Chapter 36(1/2)
As a former oiran with a lot of idol baggage, He Zhizhou was very angry.
He didn't talk about debuting in the C position of the boy band, but directly formed akb84 to ride the waves, and he should have the level of a bar resident. At this moment, he was called "singing a funeral song" by a group of naughty children, and the Queen Elsa imitation show was even more miserable.
Waterloo has become a "burning paper money" for Lao Shizi.
He Zhizhou felt that his professional ability had been insulted, which was even more difficult to accept than others laughing at his poor swordsmanship.
Of course, this sentence can only be whispered behind the back. If people in the teacher's sect find out, they will probably have to receive a lesson in love.
The little children were crying, and the brothers and sisters in the alley knew three hundred and sixty-five ways to kill them, but they were particularly at a loss as to how to stop the crying.
During the stalemate between the two, Pei Ji actually took a few steps forward.
Although he is extremely handsome, he always has a gloomy face on weekdays. Now he frowned slightly, his thin lips pursed into a straight and sharp line like a knife, and coupled with the long sword on his waist, the subtext was clearly revealed.
——The weather is getting colder, and it’s time for these noisy naughty kids to die.
Chen Yueming was the closest to him. He was so frightened that his legs were weak and he did not dare to move. He expected that a bright long sword would suddenly pierce his head. Unexpectedly, the other party did not move. Instead, he lowered his voice and spoke very softly.
Voice: "Stop crying."
It is a clear and melodious teenage voice.
Her tears were still streaming down her face, and as her eyes dimmed with tears, she saw the fierce-looking brother in black in front of her bend down and hand her a small thing she didn't know what it was.
Through the misty tears, Chen Yueming could barely see what the thing looked like.
It turned out to be a small butterfly made of grass. As Pei Ji moved his fingertips, its wings could flap up and down leisurely.
Pei Ji still had an expressionless face, and seemed not to be good at comforting others. His tone was as dry as a stone: "For you."
Chen Yueming gritted his teeth and did not move.
She, she, she, she will not be bribed by such a cheap gadget! She is the second daughter of the Echeng County magistrate's family, is she someone who can be subdued so easily?
——Although the little green butterfly is really cute.
Pei Ji saw her curling her lips and did not speak. Instead, he took out a small green object from the storage bag and handed it to Chen Yueming.
It was a round-looking straw frog. He pressed it gently and jumped into the air. Suddenly it fell and was held by the young man's slender fingers.
Now, even if Chen Yueming wanted to save face, the children around her couldn't help but swarm forward to watch the fun.
The naughty child's emotions came and went as quickly as they came, and Pei Ji immediately attracted all his attention, letting the snot and tears hang on his face like a pot of vegetables.
"The two brothers and sisters just did tricks to tease you."
He patiently placed the butterfly and the frog in the hands of the two children: "This is a gift to apologize to you. I'm sorry."
In fact, Pei Ji's expression has never been very gentle, but compared to Zheng Weiqi, who looked like a runt, Ning Ning, who cannibalize children every minute, and He Zhizhou, a human being, he can barely be regarded as a normal humanoid creature.
How do you say that sentence? Thanks to my colleagues for setting it off well.
The naughty children were scared to pieces and were in urgent need of some psychological sustenance. The more cold and blunt Pei Ji was, the more they felt that this big brother was so reliable, calm, pure and unpretentious.
It was as if it was out of the mud but not stained, not to mention he also sent novel and cute little gifts.
A group of children finally stopped crying, but the expressions of the brothers and sisters at the entrance of the alley were uglier than crying.
He Zhizhou's face was full of disbelief, and the hand he pointed at himself trembled slightly: "Can this handsome face of mine be more scary than Pei Ji? Why why? Is it because my "Yijian Plum" is not tall enough?"
Zheng Weiqi's eyes were full of defeat, and she was in a daze: "I actually lost? I lost to Pei Ji in amusing children? My swordsmanship is not as good as that frog? Am I really a monkey?"
The two of them fell into deep self-doubt. Only Ning Ning found it novel and walked up to Pei Ji: "Did you buy it on the street, or did you make it yourself?"
Her voice was clear and soft, like a ball of cotton rubbing against her eardrums. Pei Ji pursed her thin lips tighter, as if she was a little irritable and unwilling to answer this question.
"oh--"
Ning Ning lingered, lowered her voice, and couldn't help but smile a little: "That's what I did."
Wow, she didn't know how many surprises the male protagonist had.
Not only is he an extremely innocent elementary school eggshell, he is also proficient in fighting and cooking. Look at the wings of that little butterfly flapping up and down——
Maybe Pei Ji also has a girlish heart!
Pei Ji turned his head to the other side, his Adam's apple rolling up and down: "I learned this when I was young and had nothing to do."
"Stupid Pei Xiaoji!"
Cheng Ying started to chatter about love teaching again: "How can you admit that you made it up! Have you ever seen any kendo master who can make up grass butterflies to play?"
Pei Ji was a little impatient, but still had the arrogance of a young man in his bones: "The predecessors couldn't do it, why can't I be the first?"
Cheng Ying was choked by him, and then spoke faster: "You don't understand this. To please a little girl, you have to learn to make up stories - for example, you were walking on the street one day and saw a guy selling straw toys.
A girl was bullied by a robber. It was late and then it was fast. You stepped forward and took the thief's head with a sword. In order to thank you, the girl gave you those two gadgets as gifts."
It was so impressed by its own brain circuit that it exclaimed: "Heroes saving the beautiful, punishing the evil and promoting the good are so memorable!"
"Since it's so commemorative, why would you give someone else's gift away?"
Pei Ji secretly sneered, and when he finally thought of something, a trace of anger appeared in his eyebrows: "Not to mention that I don't want to please anyone."
Chengying chuckled: "I ate the candy bought by Ning Ning in Jialan City. After returning to the sect, some sword cultivator with water in his head secretly got up in the middle of the night and made some gadgets with his own hands in front of the moon.
He had a few punctures. Alas, I remember that the injuries he received in Jialan City were not healed at that time, so he was a physically disabled person with a strong mind."
It sighed as it spoke, and it made a miserable person: "It's a pity that I didn't send it out the next day - wasn't it just that I saw that Senior Brother He gave her a long-lost sword manual?"
Pei Ji suppressed his anger and gently rubbed his eyebrows: "I just think those toys are not worth mentioning. Senior sister will not like them if they are given to me. It has nothing to do with senior brother He."
The middle-aged man's uncle in his mind was instantly amused: "Then you still said you don't want to please her! You've exposed your secret, Pei Xiaoji!"
Pei Ji didn't bother to explain to it the difference between "please" and "thank you".
He has always been unwilling to owe others. When Ning Ning went to all the trouble to send candies, he also thought of giving gifts as a thank you.
Since Pei Ji can remember, it seems that he has never given gifts to others. After thinking about it, he always felt that rouge and gouache were too vulgar, and he didn't have the handed down sword manual or magic weapons, so he just made some small gadgets with his own hands and gave them to her.
That night, Cheng Ying tried hard to persuade her all night long, saying that the saying "courtesy is less important than affection is more important" has long since failed to work. Sooner or later, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life.
Pei Ji sneered at this statement and engaged in a debate with it all night, but no one could be convinced.
As a result, the next day, I happened to see He Zhizhou handing Ning Ning an original copy of swordsmanship. In Senior Brother He's words, "In order to buy it, I was almost forced to sell myself, and my innocence was not guaranteed."
Pei Ji looked at two shadows chatting and laughing not far away.
He lowered his head and looked at his butterfly, frog and little duck, said nothing, and returned to the room without saying a word, dragging his body covered with injuries.
Cheng Ying held it in for a long time that day without saying a word, and finally said with half hesitation: "Actually, I think your butterfly, frog, and duck are quite cute. I like them very much."
So the matter never came to an end.
Pei Ji never said, and Ning Ning would never know that he had endured the injuries he sustained in the battle in Galan City and prepared a small gift for her with a serious face on a quiet moonlit night.
His mind is incredibly simple, even a little silly, but his stubbornness and stubbornness have not changed, like a pillar made of stone——
Pei Ji didn't even want to take a look at those gadgets. He kept them in his storage bag and never took them out. After returning to his room, he became even more serious and read the sword manual for a whole day and night.
Even though I didn’t read a word of it.
"What are you thinking about?"
Ning Ning saw that her junior brother was lost in thought for some reason. She stood on tiptoes and snapped her fingers at him. A pair of round almond-shaped eyes with a smile suddenly appeared in Pei Ji's eyes: "Frogs and butterflies are so cute! I used to
Why haven't I heard that you can do this? Why, are you afraid that I will snatch them all away after I find out?"
She paused and then asked: "Can you be a rabbit?"
Pei Ji stiffened and whispered in his throat: "Yeah."
The little girl said "Wow" with round eyes. With a cold face, he took out a round fat rabbit from the storage bag like a magic trick.
Ning Ning felt like she had found a treasure. After thanking her, she took it and pinched the rabbit's ears while looking up at him: "Junior brother, you don't want to spread your skills to other people? Can you teach me some time?"
Chengying ahhed like an old hen crazily: "She likes it! Pei Ji, did you see it? She likes it! Did Ning Ning smile so happily when she received He Zhizhou's sword manual? Pei Ji, you are the best!"
Cheng Ying regarded He Zhizhou as his number one rival, but he was far more hopeless than ordinary people imagined. Now he was grinning and laughing: "Junior brother, do you have a bird? I want to play with birds."
The narrator is indeed an artificially retarded person, and upon hearing this, he immediately made a crunching noise.
Narrator: [If it is detected that the person who breaks into the tower has bad words and deeds, a stern warning will be issued after the beep. Please correct your attitude, the Pagoda is not an illegal place.]
Zheng Weiqi looked at him with shock on her face.
Then he watched helplessly as He Zhizhou took the bird from Pei Ji's hand, leaned over and handed the toy to the children——
Of course, it was not the bird that was handed over.
But it was the little butterfly that he snatched from the hands of a naughty child not long ago.
A group of children stared angrily, daring to be angry but afraid to speak.
Chen Lubai had never seen such a shameless person fighting for a toy with a child. She was silent for a long time and then managed to speak out: "You are indeed a cultivator. You are indeed extraordinary."
As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly heard footsteps coming from behind her. When she turned around, she saw that it was the servant of the Chen family.
The man was panting. He must have been running around for a long time. He was relieved after seeing everyone. He gasped and shouted: "Miss, no, it's not good! Something happened in the house!"
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There will be another update tonight!
To be continued...