Chapter 94
During the recording of the Japanese publication "Reer", Yunling Pavilion ushered in the highest traffic in history. The arrival of the Crystal Girl made the mountain lively. Fortunately, the Monkey Group and others came here once, not too strange. This was Xin Yuan and others who visited each other for the first time and felt novel about everything around them.
Because there were many people in the door, the members of the girl group simply helped Xiaobei cook together. Everyone finished cooking with a chat and laugh, but when they really started to eat, it was quite thrilling. There were delicacies with all colors, fragrance and strange dark objects on the table. The two were mixed together, making people wonder how to move their chopsticks.
Li Tianjian looked at the ingredients in the dish that looked like black charcoal. He hesitated to hold the chopsticks with a subtle expression: "Is this..."
Chu Ruiqing: "They said it was fried with peppers."
Li Tianjian: "Then this is a bad thing..."
Chu Ruiqing: "They said it was fried tofu."
Li Tianjian looked blankly at the two plates of dark dishes that were exactly the same. He looked left and right, but did not find the difference. Finally, he had a deep doubt in his soul: "Master, how do you distinguish...what are these two plates?"
Li Tianjian could pat his chest to ensure that the black ingredients on the two plates looked no different, and even the burnt degree was exactly the same, not to mention the texture that looked quite hard. He had no idea how Chu Ruiqing, as a serving dish, remembered their original names and would not be confused.
Chu Ruiqing: "I tried it with sword energy." To be honest, she couldn't tell the difference from her appearance.
Li Tianjian: "???" Nowadays, the serving staff can only rely on sword energy to try dishes?
Li Tianjian and Uncle Monkey made wooden benches before the meal, and each person and Monkey did not participate in the kitchen. As a minority who did not cook, they were specially invited by Crystal Girl as judges and asked them to review and score various dishes.
The girl idols cook in person and make dishes full of thoughts. It sounds very beautiful and can make countless fans excited. However, Li Tianjian and the Monkey King are now sitting at the table, looking at the strange and colorful dishes in a complicated mood. The little monkey is as beautiful as a dish. Because the Monkey King covers his face, he cannot see the specific expression for the time being.
As a serving dish, Chu Ruiqing also placed a small brand next to each dish, with dishes and chef's name on it, making it look decent. Li Tianjian looked around and found no dishes made by Chu Ruiqing, and said in confusion: "Master is not cooking? Can you also come to judge?"
Chu Ruiqing: "I cut all the dishes."
Li Tianjian suddenly realized: "So that's it..."
Li Tianjian thought about it and said that if the preparation of the dishes was done by the master, it would be fair for her to participate in the review? However, he always felt that if he said this, he would be very likely to be expelled from the master. After all, no one who saw these dishes would have the courage to be a judge.
Chu Ruiqing put the dishes one by one, saw his apprentice carefully browsing his phone, and asked, "Is there a new job?"
Li Tianjian is now responsible for many affairs of Chu Ruiqing and Crystal Girl, so naturally his mobile phone cannot be left. Over time, everyone has figured out a rule that once he concentrates on looking at his mobile phone, it basically means that the Crystal Girls are going to open business again and receive new jobs in the future.
Li Tianjian shook his head and said honestly: "I check how long it takes for the hospital to go up the mountain to get first aid..."
Chu Ruiqing: “…”
Chu Ruiqing looked at the food on the table and felt that Xiao Xiaohou's actions were not unnecessary. She comforted her: "If the situation is very dangerous, you can let your master come out of seclusion and give you two injections. Her medical skills are very good."
Li Tianjian: "...I try not to alarm my master."
Xiao Xiaohou: Master has been in seclusion for so long, and finally came out of seclusion to rescue himself who was poisoned by food. What is this called?
The tense meal time finally came, and Xiao Bei and the Crystal Girls gathered at the wooden table. They also specially arranged VIP seats for the judges, carefully arranged tableware on another separate wooden table, and even decorated it with flowers and plants. Li Tianjian looked at the unique judges' seats and felt that this was no different from the guillotine.
Xia Mei said happily: "Dangdangdangdangdang--The first Crystal Girls Chef Championship starts. Now our judges are warmly welcomed to take their seats!"
The members applauded happily and turned their sincere eyes to Li Tianjian and the Monkey King, as if they were hoping that they would sit down. Li Tianjian looked hesitant. He was about to secretly look at Uncle Monkey Master's reaction when he found that the Monkey King, who had always been quiet, suddenly gestured and had a very complicated sign language.
Although Li Tianjian has been able to communicate with Uncle Monkey in recent years, he really didn't understand the meaning of this sign language, and he couldn't help but be confused: "?"
Seeing that his nephew didn't understand, the Monkey King simply looked at Chu Ruiqing and gestured while making a rare sound: "Ao..."
The first time everyone saw the Monkey King so serious, they were all surprised and looked at Chu Ruiqing. Chu Ruiqing calmly translated: "The second junior brother said that he is a national protected animal and must abide by the regulations of the scenic area and cannot eat human food at will..."
Everyone: "!!?"
Li Tianjian: "..." Why did he think that Uncle Monkey is afraid that he, as a national-level protected animal, will be poisoned to death?
When the crystal girls heard such a bizarre translation, they didn't feel anything was wrong. Chen Sijia thoughtfully and nodded and said, "Yes, brother second can only eat fruit..."
Liu Xiaobai questioned: "Then we are not judging enough now?"
Next to him, Director Chai, who was in charge of the documentary filming, couldn't help but complain: "Wait, are you sure this... no, is this monkey trying to express just now?"
Director Chai feels that the members have completely different concerns from ordinary people. The Monkey King can also use sign language to describe the advanced words "national protected animals"? What is the level of IQ?
Li Tianjian said confidently: "It must be that's what it means." Even if the Monkey King has no spiritual intelligence, it will probably be frightened to be wise on the spot when he sees this terrible dish and refuses to taste it with various means.
After a while, Director Chai paid a heavy price for his talkative and talkativeness. He took the place of the judge as the judge, as if God had punished him for questioning the monkey king. Xin Yuan looked at the full seat of the judges and counted happily: "One, two, three... Do you want to find someone again?"
Xin Yuan had just turned her eyes to the documentary team, and saw them wave their hands frantically, wishing they could bury their heads in the soil, for fear of being named. She couldn't find the right person and sighed regretfully and had to give up.
Now, from left to right, there are Li Tianjian, Chu Ruiqing and Director Chai. Although Chu Ruiqing claimed that she had been responsible for cutting vegetables, she was still ruthlessly taken to the judges. The culprits were also rumored: "After all, it is the first competition. There must be heavyweights in the judges, which can bring us popularity!"
Chu Ruiqing: “…”
Xiaobei took over the job of serving the foodie, and she put the members' works on the table one by one. Xin Yuan's works are as charred as ink, while Liu Xiaobai's works are bright and colorful.
Li Tianjian looked at the black charcoal in front of Chu Ruiqing and hesitated: "Master, let me change it with you..." If we look at the color alone, Liu Xiaobai's works seem to be more normal.
Chu Ruiqing: "No, this plate is very good."
Director Chai complained: "Anyway, we have to taste all three plates on the table in the end."
Li Tianjian: "I'm afraid that it will easily cause taste disorders to become too fierce at the beginning."
Director Chai: "..." makes sense.
Chu Ruiqing took the lead in turning on the chopsticks. She picked up a black charcoal without changing her face, and then tasted it calmly. The black charcoal's skin was crispy and made a crisp crunch when it entered the mouth, which sounded like a biting the crispy skin of a fried chicken.
Li Tianjian was even ready to call the emergency number, but Chu Ruiqing thought for a moment and slowly commented: "It's OK."
Li Tianjian was a little surprised when he heard this. He simply tasted a black charcoal and successfully harvested the smell of the mouth: "..." The master's standards are really too low.
After Xin Yuan's work was evaluated, it was Liu Xiaobai's work's turn to appear. Seeing that the brightly colored fried vegetables in front of him seemed ordinary, Li Tianjian tasted the chopsticks casually. As soon as the food fell into the tip of his tongue, he instantly widened his eyes and almost spit out in one second, without any preparation for this terrible smell!
Li Tianjian swallowed it with a grudge. Chu Ruiqing saw that his face was pale and immediately handed it to Qingshui, saying earnestly: "People cannot be deceived by appearance."
Senior Sister: Xiao Xiaohou is still too naive and doesn’t know that the better the food is, the more difficult it is.
Li Tianjian: "!!!" Who would have thought that ordinary fried vegetables could be so toxic!
Chu Ruiqing and Li Tianjian were not ordinary people at all, so they barely survived the review process. Director Chai was miserable and ended up directly before he finished supper. It is reported that he lost three kilograms later because of this meal, which seemed to leave a deep psychological shadow.
The first Crystal Girls Chef King Competition finally came to an end successfully. Chen Sijia successfully won the title of Chef King in the Group with a fresh and refreshing cucumber shoot. Xia Mei held the carrot and presided over, saying: "Now, please invite Xiaobei to present the award to our new chef king!"
Amid everyone's cheers, Xiao Bei handed Chen Sijia the fruit plate that symbolized the chef king. Chen Sijia solemnly took the fruit plate and took a photo in front of the camera with seriousness.
After the chaotic supper, everyone gathered together to play cards and Monopoly under the setting sun. Due to the number of personnel, Monopoly Games were not very good, and even Li Tianjian was brought to accompany him.
Liu Xiaobai clicked the number of people and said distressedly: "I barely gathered four, I thought there would be six..." In addition to herself, there were Chu Ruiqing, Chen Sijia and Li Tianjian on the table.
Li Tianjian said curiously: "Where is Master Bei?"
Chu Ruiqing: "She and Xia Mei went to play gold." The former Monopoly group had already broken up, and Xia Mei took the lead in playing cards at the next table.
Chen Sijia was obviously resentful of Xia Mei's rebellion on the spot and said dissatisfied: "Our table is all people who want to be a monetary, why are they fried golden flowers!"
Li Tianjian: "...then call it Director Chai." After all, Director Chai is a brick, so you can move wherever you need.
Director Chai was first caught and was shocked and thought he was going to have dinner again. He heard the purpose of the Monopoly team and was speechless: "It's useless for me to have more, right? There seems to be no difference between the four and five? Didn't they all get six?"
Director Chai wanted to use this to find an excuse to leave. As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a few red fruits falling from the sky. A rustling sound came from the branches above his head, and a black shadow fell on the trunk. It was the Monkey King who had just escaped from dinner, and it seemed that it had just returned from outside.
Chu Ruiqing and the Monkey King looked at each other and translated: "The second junior brother said it was willing to help us get some numbers."
Director Chai: "???" You monkey is so good. When we are finished with food poisoning, we will come back to play cards with us?
Director Chai really didn't know how Chu Ruiqing and the Monkey King communicated, and a lyric suddenly popped up in his heart.
Director Chai: Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, are you really amazing?
Chapter completed!