Some people know that Sun Ergou is Long Xiaoqi, while others don’t know that Sun Ergou is Long Xiaoqi, but at least the Long Hidden Army knows it. But none of the leaders who came down know it, and they don’t pay attention to the former Long Xiaoqi, at most they have heard of it.

Long Xiaoqi walked in, stood in the center, raised his chest and looked up to wait for the circle of people in front of him to ask.

In fact, there is no need to ask at all. If Long Xiaoqi is not qualified to stay in Long Yin, no one will be gone. But this is a program and must be done step by step. Even if this is acting, the scene must be performed well.

"Your name is Sun Ergou?"

"yes!"

Long Xiaoqi replied loudly, although he didn't like the name very much, he had to cooperate with the tricks to perform well.

"I heard you are the wise man in their mouths?" The deputy chief of staff looked at Long Xiaoqi with interest and asked with a smile: "How do you understand the word wise man?"

This was the first question from the deputy chief of staff who took the initiative to ask, and he was full of curiosity about Sun Ergou. Similarly, other leaders who participated in the review were also full of curiosity about him. This is the wise man mentioned by all the new team members. They really want to see what is unique about this wise man.

"The report is long, my understanding of wise men is very simple." Long Xiaoqiang said loudly with his chest: "If there is a mosquito on my egg, I will definitely not slap it, but will choose to drive the mosquito away first and then kill the mosquitoes."

This answer almost made the people present laugh out loud because the metaphor was so vivid. Although it was a bit vulgar, the vulgarity contained the truth.

"Suppose you are surrounded by mosquitoes in the Amazon jungle, and mosquitoes crawl over your eggs, what method do you want to use?" The deputy chief of staff almost asked the second question with a smile.

"It's very simple. I pinched a bunch of mosquitoes to death and then applied the mosquito's body to the surface of the egg." Long Xiaoqi replied without thinking: "Because in comparison, my eggs are more important, and mosquito bites on other parts are not fatal, and it will only lead to mild poisoning and general edema."

Weird question, weird answer.

"Hahaha... I've finished asking my question, Liao Brigade." The deputy chief of staff nodded at Liao Shaoying with a smile.

Liao Shaoying stood up, walked slowly to Long Xiaoqi, and stared at his eyes.

"Comrade Sun Ergou, what I heard from your answer is how you deal with attacks on important and fatal parts, including defense." Liao Shaoying turned behind Long Xiaoqi and raised his voice and asked: "Suppose your wife is captured by the enemy and she is your most important person, what would you do?"

Liao Shaoying directly asked Long Xiaoqi a difficult problem for the tricky problem.

"Will my wife be captured? Impossible!" Long Xiaoqi blinked.

"I'm talking about assumptions." Liao Shaoying emphasized.

"The problem is that this assumption is not valid at all. Captain, how could my wife be captured?" Long Xiaoqi frowned and said, "Captain, please change the question, because this question is too idiotic."

Ridiculously, how could my wife be captured? Don’t even think about assumptions, because this is impossible.

"Okay, I'll change the question, assuming your love. The person is captured." Liao Shaoying had no choice but to change the question.

"Which love is the person?" Long Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment and said, "This is also an impossible problem. Really, Captain, can you change another question?"

Long Xiaoqi refused to answer two consecutive questions in an impossible way, and the deputy chief of staff all frowned. At this time, Liao Shaoying looked dark, but he couldn't do it.

Damn it, I'm talking about assumptions. Of course, I know that your wife is a strong man, and you are a few of you. People are so bad, but can't you assume it?

"I know you are all impatient because I refuse to answer the question of this hypothesis." Long Xiaoqi looked around the people around him and said openly: "Why don't I answer? Because there are no assumptions in the war, I don't have to think about the hypothesis. So now I can't answer the question of hypothesis, but I can guarantee that when I really have such a thing, I will make a choice."

"Actually... there is no need to guarantee it." Long Xiaoqi continued with a deep face: "At that time, people will make choices. The only difference is... how the enemy wants us to make a choice, whether we want to obey or fight. You can't know whether I'm facing a situation of resistance or obedience, because you don't know how the enemy wants us to make a choice."

After the answer was finished, everyone present was stunned for a moment. They actually felt that what Long Xiaoqi said seemed to make some sense. But they also felt that what they said was completely bullshit and had no point in mind.

"What if you were asked to obey?" Liao Shaoying asked again.

"No if, no absolute." Long Xiaoqi said with a thoughtful expression: "If humans lose their fear nerves, then anything they do will become reasonable. Can humans lose their fear nerves? Maybe, maybe impossible, this is no if. A wise man once said: If you regard the assumption as maybe, then your world is confused; if you, maybe your world is still confused. Because humans are too good at using the if, if, maybe..."

Liao Shaoying was about to roll his eyes: Long Xiaoqi, when did you learn the implicitness of a poet? He was just a thick man who couldn't beat a single fart, but he was still arrogant here?

"The last question" Liao Shaoying was impatient, and he planned to quickly throw Long Xiaoqi away.

"Under your guidance, all the nine soldiers chose to go deeper alone. What are your explanations for this? You must know that the most correct way is..."

"I know the most correct way, the most correct way is to rescue your teammates and return to point b after the rescue is ineffective." Long Xiaoqi said quickly: "But don't you think it's stupid? How much time does this waste? Don't do a wits a shirt to do a sorry fight. As the saying goes, a man should kill someone, kill him into a river, kill him into a sea, and kill him into a three-step. From now on, he will be in a cold."

Liao Shaoying finally rolled his eyes and waved his hand to let Long Xiaoqi get out.

"Wait," the deputy chief of staff called Long Xiaoqi and asked, "Soldier, who is the wise man you just mentioned?"

"Oh, this wise man is really amazing. His understanding of the laws of the world and the universe and even the laws of nature has reached a point that ordinary people can't figure out." Long Xiaoqi said to the Chief of Staff seriously: "This wise man's surname is Long and his name is Xiaoqi."

In an instant, Liao Shaoying almost spit out his blood: Long Xiaoqi, your uncle! I asked you to act in a play, yours will come and play with people?
Chapter completed!