Chapter 237 Anchor, you will be beaten to death by the teacher(1/2)
After teasing the American girl, her mood suddenly improved a lot. The intimate contact posture of lying on his shoulder was gone, otherwise he would have made him feel itchy.
Seeing the impatient friends on the barrage, Ye Tian adjusted his posture, felt the clear feeling behind him, and looked up seriously and began to say, "The female colleague is pretty. Today I was free at work, so I joked with her, 'I'll take a brain teaser test, use your breasts to guess the name of a Japanese actress.' She was stunned for a moment, and then left angrily!"
"Come on! Try your brains and guess what I said at that time?" Ye Tian said with a smile.
The barrage in the live broadcast room has begun to scroll wildly.
“***!”
"Mariya Ozawa!"
"Yui Hatano!"
"Aso-ki!"
"Carina Hanazawa!"
"Se Amiri!"
"Shinho Yui!"
“****!”
"Hiko Sano!"
......
Seeing these names, Ye Tian’s smile suddenly froze. The corner of his mouth twitched, and he raised his middle finger to the live broadcast room, giving him a look of contempt, and then said: “MMP, am I that superficial?”
That's right, these are all the names of actresses, famous actresses, these guys are simply crazy, all of them are old drivers and dreaming of sluts.
Then the barrage in the live broadcast room began to appear:
"Yeah, the anchor is so superficial!"
"Yes, the upstairs is right."
"I've seen through the anchor."
"It seems that the anchor is still self-aware."
“Hahahaha~~”
“66666666”
“2333333”
.........
Ye Tian: "..."
He had nothing to say for a moment because to some extent, what they said was quite reasonable.
However, the strong willpower was very obvious at this time. Ye Tian forced himself to break free in that negative state and said angrily: "Don't make trouble! Otherwise, this joke game will be cancelled in the future."
As soon as he said this, the water friend suddenly became anxious.
"No! Don't!"
"Damn it! Don't! Anchor, in this way, my life will become meaningless."
"Don't be excited! Okay, stop making trouble! Answer the questions seriously."
"MMP, anchor, your words scared me so much that I felt like my life was boring."
"How miserable it is to have a life without an anchor telling jokes."
"23333...is it so exaggerated? I was so scared that I jumped out of bed, then jumped downstairs from the 30th floor, and then suddenly collapsed back."
"6666666...I will accept you!"
"When will I be as good as you guys?"
......
Ye Tian looked at it with a black look. These guys were really naughty, but they were also happy. One-sidedly, they had a great position in their hearts by telling jokes.
There is no way, handsome and awesome, just that.
It is difficult for him to keep a low profile.
"It should be Ima Pingchuan, anchor, am I right?"
"6666....Awesome upstairs! This is OK."
"Hehehe~~I feel it's - Takizawa Noda, come on, friends who understand me will like it!"
"Damn! It's so awesome upstairs!"
"Brother, borrow a piece to speak."
"Awesome, so cool."
"Mu Youqiu, hehehe~~【Smile expression】"
"Awesome, my brother!"
"Masters are among the people. When I see your answers, I know the true meaning of the jokes the anchor tells. I have learned it, and I have learned it."
"Hey! It seems that I still have to study hard, and I hope one day I can be as good as you."
"Strong!233333..."
.........
Seeing these barrage, Ye Tian nodded. Is this the correct way to open the barrage in the live broadcast room?
If someone took the lead from the previous one, it must be a fake live broadcast room.
I felt relieved in my heart that these guys were still saved.
"Come again!"
This time, Ye Tian was very proactive and did not need to urge his friends. He waved his hand and continued, "When he was in school, the teacher said that my IQ was low. When I was angry, I asked him a question. I said: How can you answer the four-character idiom when you enter the bridal chamber with your grandma? The teacher said at the time: There is a happy event at home. I said: Wrong, the answer is... Come on, let's start your brain!"
There was a silence in the live broadcast room, and everyone seemed to be thinking about what Ye Tian just said.
"Is there something happy at home wrong?"
"I also feel that the answer is fine."
"But this shouldn't be convinced of the question, after all, the teacher said the anchor's IQ was low."
"What is that?"
"Think about it carefully, what the anchor said must have a deep meaning."
"Squeeze and sell melon seeds and peanuts in the front row!"
"2333...Upstairs, don't make trouble!"
......
Ye Tian smiled and reminded: "Think about the wedding night, what do you need to do? That's very important."
While talking, he kept raising his eyebrows, which made the water friends sitting in front of the computer shook all over, and a flash of inspiration in his mind and stunned.
“6666”
“66666666”
"Awesome! I'll accept it!"
"233333....Anchor, weren't you beaten to death by your teacher at that time?"
"Just ask, is the anchor teacher still alive?"
"Hahahaha~~I understand too! MMP, the anchor was definitely beaten up miserably at that time."
"At least ten fractures! Being beaten and kicked away is still the same as the 720-degree double helix in the air."
"Uh...what does it mean? Why don't I understand?"
"I raise my hand weakly, I don't understand, please answer!"
"23333....Do you think I understand? Actually, I don't understand either, but in order to prove that I am smart and cannot be with you, I shamelessly shouted 666, because it is absolutely right to shout 666."
"Upstairs, I found you were right and there was nothing wrong with it."
"6666...and this kind of operation."
"Grandma Cao Ni!"
"The quality of the water friends upstairs is not very high!"
"That's right, just, the quality is too poor, how can you scold people?"
"Strictly condemn such unqualified people, anchors, you can say a few words."
......
When Ye Tian saw this scene, he felt as calm as water, and he wanted to laugh a little, but he had to try his best to hold it in, so sad.
The water friend said 'Grandma Cao Ni' said, "That... that, I didn't scold anyone! I was talking about the answer."
To be continued...