Chapter Two hundred and forty-eight today, let’s talk about my handsomeness first
Ye Tian looked up at the live broadcast room and frowned. They were actually talking about their handsomeness. This was a very serious topic and a topic that made people think deeply.
I immediately lowered my head and pondered for a moment, raised my head suddenly, and said seriously: "Since everyone has discovered it, I will talk to you carefully. Today I will talk about my handsomeness. My handsomeness is like the warm sunshine through the floor-to-ceiling window in winter, warm and subtle, beautiful but not sensational, and makes people imagine endless imagination. Times of the United States made this metaphor for my handsomeness: 'It looks like a flawless portrait of a beautiful man carved by Michelangelo to do his best'. In fact, I don't really agree with this metaphor. First of all, this sentence describes my handsomeness too much, and does not reveal my deeper connotation. Secondly, we should not use 'Michelangelo to do his best to carve it', but should use a more objective statement like 'Michelangelo to do his best to carve it', otherwise it will be difficult to convince people."
This wave of sensational operations made everyone unable to react.
Xue Qian: "..."
Anne: "..."
Water friend: "..."
In an instant, the whole world became quiet, and everyone looked at Ye Tian with a serious look, and everyone was stunned.
Because they only have one in their minds, how could there be such a shameless person in this world?
The fans on the screen opposite the live broadcast room immediately knelt on the ground, and it took several seconds before the barrage appeared.
“6666”
“66666666”
"Although I know that the anchor is handsome, I have never seen anyone brag about myself so handsome and so handsome."
"233333....My knee has just been heavy and seems to be broken! I can't get up."
"I was shocked, I've never seen such a shameless person."
"I think it's better to be shameless than the anchor. I think I'd better save money on such things that cannot be done! I'm willing to give up on the disadvantage."
"Oh my God! Why did you hear the anchor brag about it? The more you watch the anchor, the more he looks like what he said, it's poisonous!"
"Anchor, I will accept you! I will accept you! I will accept you!"
"I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you, I can't accept it?"
"Thanks to the airplane X1 given to the anchor!"
"Thanks to the Rocket X2 that [if you don't accept the wall, you will accept you] for giving it to the anchor!"
"Thanks to [Good Bread] for giving the host the card application X100!"
"Thanks to the airplane X10 given to the anchor as [Everyday is also very handsome]!"
"Thanks to the Rocket X10 given to the anchor [Absolutely PY transaction]!"
"Thanks to the airplane X1 given to the anchor by [I Love the anchor]!"
"Thanks to the Rocket X2 that [I am an old driver] gave to the anchor!"
"Thanks to [**官网] for the card application X100 given to the anchor!"
"Thanks to the airplane X10 given to the anchor!"
"Thank you [Love You] for the Rocket X10 you gave to the anchor!"
......
Ye Tian was very satisfied with this reaction in the live broadcast room, and he wanted this effect.
If there is no such effect, it will not be worth the long pretentious words he thought of.
After saying this, I felt comfortable all over!
It was too difficult for the water friends to talk about his handsomeness.
Now, after saying that, he actually felt more handsome.
Well, men must be confident, although they are already confident, now they are more confident.
Even when making teppanyaki, my waist is straight.
People are so confident.
Seeing that the meat was almost cooked, Ye Tian's eyes lit up after picking up a piece of meat, put it in his mouth.
The taste is completely different from the roasted ones.
Moreover, this iron plate has a special flavor, which is more delicious than roasted. The combination of the fruits and the collected plant spices makes him feel unsatisfied.
I couldn't help but put another piece into my mouth.
Well, I didn't taste it, I picked up another piece.
Well, this piece is eaten too quickly, so I will pick up another one.
This one is good, eat another one.
One after another, endless.
The live broadcast room was the first Ye Tian to discover the stealing food.
"Damn!"
"Damn!"
"Damn!"
"Xue Qian, the anchor is stealing food."
"Xue Qian, act quickly! Otherwise, the anchor will finish eating."
"23333...Anchor, you are so unkind!"
"I laughed and cried, it turns out that the anchor would also steal food."
"Hahahaha~~The anchor is so cute."
"Poor Xue Qian, poor American girls, you are really too slow. When you think you can eat, the anchor will call you? You are too naive. The anchor will never call you when he eats."
"If the two of you are innocent, if you give the anchor a bottle of beer now, he would be drunk alone."
"I want to eat it too. The anchor's (╯▽╰) is so delicious~~, it must be very delicious."
"Upstairs, you bastard, why do you tell me such a sad fact?"
......
Although I couldn't see the barrage in the live broadcast room, Xue Qian and Annie soon discovered something was wrong.
Because they found that something was wrong with Ye Tian’s movements.
He secretly stretched his head over and was stunned.
Where is the meat?
What about the meat on the iron plate?
Why is it missing?
Ye Tian felt a head stretching out, turned his head to look, and when he saw two little heads, he immediately grinned. At the same time, he picked up the last piece of meat in his hand, put it in his mouth, and chewed it all over.
At the same time, he said, "Well, I'll just help you taste it. It tastes fragrant and tender, a little numb and a little hot. I have to say that the person who makes this is very skillful and amazing. I admire this person very much. He can make it so delicious, with the right seasoning and the right heat. He is simply a masterpiece, which is a pity!"
Xue Qian: "..."
Anne: "..."
Never seen such a shameless person.
Isn’t the person you are talking about yourself? Is it necessary to praise yourself in a roundabout way?
He also said it seriously, which makes people want to eat but can't.
You just taste it, and then you'll have it all.
Gugugugu~~
The two of them made hungry screams, and Ye Tian said that they became even hungry.
Especially Xue Qian, who was so sad that he was so hungry!
"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, Brother Tian, don't play with me, okay?" Xue Qian begged for mercy.
If you don’t beg for mercy, you will be greedy if you continue like this. I thought I could not eat broth, but I could still eat iron plates.
Now, the iron plate is gone.
Do you still have to eat wild fruits?
Forget it, beg for mercy!
Conscience?
Sorry, what is integrity? Can integrity be eaten?
He wants to eat meat, and he wants to eat hot meat, otherwise he will die.
Ye Tian looked confused: "Ah? What are you wrong? Why can't I understand?"
As he was talking, the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled up a trace, and his eyes floated slightly toward the side.
That's very obvious. If you say something more, I might forgive you.
This expression can no longer be obvious, I just want to tell you directly.
Xue Qian: "..."
I'm so angry! I have to smile and beg for mercy.
In the live broadcast room, the water lovers burst into laughter.
“6666”
“66666”
"Hahaha~~ I learned new knowledge."
Chapter completed!