Chapter 942 941 Absolute urchin
This is a drunkard, a big drunkard!
Before Long Xiaoqi could react, his ancestors drank a pot of wine.
"Is there any?" the ancestor asked, holding Long Xiaoqi's hand.
"Uh... it's gone." Long Xiaoqi replied.
"This is gone? Why don't you bring more wine?" The ancestor complained: "Who can drink this little wine? Let's go and make me a pot of wine when you go out. Remember, don't let someone show it, otherwise I will be miserable."
"I'll come this time, and I'll go back when I go out." Long Xiaoqi said to his ancestors: "I'll come to your old Long family not to recognize your ancestors, I'm here..."
"What do you recognize the ancestors? Am I not dead yet?" The ancestor glared at Long Xiaoqi and said, "Your grandfather is my grandson, right? You are my grandson's grandson, and your relationship is here. What ancestors do you recognize? What kind of ancestors? You are my great-grandson, is that right?"
Long Xiaoqi felt that there was no problem with this explanation. His ancestor was his grandfather's grandfather, and he was the great-grandson of his ancestor. His ancestor was not dead, so he had no idea of recognizing his ancestors.
"Didn't you ask me to recognize my ancestors?" Long Xiaoqi said with a glaring eyes: "Do you think I like it? Although you are my grandfather's grandfather, the problem is..."
"The problem is that my son drove my favorite grandson away from home!" The ancestor pulled Long Xiaoqi's hand and said, "But what does it have to do with you? Are you right? I am your grandfather's grandfather, you are my grandson's grandson, right?"
"this……"
"Come on, how about we play hide-and-seek? Haha, I am the best at hide-and-seek. As long as I hide, no one can find me!" The ancestor said excitedly, "Hurry up, I hide first, and then you can find it."
Playing hide and seek... Long Xiaoqi blinked his eyes, staring at his ancestor like a monster. Oh no, it's not a monster, how could his ancestor be a monster?
People are as old as naughty children, and they seem to be like this wherever they go.
"Do you play? Xiaoqi, are you playing? Can you play with me for a while?" The ancestor grabbed Long Xiaoqi's arm and said with a hopeful look: "They don't play with me, are you not playing with me? If you don't play with me, what's the point of living?"
As he spoke, the ancestor showed a pitiful expression, and tears fell down.
"If you don't play, let me know what happened to my grandfather being kicked out first." Long Xiaoqi curled his lips.
"Oh, I told you that my precious grandson was driven away by my bastard son. You don't know how much I like my grandson, who is both literary and martial, can draw bows and shoot arrows at the age of five, and robbed the Qing Dynasty princess home alone at the age of fifteen..."
The ancestor began to talk to Long Xiaoqi about his grandfather's great deeds.
"But I couldn't control my bastard son at that time, so... wuwuwu... My grandson is dead, my son is dead, I'm not dead yet, wuwuwu..."
As he was talking, the ancestor started crying like a child, making Long Xiaoqi not know how to coax him.
"Xiao Qi, so many of them are all bad people!" The ancestor suddenly said to Long Xiao Qi: "Really, so many bad guys, so bad. I bully a bad old man every day. Please help me beat them, how about it?"
"This... isn't that good?" Long Xiaoqi looked embarrassed.
To be honest, when I first came in, I saw that the ancestors who wrote were still like their ancestors. Now I look at them less and less like them. Is it just a naughty boy? I snatch my own wine and play hide-and-seek, and now I ask myself to fight for him.
"Okay!" The ancestor nodded vigorously and said to Long Xiaoqi mysteriously: "They don't give me alcohol or meat, and follow me every day! Don't let others know about this matter, just you know. I and you, I've been usurped by the throne! I only have one son and one grandson, all died, and the whole family was usurped by others. What's our relationship? The closest and closest one! By the way, I have yellow paper in my house. How about we burn yellow paper and pray for the boss?"
I'm a sage! I'm a sir?!
"Old ancestor, you are my grandfather's grandfather. What's the point of being a disciple of me?" Long Xiaoqi said with a smile: "We are several generations away. Are you confused?"
When he came in, Long Xiaoqi wanted to be neither humble nor arrogant with his ancestors, but now when he saw this side of his ancestors, he really didn't know what to say.
"Yes, I really can't be a friend to you." The ancestor frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly his eyes shone: "Xiaoqi, take me out for fun, let's go shopping in the brothel! We don't want the top brand, we want the madam. When we go shopping in the brothel together, the relationship will be strong."
"The question is, can you still stroll around?" Long Xiaoqi curled his lips, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth and said, "I am over 100 years old, and I still have to find a madam?"
Seeing Long Xiaoqi smoking, the ancestors looked at him with eager eyes and unconsciously clattered their mouths.
"Give it." Long Xiaoqi stuffed the cigarette in his mouth to his ancestors.
"Haha, Xiaoqi, you are so nice. You love me the most in the Laolong family!" The ancestor bit the cigarette, sucked in big mouthfuls, while holding Long Xiaoqi's hand intimately and smiled: "I'll introduce you to a wife. This little girl is so nice and I know she loves me. I tell you, this little girl is very beautiful, with thick eyebrows and big eyes. The most important thing is that she has a big butt and can have children!"
"Old ancestor, I..."
"You saw it just now. Are those two little girls good? Hehe..."
Not bad? Oh my god, are those two aunts okay?
"Let's talk about helping you fight." Long Xiaoqi quickly started to talk about the topic.
"Yes, yes, let's talk about the fight." The ancestor nodded repeatedly and said, "These guys are all bad guys, I can't stand it for a day. Xiaoqi, they are all prodigal sons, do you know? I made it... Well, it's very good, it's good."
Suddenly, the ancestor put away the old naughty boy's appearance, stroked his white beard and nodded like a god.
Two servants came over.
"Old ancestor, why are you drinking again?" a servant scolded: "Everyone told you that you can't drink or not, why are you drinking again? Where did the wine come from?"
"I didn't drink!" The ancestor said with confidence: "I smell alcohol because I rinse my mouth with wine. I haven't drunk anyway! The wine belongs to Xiaoqi. If you don't believe me, please ask Xiaoqi if I drink it?"
The answer was reasonable and pushed all the questions on Long Xiaoqi.
"Bad guy!"
The ancestor took advantage of the servant glaring at Long Xiaoqi and told the other party that these two were bad people with his mouth.
Chapter completed!