"All-san! Who won't lift it?" Long Xiaoqi cursed: "Whose little turtle is talking nonsense to me here? I'm very good, I'll lift it every day!"

If you scold a child and can't get along with a child, only Long Xiaoqi can do it.? Although he likes it a little, the little bastard comes up and says he doesn't lift it. Isn't this asking for a slap? Fortunately, he can't stand up, otherwise he would definitely carry his legs and throw it into the pot, mix it with water, and put some ingredients in a stew for a while.

"My father is Xiao Yuanchao, my mother is Du Baby, my grandfather is a general, my grandmother is the big boss, my grandfather is the Laoshan scout who drinks bloody wine, and my little grandfather is the governor!" Xiao Zhan glared and said proudly: "Do you know who I am? I am Yuan! Father-in-law, please listen to me. If it weren't for the sake of my fairy wife, I wouldn't care about you. Do you know what Yuan I am? Do you know my name of Xiao Zhan? No one in our community dares to stare at me, and even the commander dares!"

Hearing this, Long Xiaoqi was really happy: Damn, Xiao Yuanchao’s desolate family? The entire first and second generation ancestor!

"You know it's amazing?" Xiao Zhan curled his lips and said, "I'm here to please you. What if you don't let the fairy wife be my wife? I'm a child, not your adult."

Only the child can say this, Xiao Zhan is here to please Long Xiaoqi. He heard that his father-in-law stopped lifting his family, so he quickly stole a tiger whip from Doctor Hou.

"Go away, get out of here, don't be upset to me. Can my daughter be your wife? Nonsense! Even if I marry my daughter to beggars, I won't marry you!" Long Xiaoqi glared at him and said, "Little turtle, don't even think about it, get out!"

Xiao Zhan was so angry that he glared and gritted his teeth, but in the end he still smiled. Why? He wanted to marry a wife, so he had to please Long Xiaoqi.

"Father-in-law, do you know that if you don't raise it? I said you don't believe it. Old man said you don't believe it?" Xiao Zhan shook his head and said, "Although Old man always dealt with me at the age of zombie, I'm convinced when he sees a doctor. Hey, believe it or not, I have to leave. Old man asked me to practice calligraphy."

Xiao Zhan put the tiger whip up again and tiptoed out.

Long Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, and then laughed: Damn, has this little brat become a sperm?

He didn't know whether he was born or not, because what Long Xiaoqi was most worried about was whether he really stopped lifting it. Hou Xiaolan told him not to lift it, and this little kid also said that he wouldn't lift it. If... maybe his vitality has not recovered, right? This... I'll try it out to Xiaolan tonight...

This is the big problem. If it really doesn’t work, it’s better to die than to live. What’s the saddest thing for a man? It’s not that he has no money, nor is his wife running away with others, but that he has grown so big, and he is useless!

So at night, Long Xiaoqi called Hou Xiaolan and started experimenting...

In the second half of the night, it was late at night and the miserable voice of Long Xiaoqi came from the house.

"No! No! No! No!..."

He tried all the methods, and Long Xiaoqi realized that he was really not good. When he saw this reality, he collapsed. It was okay to have less hands and feet, but the problem was, what should he do if this thing was not good?

Men need face, use money to make face, and use good cars to make face. But if it is not useful, no matter how much money you have, no matter how much good cars you have, you will feel inferior. Long Xiaoqi is afraid, more afraid than facing death.

Although he was unwilling to admit it, the problem was that no matter how hard Hou Xiaolan tried, he had no reaction at all.

"Brother Seven, Little Loach, haha, it's so fun."

“…”

But Hou Xiaolan is so happy. I really don’t know how stupid this cute guy is. If you don’t show your man, you are still happy?!

No, you have to find a way, you have to find a way!

...

The next day, Xiao Zhan came secretly again.

"Hey, boy, where is your tiger whip yesterday?" Long Xiaoqi asked.

His name has changed. He was still a slut yesterday, but today he became a kid.

"Father-in-law, do you know that you won't raise it?" Xiao Zhan said seriously with his little face tense and with his hands behind his back: "I love you, I won't lie. The tiger whip is still here with me, but you have to let the little fairy wife be my wife, otherwise..."

"Use tiger whip to make soup for me, I will consider this matter." Long Xiaoqi waved.

"No, you have to agree to me before you can stew a tiger whip!" Xiao Zhan stubbornly said.

"Boy, do you know how many people want to marry my daughter? You are the 1,801th one. If you stew a tiger whip for me, I will let you go to the front line." Long Xiaoqi deceived Xiao Zhan.

But what I didn't expect was that they wouldn't miss him at all.

"I won't go to the lineup, I will grab it!" Xiao Zhan shook his head: "A good match for a beautiful lady and gentleman. If you can't get a hundred things, you can only grab it..."

Oh, I'm so arrogant. Is this little bastard a stingy thing?

"Have you asked for it? I just wanted to grab it for the first time?" Long Xiaoqi cursed: "Little turtle, the ancients said that you asked for it for a hundred times, but it would be impossible for you to ask for it once. You have to follow the rules. When you ask for it a hundred times... I will give you my daughter!"

"Really?" Xiao Zhan was excited.

"Nonsense, you all know that I, Long Xiaoqi, keep my word and never fool you." Long Xiaoqi looked arrogant: "If I weren't so credible and moral, could I give birth to a fairy girl like falling into the water? Boy, you want to marry a fairy. It's still difficult for Tang Monk to obtain the scriptures!"

This made sense, Xiao Zhan, the little brat, nodded repeatedly.

"Then I'll give you... to stew tiger whip soup?" Xiao Zhan blinked.

"Well, there are 99 times left, you are one step closer to your wife." Long Xiaoqi's face was full of praise.

Xiao Zhan jumped up happily and quickly ran out to make tiger whip soup for Long Xiaoqi. In order to make himself better, Long Xiaoqi also made a sacrifice. No matter how hard the little kid made the soup, he pinched his nose and drank it in one sip.

Soon, Long Xiaoqi's face turned flushed and he started to have a nosebleed... This is a special supplement. Xiao Zhan, the product, made an inch of tiger whip into a bowl of soup. If a normal person drinks it, it will definitely be able to beat the sky.

But Long Xiaoqi just had a nosebleed, but still had no reaction. It was not enough, definitely not enough!

The next day, Xiao Zhan sneaked in and took out a yellowed thing from his arms.

"Father-in-law, this is the deer tail..."

"There are 98 times left, you are one step closer to your wife!"

Xiao Zhan grinned and ran out to make deer tail soup.

On the third day, Xiao Zhan ran in again.

"Father-in-law, this is a yak whip..."

"97 times left!"

"Father-in-law, this is a dog whip and saffron!"

"There are 96 times left! Come on, young man!"

"Um!"
Chapter completed!