Chapter 23
Swearing is always more vicious and cheaper than who has a more flexible head, and Shiba is very confident and confident. After following Gong Lingrui for so long, he has learned his ability to be humble, and he is smiling and calm, and he is even more angry and scolding that makes people angry and not worth their life. Even more so, it doesn’t contain dirty words, which is enough to make the other party vomit blood.
Shiba smiled and hugged his arms and stood beside Xiaowu. His eyes never stopped on Xiaowu for a moment, but just looked at Shangwu with a smile.
Shangwu was in a good mood when he looked at Xiao Wu who was so embarrassed that he was beaten up, but the appearance of Eighteen surprised him.
"Who are you? Don't meddle in other people's business for me!" he said.
"Okay!" Shiba raised his voice, like a waiter who was greeting guests in the tavern, suppressing Shangwu with one sound.
Shangwu was very surprised and looked at Shiba.
"Do you think she is fat?" Seeing that Shiba successfully diverted Shangwu's attention, he asked straight to the point, and even pointed at Xiao Wu beside him.
Before Shangwu could speak, he spoke calmly again.
Shiba looked at Shangwu with a very "appreciative" look, nodded, and smiled, "Yeah, not bad, not bad!"
"What's good?" Shangwu asked in confusion.
"The man is tall and big, with a strong limb, a brain-like mind, and a good connection, and a short-legged turtle!"
"You girl doesn't dislike you, but you also dislike the girl a delicate flower!"
Shiba looked up and down at Shangwu, and as he seemed to be rumored, he was "stirring" very smoothly, causing the people around him to burst into laughter again, which was more powerful than the laughter of Shangwu when he was mean and was full of irony.
"you!"
Shangwu immediately turned red with anger and pointed the folding fan in his hand straight at the Eighteen.
Shiba raised his eyebrows and continued to speak.
"Miss is a lady who carved and carved her clothes, was thrifty, went up to the hall, went down to the kitchen, took a big spoon, and overwhelmed the walls, saying that you were blind, that's a politeness. Do you think you were wearing a green robe, and you were the frogs that were used to eliminate harm in the fields?"
"The eyes are scattered and the mouth is big, and the face is full of gnomes. It was originally a toad!"
Eighteen spoke like flowing water, not tepid, and Shangwu was so angry that he had already shaken into a ball, but he couldn't say a word.
"Although flowers are beautifully planted on cow dung, the premise is that cow dung must be highly nutritious and must be despised!"
Shiba stopped talking. When he said this sentence, let alone Shangwu, even Miao Qingting was stunned and didn't understand what Shiba meant.
"Just like you, caterpillar eyebrows, mung bean eyes, sky-swelling nose, wind-catching ears, toad mouth, animal teeth" Shiba said, curling his lips, pointing at Shangwu's facial features with disgust and unstoppable expressions, shaking his head, "The face is like bubbles in the swamp, and it is also a colorful and colorful fighter. It's a person, and I can't bear to see it!"
"You still dare to come out and show off?"
Shangwu was so angry that his seven orifices were about to smoke. He shook his lips and wanted to fight back, but he couldn't say a word.
"Tsk tsk tsk" Shiba curled his lips and shook his head. "I said, your eyes are too tolerant. Looking at such a face, can you still eat?" He shouted at the people around him.
There was another burst of even more deafening laughter. The people watching the fun had no intention of leaving, but were attracted by the words of Shiba.
Miao Qingting and Pei'er were already laughing, and tears were overflowing from the corners of their eyes.
Shangwu's eyes seemed to be about to kill people. After glanced around, no one dared to be born again. Therefore, the laughter of the two seemed particularly abrupt.
Shiba still looked at Shangwu with a smile, looking like he was crazy, "I will scold you, what can you do to me?"
"Oh, I'm so laughing to death. Eighteen, you're so mean, Hiei"
Miao Qingting said halfway, suddenly remembering that she was a man now, so she stopped immediately, stood up and looked at Shangwu's pig liver-colored face, and felt even better.
She looked at the plate of tofu in Xiaowu's hand, stepped forward, took it casually, and handed it to Shangwu, "Give it, let's solve it yourself!"
Shangwu frowned and stared at Miao Qingting, his eyes seemingly trying to kill someone, so he can solve it on his own? Was he going to hit the tofu?
Chapter completed!