No. 159 Special Care Services for Female Elderly(1/2)
"As for what the Polys do, I don't care. We don't know anything. Springfield just provided the stage and drinks. God, call the resident doctor quickly, that lsp fainted!" Edward jumped out quickly.
Poly was stunned at this moment, looking at the old man in his arms, his eyes turned pale and his face turned blue. During the few minutes Edward and Robert chatted, the two fell down and became LSP sitting on Poly's lap.
To be honest, this makes people feel much more comfortable, both visually and safe.
but……
"Damn it, what's going on?" An old man next to him shouted, "Shawn, I've always been in good health. I've never heard of heart disease or something. What's going on?"
"Hurry up and let him flat!" Edward roared. If someone died on the first day of opening the door, he would become a laughing stock.
The old guy named Sean was lying flat on the ground, surrounded by a large circle of people. Edward knelt beside him regardless of the matter and pinched his nails into others.
"God, what's going on?" It works very well. Old Sean woke up. "I just felt very happy, very happy. I even felt like I was young in an instant, although I couldn't breathe!"
"Bastard" Edward pulled Paulie over, and the aunt was sad.
"I did nothing"
"Fuck, are you brain-related? Do you think it was 30 years ago? Press the old guy's head to your chest! Look, look," Edward said disgusted, "It's almost dragged to the navel, it's not elastic and soft, just blocking the old guy's nose and eyes, if it weren't for discovering it in time..."
"I, I..." Poly's tears flashed. "I, I just miss the atmosphere of the past too much."
"So, give me some brains and don't think about cheating out the money of these old guys at one time. Do you understand? Take your time!! Money can't be made, but safety comes first!"
"But……"
"It's nothing, but if I find out that there is a second time, I'll send you to the police station. Hehe, if you don't believe it, you can try it...or the bottom of the Hudson River is also pretty good..."
After some intimidation, Baoli returned to the venue obediently, and Old Sean called out to the baby in a refreshed voice.
The atmosphere began to rise.
"Edward, these old guys can't drink too much, as this can easily lead to sudden death." Robert reminded
"Well, you're right." He touched his chin.
Then he called the bartender and said, "All cocktails should be doubled in water..."
"This" the bartender was hesitant, "Will this be discovered?"
"Impossible. I'm already in my seventies and eighties. My sense of smell and taste has almost deteriorated. Just have a taste. Don't be afraid, don't worry, do it with confidence. If they have any objections, auntie... Oh, if the girls are not right, they will help you settle it. In addition, I see that you are very skilled in throwing the bartender pot, but why is the salary so low?"
"This is my first time working as a bartender, sir."
"?Then what did you do before?"
"The circus jugglers can play eight balls in the air at the same time. I was born in the circus. It was the golden age of the circus. I followed the caravan all over the United States. Later, the movie appeared, from silent to sound, from black and white to color, from narrow screen to wide screen... At the beginning, the movie was like an ugly duckling, and we didn't care much. But I remember that when "Gone with the Wind" was broadcast, we were all desperate, and the circus went down from then on, but we didn't know anything except circus, and we could only hold on to perform..." His voice was a little choked.
"At that time, I was already 40 years old and had three children, and I wanted to support them..."
"Hey, Rob, when did Gone with the Wind come out?"
"In 1939, I was deeply impressed by it. At that time, I was just 20 years old and was crazy about Vivien Leigh..."
"Okay..." Edward scratched his head
"By the way," he continued to instruct the bartender, "After a while, the price of alcohol is adjusted, and for their health, all alcoholic beverages will be sold at a step-by-step price. The first three cups are four, the fourth cup is five, the fifth cup is six... to the seventh cup, you will charge ten yuan..."
Bartender: "Will this be too much or be protested by them?"
Edward: "It's okay. If these guys drink the seventh cup, they should be almost drunk. Remember, keep an eye on me. If the aunt...oh... girls dare to steal money from their wallets, tell me, or just call the security guard!"
"Yes, Mr. Edward" the bartender left tremblingly.
Immediately, the basement gave out cheers, and the bartender suddenly regained his old age, and four bartenders flew in the air at the same time. The bartender's face also showed a long-lost special look...
The wooden stage was stomped and "bang" sounded, and five "girls" wore skirts and accompanied by dance music played by the record player, they began to perform a hot Kang Kang dance performance on the stage.
Just like the Ziegfei Song and Dance Group 30 years ago, or the Crazy Horse Nightclub now...
If you don't consider your weight...
"God..." Edward wiped his sweat again. "Rob, tell me the truth. You didn't take kickbacks on this stage. Now the weight on it is enough...one ton! God, don't make any trouble..."
"No, absolutely not," Robert's eyes straightened and he murmured, "Mizrasi Rabbi trusts my professional ethics the most... But tomorrow, I'd better find someone to strengthen the stage. Over time, there will inevitably be metal fatigue..."
"Okay, let's go. I hired a security guard and a doctor, so there shouldn't be any major problems." Edward turned and left.
"But, have you ever thought that these old guys can have such a carnival today, but their wives will definitely find out that women feel that they cannot tolerate men doing this. Even these men no longer have substantial abilities."
"Don't worry," Edward patted his shoulder, "I have a way to deal with these old ladies, believe me... they will soon fall in love with their own good life... This is the liberation of human nature."
"Well, to be honest, I'm looking forward to it..."
"By the way, have I asked you to register all the companies you registered? And those who have acquired them are all OK?"
"Yeah, it's all done."
"Then tomorrow, you continue to come here, I will let you watch a good show, and then I will go back to school, and I will leave it to you. Just follow my method."
"OK"
"You can watch the elderly's house for a while, I have to do something, see you tomorrow."
...
The next morning, Robert Nash sighed, walked out of Edward's office, and went to the next room to register the name of the person. This time, they were all young people, with more men and few women, black and white. Although they were of different heights, fat and thin, they all had good appearances and were not luxurious in their clothes, but they were clean and tidy, showing good family education.
Today was pretty good. Robert did not eat tofu by a salty pig and quickly finished his work.
"Edward, what are you going to do?" he asked.
"I gave these guys some training yesterday, and now I have to send them a pre-war mobilization." Someone was full of energy, and Robert walked behind and looked dull.
He had a premonition that what tricks the guy in front of him were going to play again.
Edward walked into the room, and the twenty or thirty young men and women immediately looked at him.
"Everyone, I have given you a lot of training these days. Today is the time to practice."
"I know that you are all good kids, but the high school loans are so heavy that you can't breathe. So I provide an opportunity to make a fortune and to do good deeds to help those lonely elderly people and enrich their lonely old lives."
Robert Khan came down again, young men, enriching their "they" and "lonely" old age. This sounds a bit unreasonable, or it is difficult not to associate it in that direction.
Edward continued, "Remember, you are salesmen, and there is a transaction relationship with these elderly people."
"Huh" Robert breathed a sigh of relief, salesman, that's fine, just sell things
But!" He paused, slowed down and said, "What you sell is not a product! The product is just a big deal. You collect money to help them solve problems such as loneliness! Let their hearts have a home and a place to support them!"
Robert's legs became weak, and this matter was indeed going in a bad direction.
...
Immediately, a news began to circulate among the old ladies in the nursing home.
The physiotherapy branch of a famous pharmaceutical company is going to add an elderly experience point in the nursing home. This is a completely free project, mainly because the company wants to collect user experience data of their new products and the treatment effect on chronic diseases.
As for what physiotherapy device is it?
The old ladies walked into the huge experience room and saw single beds placed inside.
Each bed is covered with a mat, which looks like it is made of some pretty stone grinding into thin slices and connected with ropes.
There is also a plug on one end of the mat to plug it into the socket.
The old ladies were full of curiosity and didn't know what new weapon this was.
Just as they were hesitating, the young men and women who had been trained by Edward rushed out from the side. They seemed to have a division of labor. Each of them stepped forward to support an old lady, opened their mouths and called her mother.
Americans attach great importance to family concepts, and the obvious manifestation is that they rarely use the title of relatives or relatives in daily interpersonal communication.
For example, in China, people with good relationships often say, "We will be a family in the future."
This kind of words will not be heard in the United States.
Because of the tradition of Jesus and the concept of private sphere inherent in white people, their concept of family is much smaller than that of China.
But during the training, Edward emphasized that the old lady must be called a mother, and if an old man participates, he will be called a father.
At that time, someone refuted that Edward was very tough and said that if he was dissatisfied, he could withdraw. Since he wanted to make money, he had to sacrifice his life.
Generally speaking, things like accepting parents on the Internet will cause disgust, but Edward knows that this time it will probably happen.
The reason is very simple. He had read the visitor records of nursing homes before. Usually, it would be nice to visit the children of these poor elderly people once every three months to half a year. There were many people who lived there for five years without any children asking about it.
As a time traveler, he knew very well what these poor old people needed the most - family affection, even a false moment of family affection, could make them feel inner joy and relaxation.
And will be happy to pay for it, even if you know that it is all fake.
Human nature is so simple and so complex.
In his previous life, a large number of elderly people ate this set, and then generously donated money to buy a bunch of "health care products" or "physiotherapy equipment" that they didn't actually need.
Speaking of which, these routines are also circulated from abroad, usually in the order of the United States - Fusang - ww - mainland coast - mainland mainland.
In terms of time, the United States has already had this unhealthy trend at this moment, but it did not cause much harm to the United States for various reasons. Instead, it grew rapidly after landing in Japan. As for a certain island after taking over... Haha, let's not talk about it.
This is actually a fixed routine for the elderly. The core is two: "1. Meet the elderly's family needs, and 2. Give the elderly the hope of health and longevity."
All changes will never leave their roots.
The old ladies were a little resistant at first, but then the warm "mother" calls began to fall.
To be continued...