21 how black face
When the female assassin was sent away, the fat man sighed, but he still underestimated the heroes of the world.
As the female assassin said, the little fat man actually wanted a yellow cuckoo called "Sheep's Crazy" or "Sheep Don't Eat Grass". He did not give the seeds, but only gave one flower. Obviously, the person behind him did not want the little fat man to have the amount of medicine that he expected.
It is said that the most important medicine in Hua Tuo's Mafo Powder is the slut. The fat man was worried that the sleeve arrow was not powerful enough, so he thought of tempering the poison.
Compared to the poison that can block the throat with blood, it is more irritating to the fat man's appetite.
Early in the morning, the door was pounded heavily.
When I opened the door, I saw that it was my second brother Liu Wu.
"Third brother, hurry up! My dad is here to hunt, he is here to hunt!"
"Beef Fuck?" The little fat man suddenly felt energetic.
"Well! I was caught in a trap and my father shot through my eyes with an arrow." Liu Wu gestured excitedly.
"Let's go and have a look!" Before the fat man could go out, he suddenly heard a whip and the carriage from Zhang Xiaopang's house arrived again. Why is the old man faster than the other time?
"Brother." Zhang Xiaopang shouted smoothly.
"Xiaopang, my mother is in the hall, you go." After saying that, she left, but Zhang Xiaopang pulled her sleeves. This guy is really powerful and can't get rid of it.
"Brother, I'm going to go too." The people were almost lifted up, but they just didn't let go.
"Okay, okay, brother, take you there." Liu Bei nodded and agreed. Zhang Xiaopang was happily led by Liu Bei to the village.
From a distance, I saw that the door of Uncle San’s house was surrounded by people. Even the eldest brother Liu Wen, who had always been away from home, came.
"Third brother, come quickly." Although he didn't buy a horse, Liu Wen's attitude towards Liu Bei never changed.
This made Liu Bei feel a little ashamed.
"Brother."
Seeing the arrival of Liu's Qilinzi, everyone made a way. When they saw the situation inside, the fat man couldn't help but take a breath!
Where are you crawling like a hill? You say it's a bear?!
The elephant is almost the same.
Although the dark hair was messy, it was filled with a terrifying oil. Because it was because of the lying down, the fat man could only see his broad back and thick trough flesh. He didn't see any of his head!
Oh, half of the bear claws were exposed in the fur pile behind. The fat man gestured. Although the bear paw was mostly stained with mud, the black claw blade was longer than his little arm!
"This bear is probably a thousand pounds." The fat man swallowed.
"Only more or less!" The voice came from the bottom of the meat mountain, and the black bear suddenly moved, causing chaos. Everyone subconsciously retreated, as if this wild beast would come alive at any time.
As a result, the third uncle who was covered in blood was covered in blood from the black bear's belly.
I saw a big man with a steel beard holding a sharp knife in his hand, wiping his face and laughing: "What a bear gall!"
As he said that, a bloody sac ball was held in his hand. Unlike the black and green gallbladder, this bear gall faced the sunlight and was golden and bright like amber!
"It's actually a golden gut!" The old patriarch also came.
"Grandpa, what is golden gall?" someone asked in the crowd.
"Golden gallbladder, also known as copper gallbladder, is rare in a century, and is the best product. It can strengthen muscles and bones, strengthen the foundation and cultivate the essence..." Without waiting for the old patriarch to answer, Uncle San happily washed the bear gallbladder, and then waved to the little fat man hiding in the crowd.
"Me?" The little fat man was in tears. He was really afraid of eating!
The golden bear gall was swaying in Uncle San's hand, and the fat man was dizzy.
Uncle San is a straightforward person. As long as he feels good, he must eat it. If you don’t eat it, you will be filled. He never talks about the principle of birds.
The little fat man could not avoid it, so he moved over.
Take the bitter gall from Uncle San's hand and starts with a heavy sank. He gently supports it, but it is still hot.
It is better to have a short pain than a long pain. The fat man refused the sharpened straw tube handed by Uncle San, and raised his head and swallowed the whole gallbladder.
"Oh..." As everyone exclaimed, the hot gallbladder entered the mouth, and the fat man couldn't help feeling nauseous. He swallowed the bear gall, and then he got stuck in his throat and spurted out with the surging gastric juice!
puff--
The little fat man spitted sour water and knelt on the ground.
It caused laughter.
"Hong Family, this is a good thing, don't waste it."
"That's right, that's right, my father said, and he'll turn into a bear after eating."
"Boy, I clearly said that after eating 'where', I became a bear..."
“Wowhaha…”
Don’t listen to dirty words. I glanced at Uncle San who was wiping his face with a linen cloth. The little fat man was about to try wheat straw.
Just as he got up, his arm suddenly increased. He looked down and said, "Okay, Zhang Xiaopang was holding a bear gall, and was lifted by Liu Bei in the air like a frog!"
"Zhang Xiaopang!" Liu Bei's joy came from the sky. It turns out that he was a compatriot of breastfeeding! This is obviously a habit of grabbing breastfeeding!
puff--
Golden bile spurted out from the nostrils. The fat man was so bitter that his whole face squeezed into a place.
"Let's go!" The old patriarch stomped his feet in resentment, "Whose child is this? How dare I fight for food in front of me! I can't let go!"
Uncle San also looked sad.
Anyway, except Liu Bei, everyone was so angry that they gritted their teeth and wanted to cook Zhang Xiaopang and eat it!
The more this happens, the more Zhang Xiaopang insists on the green mountains and never relaxes.
Don't let go if you kill me!
Just being hung up, puffed up my cheeks, swallowed my bile one by one, and all the bitter tears came out.
Only then did Liu Bei realize that Zhang Xiaopang not only had strong hands, but his teeth were also very similar to ordinary people!
Zhang Xiaopang, who sucked and sucked, had a green face and then smiled and fell to the ground.
Looking down, I saw that there was only a layer of light and fluttering skin in my hand. Okay, a whole piece of bile is gone!
"Uncle San, is he okay?" Zhang Xiaopang, wearing open-crotch pants, was soaring into the sky. Her whole body changed from red to green, and from green to purple, and then pressed against the top like dark clouds, and it was pitch black...
"The bear gall is the most yang thing. This kid is already angry, maybe it's too much." Uncle San sighed, "What a pity this is such a courage."
The most annoying thing was the old patriarch. Someone actually snatched food in front of him. And it was the food of Liu's Qilinzi! Isn't this the flesh that snatched his heart!
I cursed for a while, but I didn't know whose rebellious son he was.
After he calmed down the fire, Liu Bei then spoke, "It's the son of Zhang Tu's family in Zhuo County."
"Bah! A lowly household who kills pigs and sheep dares to call herself a young master! The person who came, tied me up and beat me to death with sticks!"
"Grandpa, let blood first, maybe the medicine will still work." Then someone took the cow-eared knife from Uncle San's hand, rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward.
"Let's wait!" Liu Bei shouted loudly and blocked Zhang Xiaopang.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he bowed to the old patriarch: "Zhang Fei, my brother is also. I did this only after I was young. In his heart, this courage is the same as Sang Guoer, and it is no different. It is just a playful act. My Liu family is a noble family in Zhuo County, so how can I see it like a young child?"
"Uncle Jiu, I've eaten it all, forget it." Uncle San also advised.
The old patriarch stomped his feet and said, "I am not brave! Do you know why my Liu family in Zhuo County has fallen to this point? It is difficult to say what the ancestors have made of their mistakes. But how many of the descendants can have faces for their ancestors? We are a national surname, but we have fallen into this way! It is said that a tiger falls into the sun and is bullied by a dog, and a phoenix is not as good as a chicken! Fortunately, God has mercy on me, Liu family, who gets this son. If it is not cherished, God will condemn it! If things come to this point, how can we hope for a revival? How can we hope for a new title?"
Everyone showed shame, and many people couldn't help crying in a low voice.
Looking at the familiar faces, the fat man somewhat understood what it means to be a clan.
Then he spoke out: "Uncle, is what you want to be a re-election?"
"That's right!" said the old patriarch, wiping his tears with his sleeves.
"Okay, Liu Bei swore here that he would be re-elected sooner or later!"
"Take it seriously?" He waved his sleeves to stop everyone, and the old patriarch's eyes were like torches.
Chapter completed!