"What are you? I'm shitting...and then...splashed my ass!"

"I'm so laughing to death. It turns out that Eunuch Yang was a father-in-law in his previous life, and this life was just a true performer. No wonder my father-in-law performed so well."

"He is a man with a story."

"Has Yang Bo offended Anshen? He was ruthlessly spoofed by Anshen."

"Best bad friend! The appraisal is completed."

"I'm really just here to listen to music, don't make me laugh, okay?"

The story successfully attracted fans to continue exploring. After the prelude, the picture began to enter the scene of Eunuch Yang being a eunuch in the Ming Dynasty, and Chen Ping'an's singing also started.

"He has a migraine, his father-in-law has a migraine, his father-in-law has a migraine.

Say the silver is not heavy enough, my father-in-law and father-in-law

My father-in-law is very fierce, my father-in-law is very fierce

The military pay was emptied

There are three thousand beauties in the harem but cannot be touched."

In mv, Eunuch Yang walked in the Ming Dynasty palace. He was a celebrity around the emperor. He accepted all kinds of bribes and had a lot of money in his purse. However, when facing the beautiful palace maids and the ladies in the palace, he could only stare at him.

However, there are often things to do and take advantage of the palace maids.

Peek at a certain lady taking a bath.

As a result, the queen, who was so beautiful in the bathtub, turned her head and turned out to be a... man! Eunuch Yang was immediately scared and rolled her eyes and almost fainted.

The scene suddenly changed here, and turned to the modern city. After traveling through time, Eunuch Yang didn't plan to play the role of his father-in-law. He bought a handsome suit and leather shoes. He stood in front of the mirror and dressed neatly, combed his hair back, making it smooth and shiny. He lit a cigarette, made it look cool and slutty, and spit out a big smoke ring.

Then he went to a bar with bright lights and wine, and used his handsome face to indulge in his voice.

He wants to be a real man.

After the swords, spears, swords, halberds, the hotel was in a mess, and Eunuch Yang felt that his life had been sublimated.

"No one can understand after ten years of hard study next to Lantern

Spring, summer, autumn and winter

Unfortunately, the cold wind penetrated the screen this night

I calmly recite the biographies of the Assassin

Only by understanding poetry, songs and essays can you understand

The basic skills of calligraphy are

The passing bustling dynasty changes come and go

Legalism content Taoist calmness

All Confucian tolerance should be understood

I'm a poor scholar who passed the top scorer and got into the exam

But he was framed by eunuchs in the absence of the situation

The father-in-law's connections are everywhere.

The masters of the Daweni smashed the imperial court's signboard"

The song enters the fastest rap part of the whole song. The lyrics tell the story of a top scholar, and it also shows that the father-in-law's hand is covering the sky in the court.

Great power.

This was the glory of my father-in-law in the Ming Dynasty.

This scene is presented in the picture, followed by a modern one. After getting a woman, the handsome father-in-law started to do a career. He rejected all the invitations for his father-in-law's scenes. With the goal of being a real man, he decided to act in an action movie.

In this action movie, he refused to use a stand-in and had to wear a suit to fight, even when fighting, he had to be handsome.

During the filming, he fucked his flesh and was beaten all of them.

Very handsome, very cool.

Finally, the movie was broadcast, and he became a kung fu superstar, holding a lot of money in his hand, buying a luxury house, driving a luxury car, and changing to a supermodel a day...

Release all the frustrations of being a eunuch in the past.

The fans were immediately furious.

"Damn... this rap! So fast!"

“It’s so exciting.”

"I can't keep up with this rap at all, won't the Anshen tongue tie it up?"

"The lyrics are also very interesting, very national style...so is this another hip-hop national style?"

"The song is really amazing with MV! It's a bit of a crazy monster! Eunuch Yang has been ruined..."

"Hahaha, it's so fucking good to be a real man in modern times. I've completely let myself go."

"This mv is amazing!"

“Love this song.”

The song continues, the picture is constantly switching between the Ming Dynasty and the modern era, and every eunuch's wish is realized in the modern era.

It's great to be a man.

The song ends and the video is coming to an end.

In the mansion of 2,000 square meters, I looked at the hundreds of beautiful maids I hired and ate the grapes that my secretary fed into my mouth.

"I am a man." Yang Bo said.

Fans burst into laughter in an instant.

"My goodness! We know if you don't tell me..."

"You don't need to tell us the gender."

"Haha, this sentence is interesting to be substituted as a father-in-law."

However, just as they were talking, the picture suddenly changed again.

Boom boom boom!!!

The screen shakes three times.

Three bombs were thrown out and exploded, with three words appearing, "Kill! Break! Wolf!"

Then the picture turned into Yang Bo's cool and spit out smoke rings in a suit, "I'm really a man."

Then the three bombs exploded out three words, "Kill! Break! Wolf!"

Repeat again.

"I'm a real man!"

Yang Bo, wearing a suit, raised his hand to remove his tie, tore off his shirt, revealing his eight-pack abs that he had worked hard in recent months!

Boom boom boom!!!

Three bombs exploded on his abdominal muscles, and three words flashed in turn, "Kill! Break! Wolf!"

boom!!!

Fans exploded.

"Damn it!! Caught off guard!!"

“So this is a promotional ad?”

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