Chapter 1477 is really funny
Tian Fei chased him and wanted to kill him, then entered the battle area, was entangled by himself and died together before surrendering, and then ran out together.?? �
Long Xiaoqi admitted that he had encountered many bloody things, but nothing was even more bloody than this. This was no longer bloody, and it was bloody.
"What if I die accidentally?" Long Xiaoqi bit the cigarette and stared at Tian Fei.
"Will you die?" Tianbao shook his head and smiled, "Everyone will die, you will not die. I know that everything you used to be will never die every time. Although I have no faith, I still believe in luck. Obviously, you are the kind of person with good luck, just like me."
Luck is something invisible and intangible. Some people believe it, while others don’t. Because believing in this thing is useless. If it’s just based on luck, no one can go to the end.
"You can't deny the element of luck on the battlefield. Some soldiers will die as soon as they enter the battlefield, and some soldiers can survive in bombardment. If this is not luck, then what is luck?" Tian Fei stared at Long Xiaoqi's eyes and said with a heavy emphasis: "Believe me, most of the survival on the battlefield is luck. I have been on the battlefield for decades and I know this kind of luck too well."
Long Xiaoqi admitted this.
Luck is hard to say elsewhere, but that's true on the battlefield. The one who trains the best, the best, and the most powerful, may not survive even if he enters the battlefield for a minute, he is most afraid of death, the most timid and the worst, maybe he can survive from beginning to end.
If guns and cannons don’t have eyes, they will be unlucky if they hit anyone.
"Don't tell me so much luck, you want to kill me anyway. At the beginning, I hunted me, and after I arrived at the battle area, I tried every possible way to kill me. In the end, I had to die with you to save my life by chance. Is that right?" Long Xiaoqi narrowed his eyes and sprayed smoke from his nostrils.
"That's just to see what level you have reached and see if you can stay in Divine Punishment alone." Tianfa smiled and said, "I know you have experienced the test of Tianfa Yin Killing, and it was my test for you just now."
"Ph!" Long Xiaoqi spit out a mouthful of blood.
He has seen shameless people, but has never seen such shameless people.
"Why, don't believe it? Haha"
"Believe, believe!" Long Xiaoqi nodded and said to Tianba with a smile: "What you mean is that you want to be my brother-in-law, right?"
"Yes, that's right!" Tian Fei smiled and said with a smile: "If this is not the case, do I need to test you?"
Long Xiaoqi felt a heart-wrenching feeling, and he suddenly felt that Tian Fei was a funny guy. Although he was very strong on the real battlefield, what he showed now was no different from a funny guy.
"Xiao He, do you know? One of the bosses who were punished in the past."
"Of course I know that he and Sister Long are good friends." Tian Fei nodded and said, "Although I haven't joined their circle, I still know a little."
"It's good to know, I thought you didn't know." Long Xiaoqi said with a deep face: "Do you know that Xiao He has always wanted to get married with my third sister? Do you know how he passed my level? Maybe you don't know, but you must know one thing, that is, who my third sister is going to marry. This is not what she says, but what I say."
Tianba was stunned for a moment. He hadn't heard such a saying. Isn't love free? Why does the sister marrying her have the final say for her brother? It's so strange.
"It feels strange, right? That's right. In our family, if both parents die, girls have to listen to the boys at home. The old and the young are worried, and the old and the young are in charge of the affairs, so of course I can decide who my third sister will marry. If I can't find a suitable one, I will marry my third sister by myself. Do you understand?"
Long Xiaoqi started to be nonsense and opened his mouth to talk nonsense.
"There is still such a custom?" Tian Fei said he could not understand.
"Yes, it's just that there is this kind of custom. But I think Xiao He is not bad. He is rich and has status, and no matter where he goes, he can be called Mr. Xiao. Also, Xiao He will receive the highest courtesy whether he goes to the White House or Buckingham Palace. I will ask you provocatively, what do you have? Money? Status? Or can you get my recognition after being punched three times like Xiao He? Haha."
There are usually two words behind Haha: idiot.
Long Xiaoqi's punishment for the heavens is a fool.
"I don't have money and don't have much status, but I can protect Sister Long San. As for getting your recognition," Tian Fei thought for a while and said, "I can of course do what Mr. Xiao can do. Now I will let you punch me three times to prove that what I say is true."
Tian Fei stood up and walked to Long Xiaoqi.
"Bang!"
Long Xiaoqi suddenly punched Tian Fei in the face.
The nosebleed flowed down instantly, and Tian Fei was smashed to the ground by Long Xiaoqi's circle, and he was a little confused.
"Ah, your fist is quite heavy, but it doesn't matter, I can still hold on."
Tian Fei shook his head and stood up again, pointed at his face, and signaled Long Xiaoqi to continue.
"Bang!"
Another punch passed, and Long Xiaoqi saw his fist kissing Tian Fei's cheek, and saw blood splattering everywhere.
"oh"
Tian Fei bent down in pain.
At this moment, Long Xiaoqi slammed his brutal uppercut against Tian Fei's chin.
"Bang!"
With this punch, Tian Fei was picked up and twitched heavily on the ground.
Three punches, one punch is heavier than the other, especially the last uppercut, which made Tian Fei feel that his chin bones were about to break. But his ability to resist hits was very strong, and his bones were fine, but he was already beaten so hard that he could not get up.
Long Xiaoqi couldn't bear to beat him because it was a bit cruel to treat a funny guy like this.
This is God's punishment? Is it water in my mind?!
"Uh" Tian Fei struggled to get up, and while he was bleeding from nose, he reached out to Long Xiaoqi: "Now I will introduce it officially. My name is James, I am from Denmark, and I have noble royal blood, I."
"I don't want a mixed-race nephew who jumps around and calls me uncle every day. Do you understand?" Long Xiaoqi narrowed his eyes and said, "So don't talk nonsense to me, come on, we haven't finished the fight yet."
"I won't fight you because you can't beat me." Tian Fei shook his head.
"It was not me who surrendered." Long Xiaoqi said.
"That's a test for you!" Tian Fei smiled.
"Don't you say you want to go back and kill someone? If you can kill that guy who ordered, I will give you a chance." Long Xiaoqi said with a smile.
Hearing this, Tian Fei turned around and charged, and disappeared into the mountains in a blink of an eye.
Damn it
Long Xiaoqi was convinced, and he really couldn't understand the thinking of the Heavenly Punishment.
Chapter completed!