The melodious and pleasant lark cries echoed in his ears. Zhang Ping opened his eyes in a daze, looked at the alarm clock floating above his head, muttered, and then went over confused again.

After more than ten seconds, the alarm clock stopped, rising and falling, as if thinking.

A light curtain appeared, surrounding the alarm clock, and the phantoms of birds and beasts flashed. Finally, a cartoon little orange meow phantom stopped.

The alarm clock made a cat's cry in the middle of the night: it was like a blade scraping through the glass, shrill and sharp.

"Oh fuck!"

Zhang Ping's hair exploded, he sat up straight, and slapped his big slap towards the alarm clock above his head.

However, the alarm clock had already flown into the arms of my father on the ceiling; it was shining with colorful streams, and the shrill cat moans echoed in the small bedroom.

"Ahhh..." Zhang Ping jumped out of bed quickly and put on shorts.

The alarm clock attached to the ceiling stopped to perform and quietly floated back to the bedside table.

"Huh... I hate the alarm clock!" Zhang Ping breathed a sigh of relief, dragged his waist and pulled open the curtains.

The sky in the east is bright red. A brilliant sunlight squeezes through the tall building and just shines into the bedroom, dispelling the dimness and illuminates the huge poster that occupies half of the wall:

Small bamboo peak, green bamboo building, colorful butterflies are fluttering, an elegant fairy sits on a bamboo chair, plays the piano with one hand, and her hair is flying in the breeze;

The sky in the east is bright red, and a brilliant sunshine penetrates the bamboo forest, just illuminating the crystal clear and beautiful green lotus on the table...the alarm clock with the green lotus shape.

The mottled sunlight illuminated the copybook on the table, revealing the three big words "...Qinweizhizhi" of dragons and phoenixes. The official group chat QR code is hidden in the copybook.

That’s right, this is an advertising poster for the “Qinxue” alarm clock. Learning makes my mother happy brand alarm clock, the best-selling list of Internet celebrities.

The "fairy" in the painting is Zhao Xueer, the guzheng fairy in the Jindan realm.

There is a big wall clock above ‘Zhao Xueer’, which shows:

【3-September 12, 2024,

Friday, 5:17

Qizhou City Changping District

26~31℃, few clouds, breeze】

Push open the window gently, and the fresh morning breeze blows, bringing the hustle and bustle of the city.

The windows opened, the sound insulation formation failed, and morning news came from the living room, and the love and killing of kitchen knives and chopping boards.

From time to time, gorgeous roller coasters float by in the sky. Occasionally, there are big sluts running around in the clouds. There is a slutty little tail behind the white clouds, twisting~

A little further away, a city's "trackless" train quietly slid across the air.

I saw a pattern in front of the train that appeared out of thin air, extending, and white clouds appeared, forming a "sky road". When the train passed by, there was nothing left.

The breeze swept the balloons and flew unhinderedly through the position of the 'track' - there, there was nothing.

Like a dream.

This is the Third Era.

Looking back at that time, shortly after the earth's civilization stepped into the starry sky, it discovered some strange interstellar relics, thus uncovering the mysterious veil of the world - dark matter and dark energy that account for more than 95% of the total mass of the universe.

Spiritual energy, demonic energy, immortals, demons, ghosts, etc. are just the tip of the iceberg.

In 3813 AD, the code of practice was initially unraveled, and the second era began.

This is an era of contending with the new school of thought, and the cultivation system that is in line with Chinese traditional civilization has quickly stood out.

Spiritual roots are proven and interpreted as part of dark matter in life.

By the 20100s, the rapidly developing earth civilization encountered interstellar monsters, barbarians, and even gods.

The interstellar war inevitably broke out, and the earth's civilization entered the strategic defensive stage.

After 2-6187, the Third Era officially began. A complete era of practice officially arrived:

Legends are no longer vague, and cultivation is no longer absurd;

Myths shine into reality, and immortality is within reach!

Under the rising sun, Zhang Ping slowly closed his eyes, and the sunlight shone through his eyes, and a hazy red color appeared in front of him.

In this haze, Zhang Ping saw a fist-sized "bronze ball" with a bright luster flowing on the surface.

Only in the rising sun can you ‘see’ this thing. However, it has been almost eighteen years since I came to this world, and I don’t know what it is.

"Ah..." He sighed, stretched his waist a lot before picking up the bracelet on the table and lifting his dormant state.

In an instant, the bracelet had array patterns extending, forming a half-meter light curtain; a large piece of news popped up:

"Dingdong...Dingdong...Dingdingdingdingdingdingding..."

In the blink of an eye, the screen was full, and finally it showed ‘999’.

The top few displays:

[User's 'Pipiran' information prompt function: @All members, the demon clan invades, protesting against the earth's civilization without water!]

[User's 'Pipilong' message prompt function: @All members, scared my sister to death, the police uncle surrounded the evil boss, the evil boss pulled out a yellow spring from the void, and the skeletons were all over the ground, and the skeletons shouted: Long live the water group! Pictures and pictures…]

[User's 'Pipiyan'...: Daily water: Muyang Lanyang Machinery Maintenance Group has expanded strongly, relying on the support of Jindan masters, forcing many maintenance shops. Those who refuse will spray water inexplicably, and it is suspected that they will win.]

[User ‘Pipi Shrimp’…: The person upstairs quickly changed his name and was cursed carefully. Shuiqun and Shuiqun, internal news. My classmate talked nonsense after his grandmother died. The principal shook two slaps on the top of his head and cured it. PS: Our principal’s foundation building period.]

[User'Pipihuo'...: My classmate, my friend, my neighbor... A bank in Yunzhou was stolen, the vault was intact, and all the treasures disappeared out of thin air. The president cried in the street and shouted: Water, water, water!]

…

Zhang Ping opened the previous few, although it was a water group, it was true. The attacks of the demon clan were not new.

The pictures posted by Pipi Long are all real pictures. There are indeed masters fighting, and it is indeed a "river of the dead" that has been pulled out of thin air. This world is a bit dangerous.

The stolen bank already has information on the Internet: only water traces were found at the crime scene, and no other traces were left. The treasures of more than 5 billion disappeared out of thin air.

As the cultivation of the truth develops, there are always people who want to break through the law. As for the cultivators who have fallen to the pursuit of strength and immortality, several typical examples will be revealed every year.

However, after just looking at it for a while, Zhang Ping became annoyed - there were only a few useful information, and the rest were all from the water group.

"Hmph, Shuiqun, right? Let's give you a big one!"

Do bad things and be invisible first.

Then open a group 2:
There are all "victims" of an internet celebrity alarm clock in the group, and maybe there are posters of Zhao Xueer on the wall.

Click on your information box and find the plug-in task: "Redeem for the 'Deep Water Bomb'!"

"Dingdong, please..."

Zhang Ping skipped various disclaimers, commentary, and confirmed all the way.

"Set to...the cats crow in the middle of the night! It is better to have fun alone than to have fun. The results of the task of more than a month are selflessly dedicated to everyone!"

In an instant, the light curtain of the bracelet shattered like fireworks, and the harsh cat moans echoed in the bedroom again. The function lasted for 10 seconds and could not be turned off, and the bracelet sound was turned on to the maximum.

For a time, there were people everywhere on the Qinhuang Star, even in the late night areas.

As long as it is a "Study 2 Group", unless the bracelet is completely turned off, no one can escape whether it is dormant, silent, or unlogged.

Deep water bomb, specializing in diving;

We are serious about the explosion of the group!

Thousands of senior divers emerged and cursed; the news in the group was brushing down like a waterfall until the group owner blocked the swear words.

Pipiran (administrator): "@All members, who is the group? Get over here with me!"

Pipi Bupi (group owner): "Who, come out quickly, I promise you will be alive! Touch the dog's head/picture"

Pipipi Bupi: "How to do the mission of the deep water bomb? I want me... I want to blow up the group too!"

Pipi wants to sleep in: "@Pippi's river crab, river crab master, please ask for a deep water bomb mission tutorial."

Zhang Ping was shocked, I was invisible, how did you find out?! But he replied: "I want to know too!"

Pipi wants to sleep in: "Touch your head/picture, look at the task list, you are the one at the top."

Zhang Ping/Pipi’s River Crab: “Covering Face/Picture”

"Haha, touch the dog's head upstairs. Ask for the address and send the blade."

"Touch the dog's head upstairs"

"Touch the dog's head upstairs (withdraw)"

"Touch the dog's head upstairs and keep the team in shape."

…

Pipi Bupi (group owner): "@All members, come and watch quickly, and show off your cool and domineering operations.

@Pippi's River Crab reported the 'Deep Water Bomb Mini Program': Illegal plug-in, violating the privacy law. The deep water bomb mission can no longer be logged in."

Pipi Pi Bupi: "Touch the big furry dog ​​head upstairs, be good. @Pippi's river crab, don't ask you to be a good person, just ask you to be a person."

[System message: Pipipi is banned for 30 minutes if it is not ]
To be continued...