Chapter 1024: Perverted Mad Tang Sanzang
Monk Tang!!!
Ji Kao had a smile on his face, and he narrowed his eyes and looked at the gray clouds above the sky of Jiuyou Hell. Slowly, a strange smell appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Tang Seng's system was revealed, and he had already come out long ago.
However, Ji Kao has always not known where Tang Monk’s specific location is, nor what Tang Monk’s implant identity is.
In fact, after all, Ji Kao is not very bird-like Tang Monk. To put it bluntly, this b is more nonsense than Ji Kao himself, and even if he summons it, there is no use for a bird.
However, when Ji Kao later learned that the old monkey was still imprisoned by the tight spell, he finally realized that the system settings of Gou Yue were too disgusting and would never explode Tang Monk for no reason.
Therefore, the only function of Tang Seng in Ji Kao's eyes is to help the old monkey get out of trouble.
But later, when Ji Kao died tragically and his soul fell into the Forgetful River, he discovered something very strange.
That is... the so-called Forgetful River God is actually Tang Monk himself!
Although at first glance, Tang Seng, a guy with tender skin and tender flesh, has nothing to do with the mighty and majestic man like the River God. However, if you look at Tang Seng's life, you can find that Tang Seng has too many connections with the river.
When I was born, I was thrown into the river, and the day I became a Buddha is still in the river...
According to the system's implanted memory, after the old monkey was suppressed by Tathagata, the Journey to the West Essence Team was no longer complete. Even Bajie, the envoy of the altar, fell into the end of sneaking into the Qin fleet to cheat food and drink.
In this way, Jin Chanzi Tang Seng was demoted to the River God, which is also very consistent with the systemic urinary nature.
"Your Majesty, who is Tang Monk?"
Kuafu frowned and spoke. In a vague way, Kuafu felt that he had heard of such a name somewhere. It was a long time ago, in the mortal kingdom, there was an extremely prosperous country called...Dongtu Datang!!!
However, when I thought about it carefully, Kuafu couldn't recall it anymore.
After all, a thousand years ago, there were too many countries. As powerful as Wei Kingdom, they were killed by gods and turned into a resentful Wei Heilong Horse. A Dongtu Tang Dynasty might just be the country covered with yellow sand and blood during the war between humans and demons.
Hearing Kuafu's words, Ji Kao smiled slightly and said calmly: "He is my... Uh, Master!"
"Master?"
As soon as the words came out, the heroes were scared!
Naturally, everyone knew that Ji Kao had obtained the old monkey inheritance and learned some monkey-head stick techniques, which was half an apprentice. He also respected the old monkey very much and called him "Brother Monkey".
Then, in this way, isn’t this ‘Tang Monk’ the master of the old monkey? Then his cultivation and combat power are not…
I dare not think about it!
Seeing that even Kuafu's face was solemn, Ji Kao rolled his eyes and was really speechless, and continued to look up at the sky.
He knew that this shy master was hiding in the sky at this moment, staring at him silently.
However, his master, Tang Poon, who was praised by thousands of people as the "No. 1 person in the mouth", is a person who cares about the truth.
After he was exposed by the system, the implanted identity may be that the Buddha Tathagata was demoted here to act as a river god. In this way, if Tathagata does not come out and Tathagata does not give orders, Tang Seng will not come out even if he is beaten to death.
However, we came from Ji Kao in the 21st century. If you play tricks, you can kill ten Tang Monks and one Luo Jiaying!
So Ji Kao shrugged, smiled, turned around slowly, and bowed to Heshi Gao!
"Master, please come out and see you!"
Ji Kao's voice echoed around him, but it was useless. But even so, Ji Kao's face was still very calm, just like a young child who was paying tribute to his elders during the Chinese New Year.
However, after a moment, the peaceful smile on Ji Kao's face was replaced by a rogue and gangster-like look. At the same time, the loud voice exploded in the void.
"Damn it, Tang Seng, get out of here!"
Damn... Simply put, it is a kind of kind greeting that is common in any world or era.
However, this kind of words that greet other people's mothers can represent many meanings depending on the tone.
Ji Kao's expression and tone at this moment give people the feeling that in the next moment, he will use your mother as the center of the circle, your relative as the radius, your father as the fulcrum, his big Jiba as the main weapon, yy as the main skill, and 360-degree all-round radiation to turn over the entire family tree of Tang Monk!!!
So, at this moment, everyone was stunned.
Especially Lei Zhenzi, looking at Ji Kao who was like a shrew at this moment, he seemed to see the boy who escaped from Chaoge and stood on the bow of the boat eighteen years ago.
"Master, you guys, get out quickly!"
"Hey, mom, I won't hate you so much that you don't move, right?"
"Why did the 90-year-old woman die on the streets, why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night, why did Nuwa's underwear frequently stolen? Who did the serial sow rape cases? Is it human or ghosts when the old nun's door was knocked every night? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of female dogs? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature, or the decay of morality? Is it the outbreak of sexuality, or the helplessness of hunger? Come, let us enter the inner world of the perverted and crazy Tang Sanzang together!"
"Zilong, do you want to know, a thousand years ago, who forced a thousand female Bodhisattvas in Taiping Taoist Temple to take off their clothes and take a bath? Cun Xiao, do you know the secret of Tang Sanzang's castration in order to improve his realm? Bald hair, do you know, the list of Tang Sanzang's 1,500 illegitimate children outside? Brother, are you clear about the truth about the white dragon horse screaming in the middle of the night and red and swollen buttocks?"
Crackling!
At the moment, Ji Kao was like a verbal bombardment, and all kinds of dirty words emerged from his mouth like a machine gun.
Finally, the clouds above the sky changed, as if someone could not bear such rude and filthy words, and couldn't help but move for a moment.
The next moment, gray clouds flashed and a figure fell from the air.
From a distance, it was a bald monk with dirty bodies. Although he looked very down and out, the monk had a pair of beautiful eyes, excellent skin, red and white, and extremely tempting.
Not only that, this monk did not have a beautiful and elegant appearance, and was extremely handsome. When he fell down, there was a Buddha's light all over his body. When he walked to Ji Kao, a smile appeared on the corner of his lips. His smile was endless, but it was fresh and natural.
"Boy, insulting his family and involving his parents, will be in the hell of tongue-pulling in the future!"
After looking at the monk with tender skin, Ji Kao smiled. He knew that this kid was... Monk Tang!!
Chapter completed!