372 Tunnel under the mountain, bamboo rafts(1/2)
"Haha, congratulations to the host for his shameless skills, which have reached a new level!"
"Anchor, do you know? Your behavior really reminds me of an old saying, which is that the most humble person is invincible!"
"Hey? If you say that, isn't that just right? Our Wolf Kill anchors should be invincible. Otherwise, if we don't pay attention, we will be in trouble?"
"What you said upstairs makes sense!"
"Then anchor, keep working hard, don't let down your guard, and strive to be invincible as soon as possible!"
“…..”
In the live broadcast room, there was a commotion as usual.
Outside Caiyun Inn, Fatty and Shirley Yang walked out after eating. They were a little confused when they saw Hu Bayi who looked confused.
The fat man asked.
Ding Ze smiled and briefly explained the situation.
The fat man understood and immediately smiled at Hu Bayi and said, "Old Hu, there is nothing wrong with what Old Ding said. You really don't know the heart of a good person."
Hu Bayi: “??????”
Shirley Yang also smiled, but her smile contained more of helplessness than joy, "Okay, the three of you are almost a hundred years old together, how can you not make trouble like this all day long?"
Shirley Yang said helplessly, and then asked Ding Ze, "Mr. Ding, you just said there is a third way to get to Zhelong Mountain. Do you have any basis for it?"
When Ding Ze heard that he couldn't keep pretending, he smiled and said, "On our way here, the tea seller mentioned the quarry workers... Those workers went to the other side of Zhelong Mountain to quarry stones.
If you can’t get in or out, you have to climb over the mountain.”
Hear the words.
Shirley Yang and the other three were all shocked.
The fat man was the most straightforward, and he said decisively, "Damn it! How come I didn't notice this problem at all?"
"I think it's probably because your ears are just for decoration," Ding Ze teased the fat man with a smile. Then, before the fat man could respond, he moved his eyes and looked at the peacock playing not far away.
.
"Peacock, can you come here? I want to ask you something," Ding Ze shouted.
Peacock Ma slipped over and said, "Brother, what's the matter, you ask."
Ding Ze smiled, he really liked this cute little girl, "We plan to go to the back of Zhelong Mountain to catch butterflies tomorrow. Is there any good way to get there?"
Peacock nodded, "Yes, there is a tunnel at the bottom of the mountain. There is water in the tunnel. Brother, you can go through it on a bamboo raft like the stone quarry workers, and you will be able to reach the other side in a while."
Hear this.
Ding Ze did not continue to ask, but turned to Hu Bayi and smiled, "Old Hu, I just say that you don't need to worry about things all the time. To be honest, doing that all the time is not good for your health."
Hu Bayi: "..."
After being speechless for a while, Hu Bayi immediately opened his mouth and asked Peacock about the situation of the tunnel.
Unfortunately, Peacock was still young and had never entered that tunnel. Facing Hu Bayi's questions, he could only shake his head and said, "I have never been in there. For details, brother, you have to ask my sister-in-law, she should know."
"Well, then I'll go and ask. Thank you," Hu Badi thanked him, and because he was anxious, he turned around and walked towards the inn.
"You're welcome," Peacock responded, then asked Ding Ze, "Brother, do you have anything else?"
Ding Ze heard that, strictly speaking, there was really nothing else but one small thing, "No, thank you. You really helped us a lot."
With that said, Ding Ze took out ten ten-yuan bills from his pocket, bent down and put them into Peacock's hand, "Now, this is a reward for you."
Peacock: “o((⊙﹏⊙))o!!!”
Peacock was stunned for a moment. He looked at the money, then at Ding Ze... He was stunned for several seconds before finally reacting, "Ah! No, no, I didn't do anything, so I can't take your money."
Peacock was anxious for a while, shook his head repeatedly, and hurriedly handed the money back to Ding Ze.
"Let's do this. If your sister-in-law agrees tomorrow, you will lead us to the entrance of the tunnel. The money will be used as travel expenses. In this way, you have done something. If you accept the money, it will be fine. Right.
wrong?"
Peacock:"?????"
He was stunned again.
The little head is spinning.
"It seems right, but it seems wrong..."
Peacock pondered for a while and came up with the answer, "No, you helped us carry things today, and I can't take your money."
When he spoke, his tone was extremely certain and decisive.
"Brother, please take the money. I still have a lot of things to do. Bye."
After saying that, Peacock put the money in his hand on the stone next to him, then turned around quickly and ran towards the inn as if he was running away.
In the blink of an eye, Ding Ze and the others disappeared from the field of vision, leaving only the lame 'lies' still floating slowly in the air.
….
Ding Ze: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a"
Ding Ze was slightly surprised for a moment because he didn't expect Peacock to make such a move.
After being shocked for a few seconds, he came to his senses.
Ding Ze couldn't help but sigh with emotion. He smiled and shook his head, "She is such an overly cute girl."
Fatty and Shirley Yang heard this and nodded in agreement.
"When I look for a wife in the future, I will have to use this standard to find a wife," the fat man said very seriously.
Ding Ze heard: "Then I'm afraid there is a high chance that you will be a bachelor."
Fatty: "(# ̄~ ̄#)!!!"
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In the live broadcast room.
The commotion of the sand sculpture audience paused briefly, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little heavy.
"Hey, I don't know why, but when I see a girl like this, I can't help but regret that I was too young, got married so early, and married a tigress to keep at home..."
"Brother, I can understand you, we are all careless!"
"Yes, I was careless. When I was hesitant about getting married, I should have done it... Now think about it, if I had done it at that time, hey!"
"e=(′o`*))) Alas!!! It's a pity that life can't be repeated... There's no way!"
“…..”
For a moment, in the live broadcast room of [Your Ancestor], the sighs from the audience of male sand sculptures continued one after another.
I saw a group of male spectators, one after another, as if the valve in their hearts suddenly opened. Boom boom, they were not letting out water, but simply releasing floods, rushing to express their feelings.
See this scene.
How would all the female viewers in the live broadcast room be happy, especially the married female viewers?
It's definitely better than impossible.
Then, in the live broadcast room of [Your Ancestor], there suddenly seemed to be an earth-shattering explosion.
Bang!
The war has begun! A large and terrifying number of female spectators have launched a counterattack with great momentum!
"Haha! I realize that you men are really cheap!"
"At first, you were chasing us with sweet words and begging us to marry you. But now, everyone is saying they regret it?"
"Tell yourselves whether you are cheap or not!"
"Besides, it sounds like you regret it? Don't we regret it?"
"Don't look at what you are like after you get married! You accomplish nothing and don't care about anything..."
Bah bah bah bah.
A moment of effort!
Men's sins are laid out one after another...
Good guy, at first glance, this is shocking!
"Well done! Let me add one more thing. After you get married, you guys, you have either eaten secretly outside, or you are eating secretly. No matter how bad it is, you will definitely have the idea of eating secretly!"
"Are you all so fucking retarded? You all can't control your wretched things. Do you have to cut them off?"
Exploded, exploded!
A group of male idiots in the audience: "?╬??д??╬?!!!!"
"Fuck you, it's like you don't eat secretly!"
"If you didn't eat secretly, how did people like Lao Wang next door appear?"
To be continued...