Chapter 36 036 Kidnap me
Hou Xiaolan kept encouraging her little mouth and said it loudly, which made Long Xiaoqi extremely messy. After he got rid of this mess, he suddenly realized that he was hungry, and he was so hungry that he was too hungry.
Because Hou Xiaolan is not only a foodie, but also a complete chatter. She kept talking about all kinds of food, making him say that Long Xiaoqi was hungry...
"Shut up!" Long Xiaoqi glared at Hou Xiaolan.
"Shut up, how can you eat?" Hou Xiaolan stared at Long Xiaoqi with her beautiful big eyes and said, "I am obediently as your hostage, why are you still mad at me?"
"Because I am a kidnapper!" Long Xiaoqi whispered: "The kidnappers have no kindness and no kindness, all of them are extremely vicious!"
Seeing Long Xiaoqi's bandit look, Hou Xiaolan blinked her eyes, and quickly stretched out her pink tongue to lick her lips, then swallowed her saliva. After talking for a long time, she not only did not have dry mouth, but also was so greedy that she was full of saliva.
"The kidnapper brother is a good person!" Hou Xiaolan frowned and said, "You said you wanted to treat me to snack. Do you think I am a fool? This is an exercise. You are a soldier, not a real kidnapper! Kidnapper brother, let me tell you, I was a judge genius in our place, and I am not stupid at all. My name is not Sha Niu, because I am not stupid or Niuer, so I can't call Sha Niu. You can call me Hou Xiaolan or Xiaolanlan, but I can't call me Sha Niu anyway. This name is so ugly. People who don't know think I am so stupid that I can only eat. In fact, in addition to eating, I also like a lot of things! I like to taste all kinds of delicious dishes, I like to taste spicy hot pot from all over the world, I also like..."
Long Xiaoqi's facial muscles were thrusting hard, not because he was willing to thrust, but because he couldn't control himself. He lived until today and understood what the world of foodies was, what chatter, and how shocking a beautiful loli girl would be if she was stupid.
"Comrade Private, just get used to it, just get used to it, alas, it's really hard for you..." The doctor who had been sitting in the passenger seat sighed and turned his head to Long Xiaoqi and said, "You are really working hard for an exercise. Do you know? Since Comrade Hou Xiaolan was transferred here, our hospital has become unprecedentedly lively. Well, very lively and lively. After just one week of transfer, he has become the treasure of our hospital!"
"Director Jiang, am I that good?" Hou Xiaolan asked in surprise.
No one paid attention to Hou Xiaolan, the doctor turned around and stopped talking, and Long Xiaoqi stared at the silly girl coldly.
"Director Jiang, then I will definitely work hard in the future, more serious and more focused than before. Don't worry, although I am a little clumsy, diligence can make up for my shortcomings! As the saying goes, a stupid bird flies first, although I am not that stupid, a little genius, but..."
"Let's talk about eating..." The doctor in the co-pilot threw a light sentence.
"Okay! OK!" Hou Xiaolan was excited in an instant, and pulled Long Xiaoqi's arm and said excitedly: "Kidnapper, can we eat ramen when we arrive at the hospital? The ramen there is very chewy, and the beef is enough..."
"You are..." Long Xiaoqi asked weakly: "The monkey... sent to torture me?"
"Ye? Are you talking about Sun Wukong?" Hou Xiaolan's eyes shining and said quickly: "He likes to eat peaches, and I like to eat peaches too! But I like to eat peaches, not nectarines, nor do I like to eat peaches. Yes, when I was a child, a peach tree planted in my yard, and there was a plum tree. There was an apricot tree at the gate. In fact, plums were also delicious. My grandfather said that peaches were full and apricots were injured. People buried under the plum trees, so I didn't let me eat too much plums. I was scared and didn't dare to eat them. I still remember that there were sausages hanging on the walls of my grandfather's house. It was so fragrant and spicy. I put them in a pot to steam..."
Long Xiaoqi had already put away his pistol and began to pull the car door with his hands. He was almost at the hospital and he was about to get off the car because he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Stop me! Park me!" Long Xiaoqi roared: "I can't stay for a second. I won't kidnap anymore. Can't I go out and surrender?"
"Oh, kidnapper, do you still want to kidnap? There are four soldiers holding guns at the hospital gate, and you can't even rush in." Hou Xiaolan stared at her big watery eyes, bit her fingers and thought for a few seconds, and said, "Or why don't you kidnap me, you're also very hard for an exercise. I'll cooperate with you, really, I cooperate with you!"
"Comrade Private, why don't you kidnap Comrade Hou Xiaolan?" The doctor turned around and smiled at Long Xiaoqi, "I know you are from the Wolf Group. You have to delay time by kidnapping to fight against the Yinlong troops. To be honest, the chance of kidnapping in the hospital is almost zero. It is impossible for the hospital to lose order because of a private exercise like you. Do you understand? Why not kidnap Hou Xiaolan? She is so easy to kidnap. You can take her into a beef noodle restaurant for kidnapping, and she will definitely cooperate quite well. Oh, by the way, how can a man like you bow to a silly girl? Kidnapping her, there is absolutely no problem."
"I..." Long Xiaoqi didn't know what to say.
"Believe me, Long Yin's people must have arrived at the hospital first!" The driver stopped and turned to Long Xiaoqi and said, "Get out here. Kidnapping Hou Xiaolan is your only choice, and the most correct choice!"
The off-road vehicle was parked in front of the beef noodle restaurant, and then the fourth-level non-commissioned officer who was driving staring at Long Xiaoqi together, urging him to hurry up and take Hou Xiaolan down and walk into the beef restaurant to commit the kidnapping.
"Kidnapper!" Hou Xiaolan said frankly: "Kidnap me quickly. I think Director Jiang and Squad Leader Yang are right. Long Yin's people must have been in the hospital. You can't get in and kidnap people. So you can only kidnap me, because I'm the easiest to kidnap. Let's get out of the car, I will definitely be the most obedient hostage."
Hou Xiaolan got off the car and stood in front of the beef noodle restaurant waiting for Long Xiaoqi.
"This, this, this... what's the matter?!" Long Xiaoqi was almost crying, and he snatched his teeth and opened the door and decided to kidnap Hou Xiaolan.
Maybe at this time, you can kidnap this silly girl. At that time, you can also delay the silly girl's hands and feet and mouth.
"Boss, let's have three big bowls of ramen!" Hou Xiaolan shouted happily.
"We only have two people, why do we need three bowls of beef noodles?" Long Xiaoqi asked.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you... Boss, let's have four big bowls of beef noodles!"
At this moment, Long Xiaoqi's world collapsed and was played by Hou Xiaolan...
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Chapter completed!