Interview date: unknown

Interview location: unknown

Interviewer: Gao Hai

Chinese name: Gao Hai

English name:gaohay

Ranking of the Yalang Gang: Sixth

Profession:

student

handy-man

Gao Hai: "Oh, oh, oh, oh, it hurts so much."

Me: "What's wrong with your face? It's swollen like this and it's been cooked."

Gao Hai: "It's not the stinky woman from Nangong who fanned her...Oh oh oh oh..."

Me: "No, she won't be so cruel. What kind of thing did you do to her that is irreconcilable."

Gao Hai: "Oh. She asked me how she bought her new sunglasses. I said it was no different from her bra. It was as flat as hers. Then she hit me."

Me: "Uh...I don't think she's hitting hard enough."

Gao Hai: "What did you say..."

Me: "Oh. It's nothing. I said she's really heavy. Haha. By the way, you are strong and strong. How could you beat her so miserably? You are not a peerless martial arts genius who claims to be a rare martial arts genius who is rare in a century. Since the Revolution of 1911, no one has been able to challenge your status in the world."

Gao Hai: "That woman said that since Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, she has been disdainful of dealing with people in the martial arts world. Compared with her, I am weaker. Let me first overcome the tenth level of heavenly tribulation, then cultivate the golden body of Daluo, and then go to find her after experiencing the 81st difficulties."

Me: "...being tough. By the way, I'm serious. With the strength of your body, it won't be so swollen."

Gao Hai: "I have been unbalanced in the past few days, my internal strength is ups and my body is slightly poor."

Me: "Speak human words."

Gao Hai: "Overmasturbation, poor kidneys."

Me: "...hehe. I'm guilty. I can't live. But you often say what internal strength is. Is there really no internal strength in this world? According to the explanation of modern medicine, traditional Chinese medicine has almost been overthrown. What kind of acupuncture points, tendons, veins, yin and yang and five elements, and internal strength in martial arts novels should be proven that they do not exist. Why do you still say that you have internal strength?"

Gao Hai: "You don't understand this. Ah Zhen. Although the system of modern medicine is indeed quite complete, it does not completely mean that traditional Chinese medicine and martial arts are wrong. In fact, there are really martial arts masters like those in novels. But in most people, modern medicine is not wrong. Only a very small number of people have the ability to fly over the eaves and walls like in novels. Especially since modern times, with the spread and development of vector mechanics, relativity and quantum mechanics in China, in our circle, martial arts is heading for revival."

Me: "Martial arts and quantum mechanics and relativity are related to half a cent."

Gao Hai: "Of course it's relevant. Let's put it this way. The so-called kung fu masters in history, such as Bruce Lee, Huo Yuanjia, Du Xinwu, etc., they rely on the impact force burst out from muscles and bones to fight. These can only be regarded as external forces. They do not involve internal forces. The real internal forces are stimulated by internal forces like Jin Yong's novels, like the Six-Meridian Divine Sword. The old senior Wang Chongyang proposed the martial arts of sports power and proposed the assumption that the internal force of the human body is a particle. According to Wang Chongyang's theory, the internal force of the human body is also a kind of entry into the human body. The 'qi' of the part is a particle that can move. This qi is usually gathered in the human dantian. Then, because people can use the power to make the heat and heat of Qi unevenly, thus creating a poor force. Qi begins to move in the human body along a certain channel. This energy channel is called 'strong veins'. The movement of Qi particles produces pressure so that the human hands, palms, legs, feet and other parts have strong enough power. This qi runs along the tendons and veins in the human body. You can imagine the movement of electric current in the circuit. The dantian of the human body is equivalent to a power supply with voltage."

Me: "I'll go. This can destroy the three views. But what is Qi you mentioned?"

Gao Hai: "I don't know this. Wang Chongyang, Huang Shang, Zhang Sanfeng and others also built models for Qi. There were speculations. They even believed that Qi was a particle of a "extremely micro" length unit. "extremely micro" is the length unit in Buddhism, which is equivalent to the size of an atom. After Wang Chongyang established the martial arts of sports, martial arts was prosperous. New masters came out in the past and afterwards. Sports martial arts developed to a very complete level. This sports martial arts system almost covers all martial arts. Xiang. You can even use quantitative formulas to calculate every move and move of each person. Even at that time, Zhang Sanfeng even said confidently that from now on, there will be no martial arts in the world. That is, any martial arts in the world can be explained in a formulaic way. Your strength, your direction, your speed, I can accurately calculate it. I know your initial action and you can predict all your next paths. Zhang Sanfeng developed martial arts to a peak. People at that time thought that the end of martial arts was coming."

Me: "What happened later."

Gao Hai: "The martial arts system created by Wang Chongyang and Zhang Sanfeng lasted for a long time. It can be said that it has been close to perfection. But later, some martial arts that violate sports martial arts have appeared one after another. For example, the finger-blinking magic power. A stone can actually make a huge pit on the city wall. This is impossible in Wang Chongyang's sports martial arts. Because the quality of the stone is smaller than that of the city wall. The hardness of the stone is not as good as the city wall. The result of the stone hitting the city wall should be the stone crushing. Later, it was learned from the "Sunflower Book" Dongfang Bubai, who used an embroidery needle to kill people, could actually use a needle to attract the rain of arrows flying in the air and make the rain of arrows deviate from the direction. This was completely inexplicable by Wang Chongyang's motor martial arts. Until later, Linghu Chong invented the 'Relativity Martial Arts' and realized that Wang Chongyang's motor martial arts were only suitable for low-speed states. When the speed reached a certain level, the mass of the object would increase. The huge gravity generated was enough to attract nearby objects. The first time the motor martial arts was impacted. Wang Chongyang's system was questioned."

Me: "If you say so, Linghu Chong is equivalent to Einstein."

Gao Hai: "More than that. Next, there are quantum martial arts that completely subvert the martial arts of sports power. Relativity martial arts impacted the martial arts of sports power and almost made Wang Chongyang's theory a mess. After that, with the emergence of martial arts such as Yang Guo's sad and humming palm, the Six-Meridian Divine Sword, and Lingbo Weibu, Wang Chongyang's system completely collapsed."

Me: "How to say it."

Gao Hai: "You know the Six-Meridian Divine Sword. According to Wang Chongyang's motor mechanics system, the larger the diameter of the human body's meridians, the more Qi particles it passes through at one time. Then the greater the power of the internal force and the more lethal it can be used to people. However, the Six-Meridian Divine Sword is not like this. On the contrary, Duan Yu, whose meridians are not well developed, can apply the power of the Six-Meridian Divine Sword to the extreme. This violates the martial arts of sports power. In the end, Duan Yu discovered that the power of the Six-Meridian Divine Sword has no direct relationship with the number of Qi particles. It is related to the frequency of Qi release. The faster the frequency of Qi release, the stronger the power of the Six-Meridian Divine Sword."

"In the Anranxiao Hunzhen, the sports martial arts are also subject to resistance. According to Wang Chongyang's sports martial arts, Qi cannot penetrate objects. Once it encounters a shield, wall and other blocking objects, Qi cannot kill the person hiding behind. However, the Anranxiao Hunzhen violates this theorem. Even if a person hides behind the shield and other blocking objects, the Anranxiao Hunzhen also causes the people hiding behind to turbulently and suffer damage. In the end, it is Lingbo Weibu. Lingbo Weibu is even more outrageous. It directly breaks the luck. The localization of dynamic martial arts. According to the theories of Wang Chongyang and Zhang Sanfeng, as long as you know the specific data of a person's internal strength, his strength, his reaction speed, etc., you can know all the paths he will next. However, Lingbo Weibu does not conform to this theory. Because Lingbo Weibu's paths are unpredictable. Whenever you calculate the next paths of the Lingbo Weibu caster, his position will change randomly at the moment of attacking him. Deviate from your prediction, so that you will never be able to attack him."

Me: "The principle of quantum uncertainty. But isn't that from the microscopic level?"

Gao Hai: "This involves another theory, which is the theory of symmetry. The reason why the principle of quantum uncertainty is only reflected in the microscope rather than in the macroscope is that each quantum has its own uncertainty. Their uncertainty will cancel each other out. It is ultimately manifested as a phenomenon after neutralization. That phenomenon is some phenomena at the macroscopic level, such as gravity."

I do not understand."

Gao Hai: "For example, what would a dog do if he saw a bun on the street?"

Me: "It must be running straight towards that bun. Is there any other possibility?"

Gao Hai: "It may be of course there. For example, the dog went to the city center for a while and then came back to eat the bun. For example, the dog went to the toilet and then came back to take the bun. For example, the dog ran around the equator and then came to eat the bun...and so on. In short, in addition to running straight towards the bun, the dog also has countless choices. Right?"

Me: "You're right to say that... I seem to understand what you mean. You mean. Every quantum uncertainty is like the choice of that dog. In the end, the dog will choose to go straight forward."

Gao Hai: "Yes. Although the dog has the possibility of going back to the left and eating buns. There is also the possibility of going back to the right and eating buns. But these possibilities can be offset from each other. In the end, all the possibilities are offset by the straight line and running towards the buns. Of course, the dog may not be a very strict straight line. It may be tilted and shaking when running. There is a slight shaking between the left and right. It is not an absolute straight line. The same is true for quantums. After the possibilities between various quantums are offset, it is manifested as a relatively certain macroscopic phenomenon. This is the principle of symmetry. After all the possibilities are offset by each other, they will become a relatively certain value. Of course. The closer you get to the straight line in the middle, the more you allow for a small change. This is like a high mountain. The final macroscopic phenomenon is often closer to the peak. But it may not be the peak. It may be a little bit worse. Lingbo Microwave is this principle. When his caster is attacked by external forces, the caster's movement trajectory will deviate a little bit. For example, if you punch Duan Yu in the chest, he will definitely retreat under normal circumstances. But if all the Qi in his body reaches an agreement and the overall situation is in a state of uncertainty, then it is possible that Duan Yu did not retreat. Instead, he retreats to the left. It is completely opposite to your common sense."

Me: "Although I'm still quite confused, I barely figured it out. However, if I follow the principle of uncertainty, then Duan Yu may fly to outer space and even fall into the center of the earth after being beaten."

Gao Hai: "Of course. But the farther you fly, the smaller the possibility. For example, according to the principle of uncertainty, even if you sit here and don't move, all the atoms on you may suddenly be emitted into space. It's just that this probability is too low. It may not happen until the day the universe is destroyed."

Me: "It's much clearer."

Gao Hai: "The principle of the Six-Meridian Divine Sword was finally studied by later generations. It overturned the martial arts theory of the movement power of Wang Chongyang that Wang Chongyang was a particle. The theory that Qi was a wave was proposed. The Huygens theorem also proposed. It explained that the Six-Meridian Divine Sword released a wave. But every point on this wave can be regarded as a new wave source. Therefore, the Six-Meridian Divine Sword can continuously advance. Moreover, the intensity of the wave has nothing to do with the number of waves. It only has to do with the frequency of the waves. The higher the frequency, the greater the intensity. Duan Yu's meridians are not strong. There is not much Qi in his body. However, the frequency of the Six-Meridian Divine Sword is very high. Therefore, it is very powerful. Because Qi is a wave, this also explains why the Yinranxiao The situation where the Hun Palm can bypass the shield and cause damage to the people behind the shield. Linghu Chong created the relativity martial arts based on the embroidered needle of Dongfang Bubai. Duan Yu's descendants created quantum martial arts. Until today, quantum martial arts and relativity martial arts have become two mountains of martial arts. But the biggest problem now is that these two mountains are incompatible. Martialists are now trying to integrate these two sets of martial arts into one and establish a set of "ultimate martial arts" that can perfectly include all martial arts channels. If that set of martial arts appears, then the martial arts will really come to an end. What those who practice martial arts in the future can do is nothing more than practice more skillfully and constantly improve their proficiency to train muscles and reaction speed."

Me: "Is that ultimate theory? Is there any destruction..."

Gao Hai: "There is no fixed number yet. However, according to rumors in the world, martial arts secrets that can integrate quantum martial arts and relativity martial arts have appeared. That set of secrets are on one person."

Me: "I guess you need to say nothing about the next one. Miyako. Right. The owner of that set of ultimate martial arts secrets."

Gao Hai: "Hehe. It's smart. It's her."

Me: "What are you going to do? Just ask that woman."

Gao Hai: "How can you do it? Of course, you can't ask her directly. If that woman is really hidden and has learned the highest level of ultimate martial arts, it would be very scary."

Me: "How terrifying."

Gao Hai: "Think about it. According to the martial arts of relativity, if any object has a speed close to the speed of light, its mass will be close to infinity. If that woman really knows the ultimate martial arts, then she is angry with us. Then she grabs a small stone and hits it on the sun at a speed close to the light. Guess what will happen."

Me: "...hiss. This is equivalent to a high-quality small black hole hitting the sun. Will..."

Gao Hai: "It directly causes all the hydrogen inside the sun to collapse. Squeeze the core. The hydrogen atoms of the entire sun instantly squeeze into degenerate neutron stars that exist only by strong interaction forces. Then, after a short period of collapse, it goes away as the stones move away. The gravitational effect generated by the huge gravitational mass of the stones also disappears. Then the sun will explode instantly due to the pressure of the internal helium rebounding. The entire solar system will be destroyed."

Me: "I feel that my heart is no longer mine. I'm afraid that Nangong Xian'er is not the most difficult woman to deal with for you. Miyeko is right."

Gao Hai: "It's all right. It's because of this woman that I'm worried. I've had a good sleep all day long."

Me: "Huh, forget it. It's already like this. It's meaningless to say anything else. Then again, you martial arts practitioners have figured out the essence of Qi."

Gao Hai: "It's hard to say. In the current experiment, Qi seems to be just a basic particle. It is not much different from ordinary basic particles. It's just that the operation method is quite special. It relies on people who practice internal energy to heat up Qi through the human body's movement. The Dantian area is divided into two areas with different cold and hot areas. The gas in the cold area is called Yin Qi, and the hot area is called Yang Qi. Then it forms huge pressure through thermal circulation. The force generated by this pressure is transmitted to various parts of the body along with the meridians. It can act on the skeletal muscles and burst out very powerful forces."

Me: "The power is generated through the pressure of cold qi and hot qi. How is this possible? Isn't this the same as the Maxwell demon in physics? It almost becomes a perpetual motion machine. It violates the second law of thermodynamics. And how do you separate the heat qi and the lucid qi?"

Gao Hai: "First. It does not violate the second law of thermodynamics. Because distinguishing between cold qi and hot qi requires the human brain to identify it. There is information sensing in this process. We only need to apply a little force on the Qi particles. Qi particles will automatically gather together by inertia. Although this principle is very similar to a perpetual motion machine. It is not a real perpetual motion machine. You can understand it as a perpetual motion machine with very small losses and only chemical energy is needed to promote it. Second, the method of isolating hot qi and cold qi is not something that anyone can do. This seems to be a genetic relationship and is linked to blood ties. Only some people with special blood ties can do it. Our Gao family inherits this bloodline family."

Me: "Why is it linked to blood again?"

Gao Hai: "I don't know. This is talent. Some people are born to use their energy to distinguish between hot Qi and cold Qi. It seems to be a special nano device that isolates heat in our genes. They can surround the human dantian, release electromagnetic force to bind particles and form a thermal isolation layer. This ability inherited by this gene. It is said that in ancient times, all people with internal energy were an ancestor. The ancestor accidentally fell into a valley and ended up in a cave. Then he encountered an alien civilization machine inside. Then he learned a genetic technology that can be inherited. It is estimated that that technology is the reason why some people can use their energy to release thermal isolation layer now."

"Of course there is another guess that our Gao family and some other families with internal strength have alien genes. The alien civilization released a large number of nanoscale micro devices in a corner of our earth. This nano device is like a virus. They can reproduce by using silicon and metal in the soil. Then find humans with genes that match their owners and parasitize them in the other's dantian."

Me: "The relationship is still an alien."

Gao Hai: "You always know the saying "The cave is in the middle of the cave for a day. It's a thousand years." This sentence describes the fact that our ancestors encountered the alien civilization technology in the cave. According to the research of the Northern Wei Dynasty's "Shuizhuan" , it is true that a woodcutter named Wang Zhi once entered a cave stone chamber. He saw a boy playing chess inside. After he came out, he had been out for more than a thousand years."

Me: "It's really there."

Gao Hai: "But the record is not detailed. It is hard to say whether this kind of thing is there."

Me: "No matter what, I understand anyway. Whether you are, you and the Blue Moon, you will always win. It's the ones that belong to every normal person."

Gao Hai: "What is a normal person? From our perspective, we are normal people."

Me: "...Forget it. I won't talk about such a mysterious issue anymore. Tell me about your relationship with Nangong Xian'er. What's going on with her? She always fights against you with enemies and enemies."

Gao Hai: "Oh, this is a long story. Simply put, they are all old men from my family. Twenty years ago. My grandfather, who was a martial artist, looked for the head of the Nangong family. Now Nangong Xianer's grandfather Nangong Mao competed on Huashan. Both of them were martial artists. They thought that their martial arts were shocking and invincible. They both studied quantum martial arts. As a result, two old men with stubborn tempers but good friendships placed bets before the martial arts competition. They said that if Nangong lost, they would be betrothed to me. It would be okay to be a concubine. If my grandfather lost, I would have to go to the Nangong family to be a servant, an assistant to the housekeeper, and the deceased girl in Nangong..."

Me: "Then. Your grandpa lost."

Gao Hai: "Isn't this obvious? Otherwise, I would be used as a mobile suitcase by that girl Nangong Xian'er all day long."

Me: "I'm silent for you for three minutes. But in general, I think Nangong Xian'er should be nice to you. Your relationship is definitely OK, although you are a happy enemy on weekdays."

Gao Hai: "Don't. You'll say that because you don't know that woman is rude and tricky. If you deal with her, it's good if I can leave a piece of skin."

Me: "But you have been together since childhood. At least you have been together for more than ten years. You can always get along for so long. At least you can be regarded as childhood sweetheart playmates."

Gao Hai: "Yes, playmates. I play with toys. She plays with players. We are indeed good playmates."

Me: "...Okay. So, at this moment, how do you want to describe Nangong Xian'er?"

Gao Hai: "Devil. Absolutely absolute little demon with a scorpion heart. It's so poisonous that the poisonous frog, the golden ring snake and the black widow spider are avoided. The old witch in Snow White and the Mama Rong in the Condor Heroes are all going to escape from the demon."

Me: "Actually, I want to tell you one thing."

Gao Hai: "What's the matter."

Me: "The devil you mentioned. She is standing behind you."

Gao Hai: "..."

"Mama Rong... Oh no.Mama Gui... Oh no.My Fair Princess will spare your life ahhhh￥%…*."

(The following is a pig-killing scream that lasts for dozens of minutes)
Chapter completed!