Chapter 2 The clever tongue blooms lotus
Today, the small minibus was lively, and the good shows were staged one after another, and the excitement never stopped.
First, there was a naughty young man who didn't know the world and said that he wanted to change his old appearance in Tieshanwan. Now, a righteous man came out to accuse him of pretending to be a college student and cheating him.
The words of men with black-framed glasses are not unreasonable. At that time, college students were still in the era of providing distribution after graduation. College students like Li Shaoan obeyed distribution after graduation and entered better state-owned enterprises.
According to the salary level at that time, the monthly salary for senior positions in state-owned enterprises would definitely not be less than 80 yuan. At that time, ordinary workers' wages were less than 40 yuan, and farmers in the village had even lower incomes, and there were many people who were more than 10 yuan or 20 yuan.
"I'm a liar? You really open your mouth. What did I lie to you? What did you lie to everyone?"
Li Shaoan was very annoyed when he was jumped up for no reason and pointed to him as a liar. However, he tried his best to suppress the anger in his heart, remained restrained, and began to confront the man with a reasonable and well-founded basis.
"Yes, you said Shaoan Guoguo is a liar, what about the evidence? If there is no evidence, you will be accusing a good person!"
Seeing that Li Shaoan was wearing a liar's hat out of thin air, Li Lingli stopped doing it and jumped up to help Li Shaoan condemn him.
Evidence? What is the evidence? The man with black-framed glasses has no evidence at all. He relies entirely on his own speculation because he really doesn't believe that there are still people in this world who will take the initiative to give up their bright future and choose another road that seems to have no future.
"You said you are a student of Agricultural University, so you can learn something from it to make everyone believe it."
"Why do I need to prove it to you?"
Li Shaoan said coldly, he did not intend to continue with this nonsense guy, nor did he have the leisure to prove his true identity.
"You're guilty. You've long seen that you have a greasy and chessy face. You're not a student from Agricultural University. You're obviously a liar. Although you're not lying now, who promises you won't use bad tricks to other people in the car? Isn't this little girl just so stunned by you that she's just talking to you?"
"Hey, why are you talking nonsense?!" Li Lingli cursed angrily with her eyebrows raised, crossed her waist.
Unwilling to hear the man with black-framed glasses clamoring in his ears, Li Shaoan simply closed his eyes and leaned on the seat to fall asleep.
"Look, if I can't argue, I can only pretend to be a turtle when I go to bed."
The man with black-framed glasses was proud and thought he had successfully exposed Li Shaoan and won the debate. Don’t you know that in Li Shaoan’s heart, he did not take him seriously, and he was not even qualified to be an opponent.
"What's so amazing about college students?"
The less Li Shaoan said, the more the man with black-framed glasses became more powerful and kept saying unpleasant words. Not to mention Li Shaoan, those words sounded unpleasant even the others in the same car sounded unpleasant.
Facing the aggressiveness of the man with glasses, Li Shaoan couldn't bear it anymore. He jumped up and walked from the aisle to the man with glasses.
"You, what are you going to do? A gentleman doesn't act!"
Under Li Shaoan's size of 1.78 meters, the man in the glasses looked thin and small. Everyone in the carriage held their breath, thinking that Li Shaoan was going to take action.
The woman sitting on Li Shaoan's left hand also followed Li Shaoan's movement closely, and she was very surprised. Could it be that this young man really wants to hit someone?
Li Shaoan raised his hand, and the man in glasses was so scared that he closed his eyes and hugged his head with both hands.
After waiting for a long time, no fists fell on his body. The man in glasses took away his hands holding his head in confusion. He opened his eyes and saw Li Shaoan touching the back of his head.
"I'm just scratching my head, I'm scared you." Li Shaoan smiled contemptuously.
"Don't be too arrogant! What's the point of doing it? Are you not a top student in Agricultural University? Then use your knowledge to convince me!"
The man with black-framed glasses looked like a stimulating cockfighting man, cushioning his feet and stretching his neck, and blushing his cheeks, looking like he was just bluffing.
"When people eat grains and grains, do you know that these grains are those five kinds of grains?" Li Shaoan asked suddenly.
"Rice, noodles, steamed buns... and... and..." the man in glasses stammered.
As soon as these shocking remarks came out, the villagers who had farmed for generations in the car burst into laughter. This was really a strange thing. The grains turned into rice and noodles...
Li Shaoan said loudly with a sneering smile on his face: "The so-called grains are rice, millet, sorghum, wheat, and beans."
"I'll ask you again, what is a six animal?" Li Shaoan asked afterwards.
"There are pigs, cows, sheeps... and..." The man in glasses racked his brains and tried hard to recall which animals there were.
"And chickens, ducks, and fish!"
"Oh yes, there are chickens, ducks and fish."
The man in glasses thought that Li Shaoan was talking about the correct answer, so he picked it up and said it again, but he never thought that Li Shaoan had deliberately put a trap on him, but he didn't expect that he would even go in with a stubborn head.
There was another burst of laughter in the carriage, and everyone made a fool of themselves when they looked at the man in glasses.
"Why are you laughing at? Did I say it wrong?" The man in glasses looked very angry.
Li Shaoan said loudly: "Wrong, of course, I'm wrong. The animals are horses, cows, sheep, pigs, dogs, chickens. When did ducks and fish come?"
"But you were clearly talking about chicken, duck, fish just now!" The man in glasses bit the point.
"You believe whatever I say, then why do you insist on my identity? Isn't it a contradiction!"
The man in glasses said excitedly: "You are robbing words."
"What words do I rob, what reason do I rob?" Li Shaoan's eyebrows were cold and his words were sonorous. "It is obviously a despicable person who has no power to tie a chicken and no ambition to make a gentleman judge the abdomen of a villain."
"You, you are slandering! I am just questioning your identity, but you took the opportunity to humiliate me like this, and you have no good intentions at all."
"I'm urging with blood? Since you're just questioning my identity, why are you so sure just now? You can do your best to urging blood and ink. Who are the two of us urging with blood?"
The man with glasses was so angry that he had no room for retaliation by Li Shaoan. He was furious and had to reveal his identity.
"I am also a college student who graduated from the Municipal Normal University. Now I am assigned to teach at Yangqiao Town Middle School. Of course, I know that no one is willing to give up the school's assigned job and go to a remote area like Tieshan Bay."
The man in glasses is proud, hum, isn’t he just a college student? So isn’t he? I can still be worse than you. At least the people around him who are watching the fun are not good or bad, as long as the college student says it.
"A person like you deserves the four words "being a role model?"
"What do you mean? Tell me clearly, why can't I be worthy of it!"
Li Shaoan scolded: "The grains are not divided, the six animals are not distinguished, the gold and jade are outside, the shaved catkins are inside, and there is no plan for a thousand words in my mouth. If I were you, I would have a self-knowledge. Don't be a teacher, and don't do anything that misleads people's children."
The man in glasses bit his back teeth and cursed: "You, you, aren't you just a graduate of Agricultural University? What's so great about it?"
Li Shaoan grinned upwards, showing a look of your helplessness, "Sorry, the graduates of Agricultural University are just amazing."
"Shao'an Guoguo said it well, it's so good."
Li Lingli couldn't help but start applauding Li Shaoan. Her remarks just now made her feel excited and filled with emotion. She didn't bring any dirty words, but she humiliated the sour man with glasses.
"Stop, stop, I'm going to get off!"
The man with disgraceful face could no longer stay in the car and could only get off the bus in shame.
Before leaving, the man in glasses did not forget to point at Li Shaoan and said harsh words, "Li Shaoan, right? Today, our two gangs are together, let's see!"
After a brief episode just now, the minibus arrived at a fork in the road, where Li Shaoan got off, walked along the fork on the mountain for another seven or eight miles, and then arrived at Tieshan Bay.
Farewell to the little girl Li Lingli, Li Shaoan walked out of the carriage, and there was light rain floating outside. A gust of cold wind came out and made people tremble with coldness.
After not taking two steps, Li Shaoan noticed that there seemed to be someone behind him. When he looked back, he was very surprised.
"It's you?"
Chapter completed!