and pleasant.
The intellectual flight attendant Lin Xueer was stunned, and then her love kept catching her deep eyes. Well, this man's movements are so handsome, so domineering! I like it so much!
Xi Shi appears in the eyes of the lover.
The middle-aged man's face quickly turned red, and his eyes were wide open, and he roared angrily: "You...you...do you know who I am? You dare...you dare to hit me!!!"
Bang!
Ye Tian curled his lips and slapped him on the other side.
It was visible to the naked eye and immediately became swollen.
Ye Tian nodded with satisfaction. Now he became much more symmetrical and more comfortable to see.
A person's faces should be symmetrical and neat, so that they can be pleasing to the eye!
Plop!
The middle-aged man was directly pulled to the ground, his brain was blank, and he was a little confused.
The aerial photography plane also came out with Ye Tian.
No one has reacted yet, watching the show!
I never expected the plot to develop so quickly.
For a moment, I was stunned!
“666”
“6666”
“66666”
"I am a host in society, and I don't talk much."
"mdzz, he actually acted arrogantly in front of the anchor. I'm afraid he's looking for shit!"
"23333... Actually, from the beginning, I knew his ending."
"Anchor: I care who you are? Have an identity? Let's fight first!"
"I just like such a domineering anchor, I'm convinced!"
"So handsome! I like it so much! The anchor, beat him hard!"
"Without the thought of the big guy who was snatching his feet upstairs, my stomach was a little rolling!"
"Upstairs, if we don't tell the truth, we are still good friends."
"Anchor, wait, I'll help you check the identity of this person to prevent him from causing trouble for you in the future."
"Hehehe~~ I'll help you with human flesh too!"
"I'll do it too! Mom is so arrogant. What's wrong with having an identity?"
.........
For a moment, the entire screen was covered by barrage!
After all, in life, many times, we will meet some self-righteous people who think that their affairs are important or that they are safe, so they start to force others to do this and do this in their own considerations.
But why did Ye Tian listen to you?
To be honest, are you flying a plane or I flying a plane?
What if it falls down again?
In the ground control center, no leaders left. At this time, what was placed on the big screen was Ye Tian’s live broadcast room.
Looking at Ye Tian, who slapped the middle-aged man into a pig's head, each leader felt that his cheeks were hurt.
They feel that they are actually no different from this middle-aged man.
One of them was just being slapped in front of him, and they were slapped in the air thousands of miles away!
Thinking about it, it feels like it’s always painful!
Sure enough, this young man doesn't reason with you at all.
The key is that they still have the ability!
You still have to rely on others now!
This is embarrassing!
Ye Tian bent over, then grabbed the middle-aged man's waist belt, and then lifted it up and raised it in front of his neck, saying:
"Yeah, I don't want to go, right? I've said on the radio that I don't want to jump down. I've been reminded by friends. Do you think I'm telling lies? Or do you think I'm joking?"
After saying that, he turned to look at the flight attendant and asked, "Can the cabin door be opened? This man is going to jump down!"
"ah?!"
The flight attendant was stunned. When he heard this, he shivered all over: "This...this..."
The middle-aged man who was picked up by Ye Tian was so scared that he almost peed. He really thought he was joking when he heard the radio!
He shouted with horror, "Let me down, you are murder! Murder! They are all witnesses, you are murder!!"
"Murder? How could a good citizen like me do such a thing? Don't slander me. As for whether you want to go on or not, it's just voluntary."
Ye Tian curled his lips, and his expression of slandering me on his face, and continued, "You want to come down, right!"
Then relax your hands.
Bang!
The middle-aged man slapped the whole person directly on the ground and screamed on the spot.
At the same time, Ye Tian's apologetic words came from his ears: "Oh ~ his hand slipped! His hand slipped! Should I do it again?"
The middle-aged man was so scared that he was in pain that he rolled and crawled out quickly, faster than running.
At this time, Ye Tian looked up at the direction of the live broadcast room with a serious look and said, "Well, I remind everyone that I was actually wrong in my impulsive attacks. So when you encounter such a thing in your life, you must not be impulsive and be rational. Now it is a society ruled by law. If you have nothing to do, you should look for the police. We emphasize harmonious coexistence and convince people with reason. Never use violence casually. This will not only affect your life, but also implicate your family, so you must be cautious! Well, unless... you can be as dick as the anchor!"
After saying the last sentence, Ye Tian looked proud.
I'm so cool!
I'm very cool!
I will be very cool in the future!
"Puff~~"
The middle-aged man who had climbed out a long distance almost spit out his blood when he heard this.
It turns out that you also know that your approach is wrong!
What does the last sentence mean?
Mom sells a purchase!
The flight attendants were stunned at this time, darn! Is there any such operation?
In the live broadcast room, the water fans were all confused by this twist.
“666”
“66666”
"If I hadn't heard the last sentence, I almost believed it!"
"My God! It's a car again!"
"This pussy was caught off guard!"
"One hundred! One hundred! Anchor, can I give one hundred? Please don't show off!"
"Damn it! Why are you so outstanding on anchor? He is so outstanding. I want to marry my daughter who went to kindergarten to you."
"Upstairs, where did you get your daughter? You obviously don't even have a girlfriend yet."
"Hahaha~~Why are you so outstanding?"
"The anchor must be a man who has been in cram school. Do you want to be as awesome as the anchor? Do you want to be as cool as the anchor? Please sign up for a cram school in Shi City one class a day! Don't be 998, don't be 888, just 98 yuan per class, what are you waiting for? Registration hotline: **********!"
"Damn it! This wave of advertising made me unpredictable!"
"My day! This wave of advertising convinced me!"
"Are the advertisements nowadays so cool? I was so moved!"
"66666... If I hadn't known this was a primary school English cram school, I would have almost believed it!"
Chapter completed!