Take off your pants and pee!

Long Xiaoqi urinated hard, sprinkled it all into the military food bag, and then raised his hand to throw it to the opposite side.?

"Click!"

The bag was broken and the urine inside splashed.

"!you!!!"

Suddenly, angry curses came from the soldiers, and the guys who were exposed were full of disgust and covered their noses and retreated far away.

On this side, when the guardians saw Long Xiaoqi doing this, they immediately followed suit. In just a short while, one urine bag after another exploded in the group of soldiers like grenades.

"Damn it, why are these yellow-skinned pigs so disgusting!"

"Oh... Oh my god, my feet are covered with nauseous urine..."

A volley of fire immediately made the soldiers furious. Several soldiers could not help but touched the gun and pulled the trigger here. Unfortunately, after holding it up, they glanced for a long time, but finally let it go.

"Don't get caught in their tricks, they want us to fire the first shot!" a soldier officer shouted: "They are humiliating us, trying to make us angry, and not be fooled."

Yes, it was just humiliation, it was to make them angry, and then fire the first shot. Although Long Xiaoqi didn't know whether this battle could be fought, he knew that small-scale conflicts were everywhere, or that the competition for important areas was always going on in secret. Even without these things going on in secret, the country would probably want to fight hard.

All the preparations are ready, just waiting for the war to begin. Is this a joke? No, it is definitely not a joke. Everyone knows that a war really needs now.

But even if you fight, you have to occupy all the moral commanding heights. This is a famous master.

Throwing the urine bag... Even Lei Xiao felt a little embarrassed when he saw it and kept curling his lips.

"What are you talking about?" Long Xiaoqi asked with his eyes horizontally.

"You are so shameless and despicable!" Lei Xiao held a cigarette and said, "You actually threw a urine bag? You should throw a shit bag! How much attack power is the urine bag? The attack power of the shit bag is very high. It can not only cause the same power as a grenade explosion, but also exert the effect of a sensory weapon. From a certain level, its power is no less than tear gas, hehehe..."

"Yes, why didn't I expect it?" Long Xiaoqi suddenly realized and said to Lei Xiao: "Come on, come on, you can pull me a little first."

"I can't pull it out." Lei Xiao blinked his eyes and said, "I don't have the intention to shit yet."

"Then you tell me?" Long Xiaoqi looked contemptuous.

"So what can I do if I say it? By the way, maybe Comrade Lin Feiyang can pull it out!"

The two of them looked at Lin Feiyang together, and a strong desire emanated from their eyes. This desire was to ask for shit from Comrade Lin Feiyang.

"Hu..." Lin Feiyang let out a heavy breath and turned around and ignored these two guys.

Everyone can see that this is clearly that Long Xiaoqi and Lei Xiao bullied Lin Feiyang together. But Lin Feiyang was bullied with no temper at all, and it would be impossible not to accept it.

A relatively orthodox person and a gangster and a gangster can think of the consequences with their toes. Here, Lin Feiyang can't fight against the two of them. Besides, Long Sanjie is also there, Zhao Ying is also there, how can he fight? He is simply weak!

At this moment, the guardians saw that the soldiers also began to untie their pants, as if they wanted to learn from them.

"Prepare to retreat!" Long Xiaoqi shouted loudly.

If you throw a urine bag at someone, they can naturally throw it. You have finished peeing, but they have just held up a lot of bubbles and exchanged respects.

But the strange side appeared. Instead of peeing, these soldiers ran towards this side with guns and half-carried their pants, shaking the bird.

"Shoot, shoot! My bird is bigger than yours!"

"I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!"

"If it's a man, take off his pants and compare to birds. If he doesn't accept it, shoot! Hahahaha..."

“…”

Long Xiaoqi is messy, Lei Xiao is messy, and all the guardians are messy. But they really don’t dare to compete with others...

Insulting and angering, the soldiers insulted the guardians in the most obscene way. They waved their birds and pushed at the guardians fiercely from the air, making arrogant and domineering verbal abuse in their mouths.

Everything is to anger the other person and let the other person shoot first. This is a specific environment, and any way to humiliate the other person in a specific environment is certain.

"My bird is a lollipop. Your mother likes this lollipop the most. Every time she licks it from top to bottom, opens it and swallows it hardest, ahhahahaha..."

Dabing also learned to curse the country, and cursed at a guardian with his hands and feet. From his mother to his girl, he also scolded all the elder aunt and aunt.

"Grass, I'm breaking you!" A guardian was anxious and held a gun and pointed it at the soldier's head.

"Come on, come on, call here, hahahaha..."

The guardian's jealousy turned red, his teeth clattered, and he almost opened the security. He was not the only one who encountered this situation, but many guardians were made their eyes red.

If it weren't for the first shot, it would definitely tear the opponent apart like a beast.

"Are there any fish?" Long Xiaoqi shouted behind.

"Yes!" The person in charge of logistics support replied loudly: "I don't know how long I have to stay here, but I've caught a lot of fish!"

"Okay!" Long Xiaoqi waved his right hand and roared: "Brothers, each of them will take a fish, hurry up!"

Holding fish? The guardians were a little confused and didn't know what to hold fish. But they kept hearing Long Xiaoqi's greetings. They didn't think much about it now, so they turned around and ran back to get the fish.

Hundreds of people turned around and ran back with a whistle, and the soldiers looked at them for no reason.

"Fish? Are they hungry?"

“Do you want to eat sashimi here?”

"Haha, as long as they dare to eat, we will pee at them! Hahahaha..."

Soon, the guardian with a fish ran back and stared at the soldiers on the other side of the center line.

"Hey, I'm a lollipop, your mom's favorite thing to lick..."

A soldier Chonglong Xiaoqi raised his eyebrows and kept shaking the bird.

Long Xiaoqi blinked his eyes, pinched the fish's gills with both hands, opened the fish's mouth wide, and then pushed forward fiercely.

"Oh!" the soldier screamed.

He took out the provocative bird and was wrapped in the fish's mouth...

Seeing Long Xiaoqi doing this, the other guardians were happy, and they opened the fish's mouth and poked the soldiers fiercely.

"I scolded the next door, aren't you hanging? Isn't there any birds that have no place to use? I've found something for you! Hahaha..." Long Xiaoqi laughed.

The soldiers who were arrogant and cursing just now were almost crying.

"!The fish has teeth in its mouth! Aoah..."

"Call! Call me!!!"

The soldiers couldn't help but rushed towards the guardian with their fists. The guardian was not willing to be outdone and also rushed over with his fists.
Chapter completed!