Chapter 19 Sending you away thousands of miles away
Wu Dalang looked up slightly, squinted his eyes at this person who was not kind to the person.
The strong man looked at Wu Dalang condescendingly, then grinned and said, "I heard that the cooked cakes here are delicious, so I'll give you ten."
Wu Dalang is a patient with mild cleansing disorder. Seeing this person getting so close, he still smiled at himself, so he wouldn't have to smile. With his grinning look, he could see his shy teeth wrapped around his body with vegetable leaves, which felt like a primitive man covered his own body with tree leaves.
If it is bright eyes, white teeth and jade cabbage, it may not look so disgusting, but this man is obviously not. The yellowish big teeth decorated with leftovers are not beautiful. Its purpose is to give a heavy hammer to the fragile little heart through the window of the soul.
This may also be called: overwhelming the enemy from its momentum...
Originally, Wu Dalang had a disgusting face, but without comparison, there would be no harm. In front of such a fierce and evil character, this person is simply a villain, and he is a superhero with the halo of the protagonist protecting his body...
Wu Dalang was so disgusted that he wanted to push him away... and then found that there was no push, it might be a mountain.
The man smiled proudly and said, "Haha, you just want to push me, just dream."
Wu Dalang curled his lips speechlessly, why are there always people so confident? Can you be confident just because you are tall? Obviously you are very conceited, you are simply too blind.
Wu Dalang said lightly: "Do you think I can't push you?"
The big man glanced at Wu Dalang, who was only tall and only on his chest, and said disdainfully: "I don't underestimate you. If you are like this, I can hit ten with one punch. As for pushing me, you may not even use the strength to feed your breasts."
"Are you so confident? Do you want to try it?"
"No problem. But I can't let you push for nothing, you have to have a good start."
Wu Dalang was speechless. Why did another person want to bet with him? He has always refused pornography, gambling, drugs, or drugs. No, it should be said that it is just gambling, drugs, but why do people here like gambling so much? Didn’t Zhou Dajin lose the bet?
"Okay, then tell me how to bet."
"If you can't push me away, just give me 10 cooked cakes."
"What if I push it away?"
"You can't push it away."
"if..."
"No if."
Wu Dalang pulled the corner of his mouth and said that this guy might be really sick, and it is most likely that his brain was malfunctioning. He should thrust hard for this type of person so that he can be sober and know how stupid he is. Then he would squat in the corner with annoyance to repent.
"If there is no if, then there is no if. I'll give you a ride."
Although the big man was crazy, he still had a stable stance in order to avoid money.
After stomping the horse stance, the man did not forget to show off his stance and said, "Do you know the origin of this horse stance? This is not an ordinary horse stance. It has a loud name called "The Horse stance as Moving as a Mountain". Once this horse stance..."
Wu Dalang really didn't want to hear this man continue to chant, and he didn't care about his "unmoved horse stance as if he was a mountain". Wu Dalang directly stretched out his right hand and shouted, "Tathagata's Divine Palm."
Wu Dalang's palm attacked the Han Dynasty. Before he even encountered the Han Dynasty, the Han Dynasty had already flew backwards, and the unsent words turned into a single word.
"ah..."
The man was like he was hit by a car and formed a parabola that did not pay attention to the principles of mechanics.
"bump..."
The man directly bumped into a family in front of him, plunged into the window of the family, and hung his whole body there, wailing.
The group of people around him were stunned. Just like that, a big man just slapped the ball away. You dare to believe it.
Wu Dalang was too lazy to see that big man. Anyway, he couldn't die. He turned around and raised his burden and walked into the house, humming softly as he walked: "I'll send you thousands of miles away, you're silent black and white..."
"bump..."
After Wu Dalang entered the house, he immediately closed the door.
And the sound of closing the door also made the people who were eating melons completely awake.
"Is this all true? What did I see??"
"It turns out that Boss Wu has been hiding it deeply. His skills are a bit amazing."
"Damn it, fortunately, I didn't kick Boss Wu's door in front of me, otherwise I would be the one hanging there."
"Boss Wu is indeed Boss Wu. The word Wu already shows his extraordinaryness."
"Don't you hear Boss Wu's last voice? I don't know what was humming, but it sounds very nice."
"This may be a poem or song... I feel like Boss Wu can do anything..."
......
Wu Dalang ignored the people outside talking. When he returned to the house and closed the door, he also saw Pan Jinlian who had been hiding in the crack of the door and secretly staring outside.
The somewhat small and exquisite Pan Jinlian looked at Wu Dalang with stars in her eyes and looked at him with admiration.
Pan Jinlian followed Wu Dalang like a man and asked, "Dalang, Dalang, you are so awesome. Was that the magic trick taught you by the old god in the dream just now?"
Wu Dalang pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "This is a simple and inconspicuous little woman." Wu Dalang even had a little doubt about Pan Jinlian described in Water Margin. The gap was not an ordinary big one. Maybe this was the original Pan Jinlian. It was just that she was too simple and walked towards the abyss of sin step by step after she was deceived.
Of course, with him now, Pan Jinlian will always be so simple, cute and carefree.
Wu Dalang shaved Pan Jinlian's nose and said, "It's still my Jinlian who is smart, you can guess this."
Pan Jinlian narrowed her eyes shyly, enjoying Wu Dalang's intimacy.
Wu Dalang coughed lightly: "Jinlian, please put away the money in the burden yourself, I'm going to practice immortality..."
"Yeah, Dalang, go."
In Pan Jinlian's eyes, what is more important than Dalang going to sleep and cultivating immortals...
Wu Dalang suddenly felt that deceiving such a simple little woman was really full of guilt...
But he had no choice, otherwise how to explain it. If he couldn't explain it, then just do it. This is great. You can be a leisurely and generous rich man.
Wu Dalang walked back to the room and lay on the bed. After finding the most comfortable position to lie down, he entered the system.
Today is another great harvest. You can think about the distribution of so many anger values.
I don’t know what good things will be if the lottery draw is, and I should be less ugly or ugly, so I can eat Pan Jinlian. I was still a little excited to think about it.
Chapter completed!