369 Thrilling Mountain Road, I want to get off!(1/2)
Sitting on this old train from the 1980s, listening to the sound of the wheels rubbing against the rails again and again.
Ding Ze couldn't help but think of a sentence he had read online before.
‘The old train is just like some female compatriots, they go shopping, eat, eat, eat...’
Thinking about it, Ding Ze smiled.
The fat man next to him saw it and asked curiously, "Old Ding, why are you laughing suddenly?"
Ding Ze opened his mouth and said the words that came to his mind to the fat man again.
"Haha, Lao Ding, you are really a talent, and the description is so apt," the fat man said happily, facing Shirley Yang opposite, "Ms. Yang, have you and Lao Hu been shopping for food in the past few days?
eat……"
Shirley Yang: “╮(╯▽╰)╭!!”
Giving Fatty a blank look, Shirley Yang turned to look out the window.
Hu Bayi, who was sitting next to Shirley Yang, smiled silently and shook his head.
The appearance of such a smile means that the fat man guessed correctly.
Seeing this, Fatty and Ding Ze looked at each other and smiled.
hey-hey.
This kind of old train from the 1980s has stops and stops along the way, and the speed is naturally very slow.
The four of them ate, slept, and ate on the train, suffering for dozens of hours before finally hearing the announcement of "Next stop, Kunming" blaring from the loudspeaker.
"We're finally here," Ding Ze stood up and stretched.
The four got off the car.
In the original plot, the three fat men stayed in Kunming for three days, took a rest, and at the same time found Da Jinya's comrades and obtained several pistols.
Now that they all have guns in their hands, they naturally don't need to worry about anything more.
However, because the train was late and I had been on the train for dozens of hours, I could hardly get a good night's sleep...
"Let's take a day off, have a good sleep, and then find a place to buy some insect traps," Hu Bayi said.
The plan is that the four of them have to disguise themselves as museum staff who go into the mountains to catch butterflies, so they still have to prepare some of the simplest tools.
Ding Ze had no objection. He basically never fell asleep on the train. At this time, he yawned one after another. He felt like he could fall asleep even standing up...
In short, he desperately needs a place to sleep!
Otherwise, this is very similar to when he was a teenager, playing games in an Internet cafe for dozens of hours, and when he walked out of the Internet cafe, he felt worse than death, and his whole body seemed to be floating...
It's terrible!
"No problem, let's have a nice meal on the way," the fat man nodded in agreement, "I heard here..."
Bah bah bah bah.
As the fat man walked, he talked about eating all kinds of good things.
The four of them didn't go too far and found a regular guest house near the train station.
Ding Ze entered the room and lay down on the bed. Within a minute, he fell unconscious.
I slept until the next morning.
Fatty and Hu Bayi had already gone out to buy things like insect nets.
The four of them went straight to the bus station without delay and got on the shabby minibus that looked like it might fall apart at any moment.
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The minibus drove along the national highway.
The road ahead is pretty normal and you can see villages on both sides.
Going further and ascending the mountain road, there are only endless mountains as far as the eye can see on both sides.
The mountains don't matter.
The key is that these mountain roads are very narrow and winding, and there are always sharp turns...
This is not the most important thing.
The most important thing is that this is the 1980s, and there are no guardrails on the side of the mountain road...
Ding Ze turned his head and looked at the edge of the mountain road almost next to the wheel... It was purely instinctive. He couldn't help but feel a panic. He was really worried that this minibus would roll down without paying attention.
At this time, the fat man, who was afraid of heights and had been shaking for a long time, couldn't bear it anymore and his voice trembled.
"Lao Hu, Miss Yang, why didn't you two say that I still had to suffer this kind of punishment!"
"What the hell, my heart is in my throat!"
"If that doesn't work, let's go down and walk. It will take a few days at most..."
The fat man was really scared.
Looking at Hu Bayi and Shirley Yang, they are actually not much better.
Hearing what the fat man said, Hu Bayi first looked back casually, acting like a minibus driver who wasn't worried about anything happening.
"Fat man, just bear with it, you'll get used to it."
"Look at the other people in the car, don't they have no reaction? You are doing big things after all, so you can't just shrink back when you encounter such difficulties."
"If you are really afraid, then close your eyes and keep out of sight."
Fatty: "......."
"Close your eyes? If something happens, wouldn't I die without knowing how?"
"No! You must not close these eyes!"
As he said that, the fat man suddenly seemed to have thought of something and turned around, "Old Ding, Lao Hu is unreliable. Do you have any good ideas?"
Ding Ze: "????"
"How about I threaten the driver and tell him that if he doesn't drive slower, I will kill him?" Ding Ze joked at the fat man with a smile.
Unexpectedly, the fat man took it seriously and nodded immediately, "Okay! Just do it! Old Ding, hurry up, otherwise I'm really worried. I'll be scared to death before we get there."
Hear this.
Ding Ze: "..."
Hu Bayi: "..."
Ding Ze was helpless and shook his head, "Fat man, you are so cowardly, it's really beyond my expectation... What happened to you during the time we were separated? Why do I feel that you didn't seem to have any problems before?
So cowardly."
Fatty: "???!!!"
"Old Ding! I don't call this cowardice, I call it cherishing life!"
A man's face is very important, and the fat man suddenly became anxious, "I only have one life, and it would be unjust to die in a shabby car!"
"Forget it, I'll go talk to that jerk driver!"
With that said, the fat man made a gesture to get up.
Seeing this, Hu Bayi quickly stretched out his hand, intending to stop the fat man from misbehaving.
Suddenly, at this moment.
Ding!
The minibus suddenly... almost bounced!
Fatty: "!!!"
"Oh my god, I'm really going to be killed by this broken car..."
The fat man sat down quickly in an instant, huddled in his seat, and big beads of sweat kept sliding down his pale cheeks...
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"Haha, what a pitiful fat man, he must have been scared to death."
In the live broadcast room, some viewers burst out laughing when they saw this scene.
"In my opinion, it's not just that my soul is gone, but I might even be scared to death... Haha, such a strong person would be so scared while sitting in a car... I'm laughing to death!"
"Is this the legendary contrasting cuteness? Haha, how funny!"
“…..”
The audience of idiots started chirping heartlessly and laughing happily.
As a result, some more serious viewers couldn't stand it.
"I said, is it really okay for you to base your happiness on the pain of fat people? Don't you think this is very inappropriate?"
A crowd of spectators said: "??????"
To be continued...