"Horror movie? Why don't you just watch Stephen Chow's only horror comedy act."

Li Ziqian had already decided which movie to watch. He successfully found "Returning to the Soul" and asked Mo Nanbei.

"Have you seen this movie?"

"Do you think I've seen it?" Mo Nanbei raised his eyes and asked Li Ziqian.

Li Ziqian:...

Too.

For Mo Nanbei, it would be outrageous if she had watched any horror movie.

Moreover, according to Li Ziqian's recent observations, Mo Nanbei is afraid that horror films are of no distinction.

What is this concept?

In fact, he only needs to bring a inferior ghost mask to suddenly appear in front of Mo Nanbei at night, which is enough to cause mental damage to her, and there is a chance that the bleeding effect will last until midnight, which will cause the coward to dare not sleep.

I'm dying of laughter.

This setting really doesn't satisfy his prank psychology too much.

"It's okay, let's watch it together, it's not scary at all." Li Ziqian pulled the corners of his mouth and said to Mo Nanbei.

"Not scary?"

"Not scary!"

"real?"

"Really! Flower planters don't cheat flower planters!"

Mo Nanbei:...

How did she remember that she used this sentence to trick this person a few days ago?

But Stephen Chow's movie...

Classic, she is pretty pretty.

And even if it is scary, it shouldn't be much scary, right?

Thinking of this, Mo Nanbei nodded and agreed.

Afterwards, in order to create the atmosphere, Li Ziqian pulled the curtains up. Then Mo Nanbei and Li Ziqian sat on the carpet, holding snacks and Coke, and staring at the TV.

soon.

The main film has begun.

The first thing that appeared was a scene of burning paper money. The woman burned and muttered that the front was OK until the dead old man behind was sitting on the chair, which scared Mo Nanbei.

"Happy, comedy? Do you call this comedy? Why can't I see it at all??"

Li Ziqian:...

"It's just that the front is a little scary, you can't tell if you keep looking down." He comforted Mo Nanbei.

"real?"

"It's true, just look back."

"oh."

Mo Nanbei, who believed Li Ziqian for the time being, nodded, but her hand still held Li Ziqian's arm tightly. Whenever a horror plot occurred, she would close her eyes and grab Li Ziqian's arm more and more forcefully. Listening to the changes in the sound effects of the movie, she asked carefully to Li Ziqian.

"Is it still scary?"

Li Ziqian:...

It hurts!!!

Damn, can you be gentler?

Li Ziqian, who was pinched out of resentment, took a deep breath, adjusted his tone of speaking, and said to Mo Nanbei in a comforting tone,

"It's not scary anymore, it's not scary. If you don't believe me, please see."

So, the first moment Mo Nanbei opened his eyes, he saw the grimace that appeared on the screen!

"Damn it!! Your mother exploded!!!!"

With a "bang", Li Ziqian covered his head and took a breath of cold air.

(ΩДΩ)!!!

Mo Nanbei Li Ziqian was shocked jpg.

Ah this...

Mo Nanbei looked at her hands in confusion, then looked at Li Ziqian's head. After blinking in confusion, she glared at Li Ziqian and cursed in anger.

"I deserve it! I will suffer it myself!"

Li Ziqian:...

God is so fucking his own fault!

Is it okay if he will give this dog a knife twice sooner or later?

Rolling his eyes at Mo Nanbei, Li Ziqian waved his hand and said generously to Mo Nanbei.

"Okay, okay, my fault, I shouldn't scare you. Next time you are scared, I will cut the video station for you to slow you down for a while. Is that OK?"

"Okay, if you dare to lie to me again, I will hang you out the window to wake up!"

Mo Nanbei put down his harsh words fiercely.

Sure enough, when the next horror scene appeared, she immediately shouted, "Switch it!!"

Although I don’t know what else to watch in this movie, Li Ziqian still cooperated and immediately switched to the video.

So... the video changed to a certain article "Detective Conan" that is being played.

Perhaps sometimes people will be extremely unlucky when they are unlucky. A bandage-wrapped hooded man appears on the screen, holding a weapon and cutting it down!

"Ahhh!!!"

Li Ziqian's forehead turned red again.

Mo Nanbei will explode in a flash. This is a way of describing it, and another verb, which specifically refers to the at a loss and crazy swing caused by panic.

Before Li Ziqian could say something, he heard Mo Nanbei ask him with resentment.

"Why the fucking thing you turned around is such a terrifying picture?! Grass! You did it on purpose?!"

Li Ziqian felt a little wronged, and he spread his hands and said helplessly,

"I don't know if it's going to be this one when I turn around. I continued to watch it last time."

"Switch! Fuck! What I fucked most is Conan's bandage monster murder incident in this episode! Get out of the way!!!"

Although sometimes when she thinks of the unlucky suspect Xiao Hei at night, she will have a numb scalp, but it is still the bandage person who is a little more deadly!!!

For example, she is very worried now whether she will see something when she turns back, or something suddenly appears when she turns around...

orz

"Then which one do you want to change?"

Mo Nanbei pondered for a moment and said,

"I want to see healing and childish animation."

" "Bears in the Haunt" or Pleasant Goat?" Li Ziqian thought for a while and asked Mo Nanbei.

"I want to watch "Garden Baby"!"

Li Ziqian:...

Although he was a little helpless, he still did as he did in accordance with Mo Nanbei's request.

Soon Li Ziqian found this film, and while flipping through the list of episodes, he said nostalgic to Mo Nanbei.

"I often watched this when I was a child. A batch of hypnotic effects were good. When I looked at this, I would fall asleep in a few seconds."

"Hmph, no matter what, this is not scary at least."

So they continued to watch "Returning to the Soul" again. Mo Nanbei was so scared that he was shocked. After watching for a while, he asked the turntable, "Change!"

Because it was completely meaningless to play the opening, Li Ziqian cut the video to the background and silently played. At this time, after turning on the sound, the plot on the screen happened to be the standard content for the baby in the garden to fall asleep.

"Good night Usidisi, Good night Makabaka, Good night Egubigu, Good night Tom Bliber, Good night little bit, Good night ding car, Good night flying fish, Good night kids."

A long list of names blurted out from Mo Nanbei and the narrator in the video.

Soon, Mo Nanbei calmed down.

Seeing that she finally calmed down, Li Ziqian twitched the corner of her mouth and complained helplessly.

"Your effect is even better than those who recite the Pure Heart Mantra, and you have remembered so many names. I'm afraid I'm reading it a lot, right?"

Mo Nanbei glanced at him, "Can you use this hypnosis, can I not?"

"Okay, of course, you're right."

Li Ziqian turned back to Mo Nanbei,

"You are too timid, aren't you? You can't watch these short paragraphs without the atmosphere of horror movies."

"I'm not so fucking brave, I don't know who it was when I was in the big pendulum before and I almost cried!"

"Well? When did I cry? You clearly hugged me tightly and didn't let go, aren't you very scared? If you are a real man, you can finish the last paragraph!"

Mo Nanbei raised his eyebrows and said,

"You stimulate me? I tell you, provocation is useless to me! Besides, why should I listen to you!"
To be continued...