Chapter 70: The Three Immortals of the Late Han Dynasty
On a mountain next to Zhaojia Village, Mengxie was sitting in a small room with his daughters, Zuo Ci and Zhao Yun. Well, judging from the size of this room, it was a bit reluctant to say that it was a bit of a slap in the crowd, but he had to come because he wanted to worship the ancestors. Obviously, this kind of thing was unscathing.
Meng Xie knelt in the room, no tricks, the place was too small, so he could only come one by one. In the end, Meng Xie, who thought it was troublesome, directly asked him to replace him. After all, the women were their own women, and Guan Yu and the others were their own retainers. Zuo Ci could only accept this helplessly. Who made this newly acquired disciple really difficult to deal with?
Then, Zuo Ci took out a portrait and hung it on the wall, then burned incense, worshiped for a few times, and then said to Mengxie with dry cough, "Ahem! This is my ancestor Yuanshi Tianzun, you worship."
"Well? Master, if the disciple of Yuanshi Tianzun was not mistaken, he should be a character in ancient mythology. How could he have something to do with you, Master?" Meng Xie looked at Zuo Ci with confusion and asked.
"Hey, do you actually know Lord Yuanshi Tianzun? Tsk, I really don't know where you saw these things." Zuo Ci said helplessly, and then explained to Mengxie.
It turns out that the old man Zuo Ci is not alone, he has brothers! Well, although he recognizes it. His brother is not someone else, but the other two of the three immortals at the end of the Han Dynasty, Nanhua and Yu Ji. It is said that the three brothers had extraordinary talents when they were young, and happened to find a martial art in some unknown place. As they practiced, they accidentally reached the heaven level...
Once you become a cultivator, no matter what kind of creature you are, your lifespan will increase rapidly, let alone the heaven level. Therefore, the long years have given these three old guys some boring ideas. There is no way, but it is boring to keep practicing.
What's your thoughts? Cough, it's just to accept disciples. After all, I have such a lot of things to learn, so why don't I pass it on? But the question is, these three people have different ideas about what skills to teach and what kind of disciples to choose, so naturally the three people started arguing. Well, if you want to blame, you have to blame the martial arts they picked up, which is really profound and almost everything is included. God knows who created such a great martial arts at the beginning.
Well, all kinds of martial arts and other things can be learned by the three of them, but each of them has a question of preference, and this is the reason why they argue. Zuo Ci, after all, likes health and Taoism, while Nanhua prefers martial arts and magic, while Yu Ji is even more fucked and is obsessed with medical skills. Well, in fact, if it is in the game, this is a perfect match, a meat shield, an output plus a treatment, but when they want to teach their disciples, it will be a big trouble.
In fact, it is also very simple. If you play the game with a few brothers, each of them occupies a position and can sweep all copies of the game. Then, another good brother wants to come and play, and you will naturally want to let him play the profession you are used to.
As a result, as they were quarreling, I don’t know who moved out the Sanqing family in the mythology of the past. Well, I’m afraid there will be precedents in this kind of thing. So the three of them didn’t know what they wanted and chose one of the threeqings as their ancestors according to their personal preferences, and they went their own way. Zuo Ci obviously chose Yuanshi Tianzun.
However, it was not just a random choice. The criteria for accepting disciples by these three brothers seemed quite similar to those of the Sanqing. Nanhua emphasized casualness, so he took away his apprentice and left casually. What about Yu Ji? Well, this old man didn't know if he was really lazy or his medical skills were not easy to learn. He actually accepted only two apprentices. As for the name, Meng Xie had long been famous, Hua Tuo and Zhang Zhongjing. But what about Zuo Ci? He was very rigorous in choosing his apprentice, and it would definitely not be possible without good qualifications. So, after so long, Zhao Yun was only one apprentice.
"Your sister! You're cheating!" Mengxie suddenly felt a little whispering in his heart as he heard Zuo Ci's words. He didn't expect that there was such a cheating story between the three of them. And he had inexplicably become a member of the Chan Sect? God knows how much he hates the Chan Sect's words. Well, the reason for this is that various prehistoric novels are too fond of Mengxie. Of course, there is another point, that two old men, Yuanshi Tianzun and Taishang Laojun, actually joined outsiders to deal with their younger brother, the leader of Tongtian. This matter... is indeed quite inauthentic.
However, it was obvious that this thing would not be possible without worshipping, so Mengxie could only pretend to worship the portrait of Yuanshi Tianzun twice. As for what he was thinking about in his heart, it was unknown. When Zuo Ci saw Mengxie worshipping Yuanshi Tianzun, he was immediately excited and asked Mengxie to continue worshiping him. In this way, even if the courtesy was accomplished.
Things are like this, Mengxie will naturally not be in trouble. She obediently gave Zuo Ci a big gift, even if it is over for the apprenticeship.
"Haha~ Good disciple!" Zuo Ci suddenly helped Meng Xie up and said with a smile as soon as he was polite. It seems that he was really happy to accept Meng Xie, an apprentice.
"Ahem... Master, now you can tell your disciple what the double cultivation body is, right?" Meng Xie couldn't wait to ask after getting up. Obviously, he had been struggling with this question for a long time.
Dual cultivation... As the name suggests, it means two people practicing together. But how to practice is a very serious question. For example, practicing in the grass like Xiaolongnu and Yang Guo in the Condor Heroes can also be called dual cultivation. After all, they are one man and one woman. Of course, Mengxie’s most hope for is the dual cultivation he thought. Hum? Which dual cultivation? It’s that kind of dual cultivation! Don’t pretend to be pure!
"Well, this dual cultivation body is known as the strongest qualification between heaven and earth. The reason is very simple. All cultivation methods are to go against the sky. Only the dual cultivation body follows the sky because it is born according to the law of the transformation and harmony of yin and yang between heaven and earth." Zuo Ci said mysterious and mysterious words, well, Meng Xie obviously couldn't understand it.
Looking at Meng Xie looking at him like an idiot, Zuo Ci could only say helplessly in simpler and more straightforward words, "It means that between heaven and earth, only the dual cultivation body can be born with energy, and can increase cultivation through sexual intercourse."
"Uh...but aren't there many such dual cultivation techniques?" Meng Xie looked at Zuo Ci with a very low-knowledge. In his opinion, even if there are very few such dual cultivation techniques, there are definitely many human-level and earth-level methods, which are not as mysterious as Zuo Ci said?
With a "bang!", Zuo Ci knocked Mengxie's head hard. Mengxie raised her head dizzyly and saw Zuo Ci staring at him with a beard and staring at her. It seemed that Zuo Ci was very angry at Mengxie's words.
"You kid... If yours were the kind of garbage dual cultivation technique, would I still beg you to be my master?" Zuo Ci said angrily. When he thought of the fact that he had signed so many unequal treaties when he accepted this disciple, he was full of anger.
"Uh, please explain in detail by the master..." Meng Xie saw Zuo Ci's appearance and immediately asked in a low voice. He was so curious about this thing.
"Ahem, how do you say that those so-called dual cultivation techniques have fixed energy routes, so when you have sex, most of your attention must be focused on the operation of energy. If there is a slight mistake, it will be impossible to recover! And you kid obviously don't have such a problem..." Zuo Ci asked at Meng Xie with his eyes slanted.
"It's true!" Do you still have to think about this thing? It must be none, otherwise how could Mengxie enjoy all kinds of fun with the women? It's the inside story of dual cultivation techniques so troublesome. Mengxie heard it for the first time, "If that happens, it will really make people who even have such skills, and they won't be able to enjoy the feeling of paradise." Mengxie sighed softly, and immediately rolled his eyes from the women.
"Cough cough..." Zuo Ci coughed again and shifted Mengxie's attention to himself. Looking at him looking humble, he nodded with satisfaction and continued to say, "That is just an advantage of the dual cultivation body. The reason why the dual cultivation body is truly the strongest talent is because it can ignore the conflict between energy attributes and use it immediately!" Zuo Ci said with a stumble, as if what he said was so envious, jealous and hatred.
Well, the girls gave Zuo Ci a very face. They immediately covered their mouths and looked at Mengxie in shock, looking like they didn't know him. But Mengxie? They still looked dumb... Well, for people like Mengxie who have never practiced martial arts, they don't know about energy attributes at all. Well, they are not really unaware of it. After all, he has played so many games and read so many novels before, and is very familiar with attributes. But Mengxie really doesn't know what the energy setting in this world looks like.
Looking at Meng Xie's ignorant look, Zuo Ci suddenly became depressed. He never thought that this newly acquired disciple with the third-level earth level cultivation level would not know anything. "I really don't know who taught you how to practice, why don't I know anything?" Zuo Ci said with some complaints.
But as soon as this sentence was said, it immediately aroused Lu Lingqi's dissatisfaction. You should know that Mengxie's enlightenment teacher was Lu Bu's words. Isn't Zuo Ci saying that Lu Bu is misleading his children?
Chapter completed!